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Slow Loris (genus Nycticebus)

I usually try and avoid blogging about primates, because I’m really not all that into them. I find monkeys and the great apes pretty boring, and have never had an interest in learning about them. 512 more words

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Slow Loris - Monday Funday

Today is Monday. If Monday was an animal it would be this slow loping creature that you think looks all cute and adorable from a distance (read; from Friday) and then when it gets up close (read; when it gets to Sunday night) it bites you in the backside and sits there grinning at you. 134 more words

Monday Funday

Still beating!

Well, hell.

It feels like I haven’t updated this thing since, like, August 17th 2013. Much has happened. I’ll get to that. But for the time being let this just stand as my re-inaugural address–a sort of state of the union, or figurative CPR chest-pumping of the figurative hammering heart stopped hammering. 41 more words

Nu toate animalele sunt tot asa de inofensive pe cat sunt de comune.

  1. ANIMALE MAI PUTIN CUNOSCUTE CA FIIND PERICULOASE DAR … ATENTIE!:

1. Sepia.- se înrudeşte cu calamarul şi caracatiţa. Are zece braţe acoperite cu ventuze mici şi are şi un cioc, destul de mare. 497 more words

P-P-P-Poker Face

You have probably seen this little guy before. An adorable fury thing with huge eyes. It may seem pretty harmless, but the truth is that this is a venomous and endangered primate. 249 more words

Ecosystem

Lady Gaga Bitten by Slow Loris Whilst Filming New Music Video

Lady Gaga has allegedly been bitten by a slow loris whilst on set filming for ‘G.U.Y’, an unreleased single from the number one album, ARTPOP. 146 more words

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