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Grapes of Wrath #1 - Oasis of Abuse

The heat. The fucking heat. Even in what should be winter, the heat is endless. I just want to get into a paddling pool of whiskey and bury my face in Kate Upton’s tits. 1,028 more words


Product Review: Primal Strips Mesquite Lime Vegan Jerky

My Great Books I: Introduction to Classical Literature course got seriously wacky. Case in point: we started discussing “meat globes.” If you have no idea what a meat globe is, that’s because my class invented the concept. 302 more words

Aja Frost

Chapter 1, Part 5

5. The Explanation

“You see,” Doctor Umbert began, “our goal was to take a test subject and use our twenty-million dollar budget to improve him or her. 76 more words