I’ve always loved how Lil’ Kim revels in the title of Queen Bitch, and Queen Latifah never went by the apologetic “Princess Latifah”- Queens are the ones to order people’… more →
smartlypretty wrote 8 months ago: Jesus Christ, Shepherd of Judea, this is the most amazing hookah pipe I’ve ever laid eyes on. … more →
smartlypretty wrote 9 months ago: During my extended hiatus, I got totally addicted to True Blood. Like, fixated and obsessed. And par … more →
smartlypretty wrote 9 months ago: I am a licensed esthetician. I am, however, not a licensed gymnast. Ergo, I cannot wax my own bikini … more →
smartlypretty wrote 9 months ago: Normally, I like to mix it up a bit, but I was very impressed by the indie gooda on offer at Superma … more →
smartlypretty wrote 9 months ago: I love subtle threats. A razorblade hoodie, handcuffs dangling from a delicate chain… add thes … more →
wii chip ♥ wrote 1 year ago: Pictures of Sarah Palin in a bikini at Miss Alaska pageant. Sarah Palin bikini Miss Alaska Sarahs Tr … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: From Urban Dictionary: box lock The female equivalent of a cock block. I was hitting on that guy, bu … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: Oh, my God, this was like, made with my bedroom in mind. Never mind the “Sweeney Todd” … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: Courtesy of Edgar Allan Poe, just because I’m in that kind of mood… ANNABELLE LEE Author … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: Trying to percolate my own sappy plans for Valentine’s Day (which happens to be my favorite ho … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: Something about nerds being all revved up is kinda hot. This pinup calendar is for the fanboy in you … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: So, I moved to Newark. It’s weird. I actually seriously dig it here. I loved and will alway … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: Something about naughtifying your standard bedtime tales is just very hot. This collection of eroti … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: This sexy spherical gadget is billed as good for couples- with a certain focus I can see that as the … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been scouting home decor- since, you know, I have a home now- and I just adore this naugh … more →
smartlypretty wrote 1 year ago: Smoking- In addition to my beloved Djarums, I am also digging these weird Springwater cigs. Smoking … more →
smartlypretty wrote 2 years ago: So I found some more star lights. I can imagine a cluster of these would create a soft, romantic gl … more →
smartlypretty wrote 2 years ago: BE dropped us a line to let us know about the new Vixen vinyl dress- and predictably- LOVE it! Also … more →
smartlypretty wrote 2 years ago: Tuck one of these in your makeup bag, and the overexposed crawl-in-the-dark becomes a thing of the p … more →