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Arseholes

I have finally found proof that God doesn’t exist.

He made man in his own image, and put the arsehole in the wrong place. Now, surely God shits, he should have known better or are immortal beings beyond the simple act of defacation… 609 more words

Life

The humiliation of premature elimination; or, how I pooped my pants today.

No breakfast.

Lunch at 2pm: 2 cups strong diner coffee, cheeseburger deluxe, buffalo dipping sauce for the fries.

Aaack! We have to pay our rent today! 180 more words

Bodily Functions