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<title><![CDATA[Caledonia, Missouri]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/caledonia-missouri/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/caledonia-missouri/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[If all goes as planned, I will leave my office at 1:30 tomorrow afternoon and drive to Caledonia, Mi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If all goes as planned, I will leave my office at 1:30 tomorrow afternoon and drive to Caledonia, Missouri, a village of less than 200 people, located on Hwy 21 south of Potosi, Missouri.</p>
<p>In researching Caledonia tonight, it seems like I&#8217;ll find more to explore and photograph than I&#8217;d originally expected.</p>
<p>Turns out, Caledonia, celebrating its 190th anniversary in 2009,  is home to the oldest continually operating church and cemetery west of the Mississippi River.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to checking out the town&#8217;s Greek Revival Architecture; to getting ice cream at the old mercantile; walking the tiny community; and exploring the cemetery.</p>
<p>Did I mention that my day will end with a glass of wine in Caledonia&#8217;s &#8220;Wine Cottage&#8221;?</p>
<p>Check back tomorrow night!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[St. Joe State Park Bicycle Trail]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/st-joe-state-park-bicycle-trail/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/st-joe-state-park-bicycle-trail/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[St. Joe State Park is one of Missouri&#8217;s largest state parks, boasting more than 8,000 acres of]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>St. Joe State Park is one of Missouri&#8217;s largest state parks, boasting more than 8,000 acres of property and a 14-mile concrete trail for walking, jogging, rollerblading or biking. The best part? This park is really close to my small town.</p>
<p>I jogged on the trail a few times in high school, and took my mountain bike there for my first ride on it when I was in my early twenties.  Since moving back to Missouri, I&#8217;ve ridden the full trail twice.</p>
<div id="attachment_541" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 232px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-541" title="parkmap" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/parkmap.gif?w=222&#038;h=300" alt="St. Joe State Park Map, Credit: Missouri State Parks" width="222" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">St. Joe State Park Map, Credit: Missouri State Parks</p></div>
<p>If you&#8217;re not up for the full 14 miles, you can park at several points along the trail, and ride out half your intended distance before doubling back. If you&#8217;re in reasonably good shape, though, I&#8217;d do the full loop.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve ridden this starting in Farmington, crossing US Hwy 67, and entering the park at the Farmington Trail head at the Southeast corner of the map.  By starting in Farmington, you can add a couple more miles to the ride.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve also parked at the Old Mines entrance at the Northern edge of the park and ridden the loop. If you intend to ride the full 14 miles, where you start the ride is secondary, in my opinion, to which direction you ride in once you&#8217;re on the trail.</p>
<div id="attachment_544" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/p4250001.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-544" title="P4250001" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/p4250001.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" alt="St. Joe State Park Bicycle Trail, photo by smalltowngirl" width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">St. Joe State Park Bicycle Trail, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>Riding the trail counterclockwise, according to this map view, you&#8217;ll encounter several long, low-grade uphills. If you ride clockwise, on the other hand, you&#8217;ll hit two hills that are neither terribly long nor terribly steep.</p>
<p>The asphalt is smooth;  fit for road bikes or hybrids, though I only have a mountain bike, and it works out fine as well. Because there&#8217;s a large area for riding ORVs in the center of the park, beware that on dry, windy winds, you&#8217;ll be riding through a lot of dust when you&#8217;re riding past Missouri Mines.</p>
<div id="attachment_543" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/p4250006.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-543" title="P4250006" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/p4250006.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" alt="Missouri Mines from St. Joe State Park Bicycle Trail, photo by smalltowngirl" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Missouri Mines from St. Joe State Park Bicycle Trail, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>St.  Joe State Park can be accessed from several towns in the area, including Farmington, Park Hills, and Leadington. Parking is available at the trail heads, and there is at least one point along the trail (I believe it&#8217;s at the Harris Branch Trail Head) where clean drinking water is available.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Showers of the Rainy and the Baby Varieties]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/showers-of-the-rainy-and-the-baby-kinds/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/showers-of-the-rainy-and-the-baby-kinds/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite things in the whole world is a good thunderstorm, and since I&#8217;ve been back]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my favorite things in the whole world is a good thunderstorm, and since I&#8217;ve been back in Missouri, there has been no shortage of good ones. Nearly every day, storms have blown through our area.</p>
<p>Missouri&#8217;s spring showers have been a welcome home, of sorts, after ten years away, missing the storms that Missouri is well-known for.</p>
<p>Another kind of shower came up this weekend, as a close family friend and her husband (also a long time friend of mine) prepare for the birth of their first baby, due July 20th. My mom and I threw the mom-to-be a baby shower on Saturday for them.</p>
<p>My mom made every invitation and every party favor by hand from scratch, matching everything to the baby&#8217;s brown and blue nursery decorations. I followed suit with chocolate fudge mini cupcakes with blue mint icing topped with miniature chocolate chips.</p>
<div id="attachment_532" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-532" title="DSCF0191" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/dscf0191.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" alt="Chocolate Fudge Mini Cupcakes with Blue Mint Icing and Mini Chocolate Chips, cupcakes and photos by smalltowngirl" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Chocolate Fudge Mini Cupcakes with Blue Mint Icing and Mini Chocolate Chips, cupcakes and photos by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>Whether it&#8217;s rain showers or baby showers, seems Missouri has welcomed me back with much adue. I felt really good about being home again after all these years to be present for these special days in the lives of my friends. Now if we can just do something about these rain showers&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Blowing Up He-Man]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/blowing-up-he-man/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:12:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/blowing-up-he-man/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the time of year in Small Town, Missouri when tents are pitched under which bottle rocket]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the time of year in Small Town, Missouri when tents are pitched under which bottle rockets and Roman candles and sparklers and M-60s are sold to kids who save their allowances for weeks in order to blow things up on the nation&#8217;s anniversary.</p>
<p>Like most kids, my brother and I liked to blow things up. Like most country kids, we had plenty of access to flamable objects and ingitables. Of all the things we tried to make explode, my favorite was the He-Man doll.</p>
<p>He-Men were hollow on the inside, so we popped off little He-Man&#8217;s head, filled him up with gasoline and lit him on fire.  Yellow plastic melted onto the concrete outside the basement door and our dad was fit to be tied. I&#8217;m pretty sure we were punished for it, but I&#8217;m also pretty sure we spent hours giggling over it out of ear-shot from our parents.</p>
<p>Over the next few days, tables will be set up and truckloads of fireworks will be hauled in. Moms and dad will bring kids to buy supplies for their little kid arsenals, and on 4th, lots of little kiddos will be making memories that they&#8217;ll reminesce over, just like my brother and I still reminesce about melting little He-Man.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Country Days: This Small Town's Big Tradition]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/04/country-days-this-small-town-girls-big-tradition/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/06/04/country-days-this-small-town-girls-big-tradition/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right y&#8217;all, this is small town life at its finest! Like any other small town, Fa]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right y&#8217;all, this is small town life at its finest!</p>
<p>Like any other small town, Farmington has a revenue-boosting, visitor-drawing weekend of fun. In other towns, it might be a watermelon festival or a apple harvest. In this small town, it&#8217;s Country Days.</p>
<p>Up go fair booths and sidewalk sales and carnival rides, and the streets become blocked off to vehicle traffic. The smells of dirt and sweat and funnel cake and hot dogs fill the air, and town comes to life for one weekend.</p>
<p>Activities begin in earnest tomorrow, with rides opening at 5 pm, a dance party starting at 6, and the annual moonlight bike ride starting at 10:30.</p>
<p>On Saturday, highlights include a one-mile fun run at 7 am, a 5 mile run at 7:30, the opening of the arts &#38; crafts fair at 9, and the parade at 10. THE big event of Country Days 2009 will be the Aaron Tippin concert at 8:30 pm in Long Park.</p>
<p>Activities continue through mid-day Sunday. I&#8217;m considering wandering the events with my camera to see if I can get some fun small town moments, though I may escape the crowds and head into the woods for a weekend of hiking instead.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailyjournalonline.com/marketplace/ads/14574589/">Click here</a> for a complete schedule of events.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Vegetarian Food in Cattle Farming Country]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/vegetarian-food-in-cattle-farming-country/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 18:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/vegetarian-food-in-cattle-farming-country/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[After years of eating meat and potatoes at home in Missouri (my grandpa raised cattle during the ear]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After years of eating meat and potatoes at home in Missouri (my grandpa raised cattle during the early part of my life), I went off to college and promptly began experimenting with various forms of vegetarianism (I&#8217;m such a bad girl, I know &#8211; running a way from home to try tofu).</p>
<p>Though I&#8217;m no longer vegetarian, I do enjoy vegetarian cooking and trying vegetarian restaurants. Somehow taking meat out of the equation seems to make cooks more creative.</p>
<p>Last week, after a morning meeting in Clayton (St. Louis), my boss invited me to lunch at Gokul, a vegetarian Indian restaurant on Page Blvd.</p>
<div id="attachment_450" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-450" title="P5220002" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/p5220002.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" alt="Gokul restaurant, photo by smalltowngirl" width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Gokul restaurant, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>My boss and I both had the lunch buffet.  I would definitely say that Gokul was on par with vegetarian restaurants in the same price range in NYC. The food was good and the service was very good. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be back.</p>
<p>Gokul is located at 10633/B Page Boulevard in St. Louis, and is open from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. If you make it in for lunch, I recommend the lunch buffet.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Small Town Recyling]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/23/small-towns-going-green/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 02:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/23/small-towns-going-green/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  Farmington Recycling Center, photo by smalltowngirl When I moved back to Missouri three months ago]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_418" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-418" title="DSCF0104" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0104.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" alt="Farmington Recycling Center, photo by smalltowngirl" width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Farmington Recycling Center, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>When I moved back to Missouri three months ago, it was a shock to my system to not sort my trash for recyling at home. In the last three cities I&#8217;ve called home, recycling was mandatory, so I&#8217;m excited to see that this small town now has five large recyling bins conveniently located in the middle of town. </p>
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<div id="attachment_419" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-419" title="DSCF0100" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0100.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" alt="Recyling, photo by smalltowngirl" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Recyling, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>Each of the bins is intended for collection of either cardboard or &#8220;paper and containers&#8221;.  Containers can be plastic, glass, steel, or aluminum, among other materials. Paper and cardboard are self explanatory, I think. If you chose to recycle cardboard, be sure to break it down first though.</p>
<p>Kudos to small town Missouri for getting on board with greening up the community. </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Pickle Springs State Natural Area]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/04/pickle-springs-state-natural-area/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 04:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/04/pickle-springs-state-natural-area/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Last weekend, I hiked in Hawn State Park and took a 20ish-mile bike ride in St. Joe State Park. This]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend, I hiked in <a href="http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/hawn-state-park/" target="_blank">Hawn State Park</a> and took a 20ish-mile bike ride in St. Joe State Park. This weekend, I hit the trails at the 256-acre Pickle Springs State Natural Area in Ste. Genvieve, Missouri.</p>
<div id="attachment_321" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 224px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-321" title="dscf0049" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0049.jpg?w=214&#038;h=300" alt="Waterfall at Pickle Springs, photo by smalltowngirl" width="214" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Waterfall at Pickle Springs, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>Pickle Springs is a truly beautiful area. As a hiker, you lose the sounds and thoughts of the rest of the world once you&#8217;ve taken a few feet down the trail, which makes a two-mile loop. The forest is dense with plant life, and my walk on Saturday was a fungus-hunter&#8217;s delight. For more fungus photos, check out <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/milligfunk/" target="_blank">my flickr photostream</a>. Here&#8217;s one example of the almost beautiful texture, color, and pattern of the fungi I saw.</p>
<div id="attachment_322" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-322" title="dscf0054" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0054.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" alt="Jelly-like Fungus on Tree, photo by smalltowngirl" width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Jelly-like Fungus on Tree, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>The trails at Pickle Springs are rocky and have roots growing through them. This isn&#8217;t a trail to walk with weak ankles or knees, and be forewarned as we face this spring&#8217;s rains; the trails become conduits for rainwater. I was very thankful for my Goretex boots on this particular hike.  Don&#8217;t be fooled by this photo. It looks like a creek, but it&#8217;s actually the flooded trail.</p>
<div id="attachment_323" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-323" title="dscf0028" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0028.jpg?w=300&#038;h=214" alt="Flooded Trail, photo by smalltowngirl" width="300" height="214" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Flooded Trail, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>Pickle Springs has a lot of sandstone formations, most of which I&#8217;m sure have proper geological names, none of which I know. What I do know is that there are huge sandstone boulders like the ones in the flooded trail picture that you hiked between; there are even bigger ones that have holes in them the size of small cars that you can climb through; and there are sandstone bluffs that drop down 100 or so feet to the earth below.</p>
<div id="attachment_324" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-324" title="dscf0035" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0035.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" alt="Sandstone Boulders, photo by smalltowngirl" width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Sandstone Boulders, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>The views from the highest bluffs are really nice. Near the end of the loop, there&#8217;s a high bluff looking out over the forest, and it&#8217;s truly a beautiful Missouri view.</p>
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<p>A blog about Pickle Springs wouldn&#8217;t be complete without mentioning the waterfalls. We aren&#8217;t talking Niagra Falls here, but this two-mile trail boasts countless small waterfalls, ranging from short ones in full blown creeks to 30-foot tall onces with a steady but small stream of water falling down. This weekend was a great time to hike the trail (with waterproof boots) since the surplus of rainwater meant that our hike was constantly made more peaceful by the sounds of dripping or streaming water.</p>
<div id="attachment_326" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 223px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-326" title="dscf0056" src="http://smalltowngirlsguide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dscf0056.jpg?w=213&#038;h=300" alt="Smaller Waterfall at Pickle Springs, photo by smalltowngirl" width="213" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Smaller Waterfall at Pickle Springs, photo by smalltowngirl</p></div>
<p>Pickle Springs State Natural Area is owned and maintained by the Missouri Department of Conservation, and is located in St. Genevieve County, Missouri off of Ste. Genevieve County Highway AA. To reach the park from Farmington or Ste. Gen, take State Hwy 32 to AA and continue two miles or so down AA, where you&#8217;ll see a brown Conservation Department Sign for Pickle Springs. Turn onto the gravel road across from the sign and continue 1-2 minutes to the Pickle Springs parking area.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d recommend this nature trail for a short day hike, and not for hikers who have problems with uneven or rocky trails.</p>
<p>To see more pictures of fungi, waterfalls, and sandstone boulders at Pickle Springs, check out <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/milligfunk/" target="_blank">my flickr photostream.</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[The Budweiser Clydesdales in Farmington]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/the-budweiser-clydesdales-in-farmington/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 03:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/the-budweiser-clydesdales-in-farmington/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It was an exciting day for horse lovers and Bud lovers alike in small town Missouri. The Budweiser C]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was an exciting day for horse lovers and Bud lovers alike in small town Missouri. The Budweiser Clydesdales made what we can reasonably assume was their first trip to Farmington, Missouri today for an appearance at, of all places, Buffalo Wild Wings.</p>
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<p>I arrived at the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot fifteen minutes before the end of the Clydesdale&#8217;s three-hour show &#8212; just in time to watch the handlers disassemble the horses&#8217; rigging.  (If there&#8217;s a better word for the chains and hardware that hold the horses in alignment with one another, let me know.)</p>
<p>As a proper Missourian, I&#8217;ve seen the Clydesdales before, but I&#8217;d forgotten how truly impressive these animals are. At the top of the shoulder, they stand six feet tall. These horses weigh 2,000 to 2,300 pounds, and they&#8217;re unbelievably muscular.</p>
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<p>The Clydesdales ride in style. In fact, I think the Clydesdales&#8217; accomodations (see photo above) are fancier than my own digs. Their gigantic feet are the sizes of dinner plates, and the fluffy white hair (called feathering) on those ginormous feet makes me run for the hot oil treatments for my own lustry locks.</p>
<p>If you missed the Clydesdales in Farmington today, I&#8217;ve heard rumor that they&#8217;ll be in Fredericktown, Missouri tomorrow for the Azalea Festival.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[President Obama in Small Town, Missouri]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/president-obama-in-small-town-missouri/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
<guid>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/president-obama-in-small-town-missouri/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[President Obama in Arnold, Missouri, photo by smalltowngirl On my way to St. Louis this morning, I s]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;">On my way to St. Louis this morning, I stopped in Arnold, Missouri, expecting to see a crowd excited that the President of the United States had chosen their community for his talk today.</div>
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<p>What I saw were angry, agressive pro-lifers and anti-socialism protestors lined the sidewalk outside of Fox Senior High School. One of the anti-abortion protesters held a sign reading, &#8220;Obama&#8217;s policies kill 30% black babies.&#8221; I&#8217;m not even sure what that means.</p>
<p>News vans were parked in a flower nursery parking lot across JeffCo Boulevard from the school. A man dressed in an Uncle Sam costume and standing on stilts held a sign reading, &#8220;Govt Pork: more dangerous to America than Swine Flu.&#8221; Others held signs saying &#8220;Pray for an end to abortion,&#8221; or more simply, the word &#8220;socialism&#8221; with a red &#8220;X&#8221; through it.</p>
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<p>This blog is not a political blog, so I&#8217;m not going to speak out on my own political opinions. I think it&#8217;s great that President Obama chose a fairly small Missouri community in which to speak on his 100th day in office, and I value our right to gather and protest in public places.</p>
<p>Racism is never okay with me, though, so this woman&#8217;s sign struck me as inappropriate:</p>
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<p>While standing amidst the protesters I had my own &#8220;We&#8217;re not in Kansas anymore, Toto&#8221; moment, substituting &#8220;Kansas&#8221; for &#8220;Brooklyn&#8221; and &#8220;Toto&#8221; for&#8230;well&#8230;nevermind. You get my point.  President Obama&#8217;s visit to Arnold today will undoubtedly be referenced later, so in a way, I felt like I was part, however briefly, of a piece of American history.</p>
<p>For more of my photos from today, visit my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/milligfunk/">Flickr stream</a>.</p>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/04/05/brauhaus-kaffee/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[All photos by smalltowngirl I love this coffee shop. Still new (open for less than a month, I believ]]></description>
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<p>I love this coffee shop.</p>
<p>Still new (open for less than a month, I believe), Bauhaus Kaffee is the newest addition to quaint, downtown Farmington&#8217;s collection of stores and restaurants.</p>
<p>The owners, who are from Fredericktown, Missouri, have spent the last two years renovating the space.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure how old downtown&#8217;s buildings are, but my guess is that they&#8217;re from the early 1900s. The sidewalk outside is red brick, and two tables with two chairs each, sit just outside the cafe&#8217;s front doors.</p>
<p>The cafe&#8217;s two floor-to-ceiling picture windows let sunshine stream in, and offer a view of the side of the court house, around which downtown Farmington was built.</p>
<p>Gleaming, subtly distressed hardwood floors are offset by black granite-topped tables and contemporary black leather sofa and armchairs.</p>
<p>Prints of German artwork hang on the red, exposed brick, and a piano sits in the back.</p>
<p>Beside the piano sits an empty guitar stand &#8211; empty because someone in the cafe has inevitably picked up the instrument to pluck out acoustic melodies each time I&#8217;ve been in the cafe.</p>
<p>I like to think that by way of my Sunday afternoon latte ritual, I&#8217;m helping keep Pat, the owner&#8217;s spirits high. Today we chatted about their scones being hand made from scratch each morning, and about the anticipation over the arrival of their new stove, which will accomodate homeades soups in addition to their already homemade baked goods.</p>
<p>Today, craving something sweet, I ordered a mocha. The taste was just as great as the presentation:</p>
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<p>The clientelle is as diverse as one could hope for in a community as relatively homogeneous as Farmington, Missouri is.</p></div>
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<p>Today, for instance, there were three q-tips (white haired folks), a woman who looked to be my age with a mod, black haircut and a large tatoo on her foot, and another late-20s/early-30s writer-type with a laptop. I couldn&#8217;t help the excitement, overhearing him voice his enthusiasm about a local, independent magazine.</p></div>
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<p>I hope that Bauhaus Kaffee surives. I take that back, I hope that it <span style="font-style:italic;">thrives</span>, and I have faith that it will. Warm fuzzies will take over my belly when downtowns come fully to life again, and I think Farmington&#8217;s well on it&#8217;s way, thanks to places like this one.</div>
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<title><![CDATA[A Semi-Sweet White Table Wine and a Very Sweet White Dog]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/a-semi-sweet-white-table-wine-and-a-very-sweet-white-dog/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I uncorked the Whittenburg Semi-Sweet White as I went off on one tangent or another about the challe]]></description>
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<p>I let the wine breath for a few minutes, poured myself a glass, and took a sip. A warm, mellow flavor hit the center of my tongue, and the tartness of an apple draft cider tickled the tip of it.</p></div>
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<p>The wine being more full-bodied than I&#8217;d expected, I relaxed, contentedly, sinking a little deeper into the slat-backed wooden chair.</p></div>
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<p>The first glass was a well-deserved pleasure after a frustrating day at work, and the second glass was pure indulgence. I can&#8217;t remember the last time I enjoyed a white wine as a standalone, without a food pairing.</p></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a href="http://peacefulbend.com/">Peaceful Bend winery</a> is on the Meremac River in Steelville, Missouri.</span></span></div>
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<p>Two glasses in, I realized the dog was still outside from 20 minutes before. When I let her in, her muddy paws left footprints across the white quarry-tiled kitchen floor. The dog already in need of a bath, and me having already had two glasses of wine, the dog with little hope.</p></div>
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<p>Into the kitchen sink she went, and any dignity the poor dog had disappeared&#8230;</p></div>
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<p>It&#8217;s the little things in life that make it good. A glass of local white wine and a clean white dog are all it took tonight to lift my heart up to a better place.</p></div>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/milligfunk/">More pictures</a> of the (dry) white dog.</div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/wineries-coffee-shops-art-galleriesa-castle/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s become of my bumbling little country bumpkin of a home state, Missouri. I hardly recogn]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s become of my bumbling little country bumpkin of a home state, Missouri.</p>
<p>I hardly recognize my downtown square, which is now lined with a cafe, a New York style pizza place, a fairly nice bar and restaurant, and a music store.</p>
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<p>And don&#8217;t get me started on the national <a href="http://vintagevinyl.com/">bicycle race</a> coming through town. We <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">never</span> had that kind of thing when I was a kid.</div>
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<p>What? Is one of the nation&#8217;s last living <a href="http://vintagevinyl.com/">independent music stores</a> really in St. Louis? Darned right, it is. It&#8217;s on one of <a href="http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/best-streets-in-america/" target="_blank">the 10 Best Streets in America</a>, and I&#8217;m proud to say I&#8217;ve been buying music there since I was 16.</div>
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<p>You know what else Missouri has? It has <a href="http://www.missouriwinecountry.com/">wineries</a>. Like, no joke, a LOT of wineries. Wineries with good wine, beautiful views, live music on the weekends, art galleries, and more.</div>
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<p>Finally, and then I&#8217;m getting back to <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">updating my events listing for April (look beneath this blog)</span>&#8230;We have <a href="http://www.citizenschiropractic.com/">yoga</a>. I took my first small town yoga class tonight, and it was good.</div>
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<p>If none of the above perks you up to the Show-Me State, check this out&#8230;Joplin, Missouri has a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;"><a href="http://rlmcastle.com/"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">castle</span></a><a href="http://rlmcastle.com/"></a></span></div>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img style="display:block;text-align:center;width:407px;height:301px;margin:0 auto 10px;" src="http://4statehome.com/fsbo_photos/21199/Castle%20fall.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Photo from 4statehome.com</span></p>
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<p>Despite my grouchy, short-fused, angsty poop of a mood over the last few days over missing New York, I&#8217;ve gotta hand it to Missouri &#8211; it&#8217;s changed a lot in the 10+ years since I last lived here.</p></div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/lemons-or-lemonade-a-blog-in-two-parts/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Part One: I&#8217;m grouchy today. Missouri is so nice, and people here are so nice. It&#8217;s all]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m grouchy today.</p>
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<p>Missouri is so nice, and people here are so nice. It&#8217;s all so&#8230;NICE.</p></div>
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<p>Where&#8217;s the grit? Where&#8217;s the texture? Where&#8217;s the edge?</p></div>
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<p>Oh, that&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s <span style="font-style:italic;">Missouri. </span><span>It&#8217;s not gritty or textured or edgy. It&#8217;s <span style="font-style:italic;">nice</span>.</span></div>
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<p>Thank God for blogging, FB, and Twitter&#8230;And thanks to my NY friends who are following my blogs, photos, and tweets, caring about this journey I&#8217;m taking now, back in Missouri after so many years away.</p></div>
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<p>I had hoped that social media would help me feel close to some of what (and <span style="font-style:italic;">who</span>) I love about New York, and though some days I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s working, other days it&#8217;s the thread that keeps me connected, and by extension, keeps me sane.</div>
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<p>So thank you, if you&#8217;re following, emailing, and commenting.  And if you&#8217;re following but not commenting, it would be so good to hear from you.</p></div>
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<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">NY=1; MO=0</span></div>
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<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Part Two:</span></div>
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<p>For all the missing New York I&#8217;m doing now, I missed small town MO very much over the last 10+ years, too. Sometimes I longed for the quiet, humble, <em>nice</em> Midwest</div>
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<p>While I can&#8217;t walk down the street to grab the <em>Times</em> from a bodega or newstand in my small town, I can read it online from the coffee shop, where the barista visits with me for ten minutes at a time, and I can buy a large latte for less than a small coffee in  NYC.</div>
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<p>And while French Press coffee and omelets with hungover 20- and 30-somes isn&#8217;t quite the same as drip coffee in the pot at home, it&#8217;s really kind of nice to wake up sober, to family and a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/milligfunk/3387510554/">little white dog</a>.</div>
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<p>So I&#8217;m trying here &#8211; I really am &#8211; to seek out the best Missouri has to offer.</p></div>
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<p>I want to love life here, or anywhere that I am, for that matter. I want to be one of those people who can find beauty and happiness <span style="font-style:italic;">anywhere.</span></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ve started a community calendar here. I hope that this can become a space for locals to seek out hip, healthy, and interesting events in the area.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m independent, so I can publish any event (unlike other, corporate events calendars I&#8217;ve found in MO). If you have events you&#8217;d like published, <a href="http://twitter.com/MilliGFunk">tweet me</a>, Facebook me, email, or leave a comment.</div>
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<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;ll leave you with a few good local things I&#8217;ve discovered this afternoon:</p></div>
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<p><a href="http://tourofmissouri.com/">The Tour of Missouri 2009</a></div>
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<p><a href="http://www.gostlouis.org/">Go! St. Louis</a></div>
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<p><a href="http://www.trailnet.org/walking.php">Trailnet: Promoting Active Living</a></div>
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<p><a href="http://www.soulardartmarket.com/">The Soulard Art Market</a></div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/26/cupcakes-aka-bet-you-wish-you-were-at-my-house/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Photos and Cupcakes by Smalltowngirl Happy Thursday night! I&#8217;ll bet you wish you were at my ho]]></description>
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<p>Happy Thursday night!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ll bet you wish you were at my house right about now&#8230;</p></div>
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<p>These cupcakes are chocolate and peanut butter with homemade milk chocolate icing, topped with Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Chips.</p></div>
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<p>I spent my morning in downtown Farmington, Missouri. What a delight to walk down brick sidewalks from a music store to a restaurant; an overflowing florist&#8217;s store to a warm and cozy bookstore.</p></div>
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<p>The Downtown Farmington Parntership/Alliance (I forget it&#8217;s formal name) has done a really nice job bringing life back to downtown.</p></div>
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<p>Much to my excitement, Farmington has a new and quite legitimate cafe! Brauhaus, our new coffee shop and lunch spot, has a story to tell, and I hope to tell it soon.</p></div>
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<p>The owner enthusiastically told me today about its name, the photos on the wall, and the two years she and her family spent renovating the historic building the cafe calls home. I&#8217;m planning to visit her again soon, this time with notebook and camera in tow so that I can blog about it.</p></div>
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<p>Until then, where quaint downtowns and kitchens big enough to prepare 3 dozen cupcakes are concerned, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">MO = 1; NY = 0</span></div>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The morning sun was at my back as I drove North on Highway 8. I was hovering just below the speed li]]></description>
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<p>There is no turning lane on the highway in that spot, so when I saw a car passing the pick-up, I realized that the truck was in my lane. I slammed on my brakes, gripping the steering wheel with my left hand and throwing my right hand to my horn.</p></div>
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<p>The grey and black Ford F-150 looked like a wall of steel standing before me as I braced for impact.</p></div>
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<p>The left front end of his truck struck my front driver&#8217;s side. His truck scraped down the side of my car, and I watched the shoulder of the road move all too quickly beneath my tires.</p></div>
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<p>I felt my car leave the road, then the shoulder of the road, and finally come to a stop nose-down in a six-foot ditch.</p></div>
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<p>I put the car in park. By the time I got out and turned to look at the scene of the accident, the truck&#8217;s driver was already halfway between his truck and my car, asking me if I was alright, and</p></div>
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<p>Adrenaline pumping, my hands began to shake. Soon my arms and shoulders began to shiver and shake, too.</p></div>
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<p>By the time the police reports were written, the car was on a tow truck and I had arrived at the auto shop, I was sick to my stomach and exhausted.</p></div>
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<p>My dad helped me with the phone calls and paperwork for insurance and a rental car, and then I worked a 7 hour day, leaving the office well after 9 p.m.</p></div>
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<p>I slept for 12 hours last night though, and spent today with a sadness in my stomach that I can&#8217;t explain.</p></div>
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<p>The sadness was there yesterday as well. I wished someone would hug me so that I could let the tears flow. Instead, I worked. Today I cleaned and unpacked more boxes, and only now, after midnight, in my bed alone, are a few tears falling.</p></div>
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<p>I wasn&#8217;t afraid. As I braced for impact, I felt at peace with whatever was about to happen.</p></div>
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<p>What a strange thing &#8211; to be aware of that sense of peace even as a Ford truck is pummeling the car you&#8217;re driving. I think I resigned myself in that moment that I was prepared for whatever hand God was dealing me.</p></div>
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<p>I was a blessed woman to have landed in the cozy 6-foot ditch that I landed in (rather than in any number of 50+ foot drop-offs along that highway), and while I was at peace with whatever was going to happen, I am so, so thankful that I was given another day to wake up and live today.</p></div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/sayersbrook-bison-ranch/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[On Monday, I was invited to take a personal tour of the Sayersbrook Bison Ranch in Potosi, Missouri.]]></description>
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<p>On Monday, I was invited to take a personal tour of the Sayersbrook Bison Ranch in Potosi, Missouri.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ve recently become aquainted with the ranch owners, and my day on the ranch this week was a moderately absurd, while simultaneously lovely and educational experience.</p></div>
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<p>To get to work, I travel down a US highway, then a state highway, and then a county highway, before turning onto the road our lodge is on.</p></div>
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<p>Sayersbrook is just a few miles from my office, so I hopped in the car Monday morning from work, and I headed to the ranch.</p></div>
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<p>I was cruising along county highway AA when a dumb ol&#8217; country squirrel darted beneath my tire, creating a &#8220;thuhm-bump&#8221; sound that nearly made me cry.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m not a fan of death, and while running over a small mammal is probably some sort of Welcome to Missouri rite of passage, it still shook me up.</p></div>
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<p>After the squirrel mishap, I found the bison crossing sign particularly sweet. (I&#8217;m not sure my trusty tank of a Ford Taurus would have held up well to a 2600 bull.)</p></div>
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<p>Making note not to run over any of these huge creatures while on the ranch, I pulled through the gate. Immediately to my left sat the ranch&#8217;s airstrip, and a bit further down the road was the family&#8217;s home.</p></div>
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<p>A sprawling single-story, log home with picture windows and beautiful landscaping, the house delivered to me a new meaning of &#8220;ranch-style home&#8221;.</p></div>
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<p>Later in the day I&#8217;d be joining the Sayers for bison lasagne in the kitchen of the house, and meeting with Mrs. Sayers about Washington Country Tourism Board planning. For now though, it was time for a ranch tour in one of Mr. Sayers&#8217; fleet of Hummers.</p></div>
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<p>Along we chugged along, on road and off, around the property. I got to see what was once an apple storage space with quarter-inch-thick cork walls for insulation.</p></div>
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<p>Mr. Sayers&#8217; grandfather had stored apples from the orchard there. Now the room is arranged for presentations, and bison head (taxonimized) are hung from the walls and propped up on the floor.</p></div>
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<p>The property is 3,000 acres, and its perimeter is six square miles. This repeater radio tower stands on Missouri&#8217;s third-highest place (the highest is Taum Sauk and second is Little Pilot Knob).  We stopped here so that Mr. Sayers could feed this portion of the herd.</p>
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<p>Bison, as it turns out, are pretty darned smart, but they&#8217;re also herd animals. If one gets riled up or angry, it&#8217;s like that the others will follow suit. 10 angry bison is scary, but 100 angry bison is terrifying. The Sayers&#8217; 100 or so bison, then, are kept in smaller herds in seperate fields from one another.</p></div>
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<p>Though the animals don&#8217;t get sick often, when they do, the herd helps the sick animal. A group of bison will circle the sick bison, propping it up between them. They&#8217;ll then walk with it to water, where the sick animal is usually able to hydrate itself back to good health.</p></div>
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<p>Fascinating!</p></div>
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<p>Now, may I tell you about their mating rituals? (Little readers, cover your ears.)</p></div>
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<p>Female bison require that a bull court with it for a day and a half before mating. None of this sex on the first day nonsense for these ladies. These heiffers have class.</p></div>
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<p>At three years old, females start bearing lil&#8217; ones, which Mr. Sayers assured me (as he drove his red, white and blue Hummer with what looked like an M-16 mounted on a tripod in the backseat) are &#8220;the cutests little things&#8221;.</p></div>
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<p>(I have been invited to return to the ranch in a month or so to meet some of the newly-born bison calves. I hope I&#8217;m able to see them!)</p></div>
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<p>On my tour of Sayersbrook, I learned about rifle ranges, sporting clays, Jeep off-road competitions, and even about Missouri history. Of course, I also learned a lot about Bison. Bison are not buffalo; their meat is 97% fat free; and you can visit one of only a few dozen large bison ranches in the USA right here in MO.</p></div>
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<p>New York was starting to catch up on my cow count, but where Bison are concerned, Missouri definitely takes the lead.</p></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Gracias Amigos!]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/gracias-amigos/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I was honored with an invitation to &#8220;stinky drinks&#8221; tonight with two old friends. One fr]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was honored with an invitation to &#8220;stinky drinks&#8221; tonight with two old friends. One friend is a tree trimmer and the other is an assistant to a large animal vet.</p>
<p>Both friends can get pretty stinky in a day&#8217;s work, so their version of happy hour is aptly named &#8220;stinky drinks.&#8221;</p>
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<div>Though neither of my friends were particularly stinky tonight, we did meet up for drinks, and I was convinced when the following check came out at the end of the night that it was missing some digits.</div>
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<div>Gracias Amigos, indeed! In almost two years in New York City, I can&#8217;t remember <span style="font-style:italic;">ever</span> being able to buy a single drink for $5.94, much less three drinks and chips and salsa for $5.94. Missouri wins this battle in a big, big way.</div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/camping/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Photo by Smalltowngirl Photo also OF Smalltowngirl Note to self &#8211; use the bathroom before putt]]></description>
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<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Note to self &#8211; use the bathroom before putting on four pair of socks, two pair of gloves, and zipping yourself into your sleeping bag. </span></div>
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<div style="text-align:left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Home and showered, it&#8217;s time for this small town girl to take a nap.</span></div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/trailer-parks-and-newspapers/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[On my new daily commute, I pass Bannister City, the mobile home community where my aunt and cousins]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On my new daily commute, I pass Bannister City, the mobile home community where my aunt and cousins lived for most of my childhood. Each time we stopped in to visit them there, I would come home to our four bedroom ranch-style house on a beautiful seven-acre hill feeling pretty lucky.</p>
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<p>My dad&#8217;s first house was a trailer. He bought it in college, and lived in it from then through his first bit of marriage with my mom. They upgraded later to a starter house, and finally to the house on the hill, which will be where they retire.</p></div>
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<p>It seems to me like that sort of gradual upgrading was pretty typically in the 1970s and 80s. Now though, young people, myself included, are hesitant to buy into the world of manufactured and starter homes. I&#8217;m not here to write a polical tangent; we all know about sub-prime homes and the people who have taken on mortages that are beyond their means.</p></div>
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<p>What I&#8217;m talking about here is nostalgia for a time when everything didn&#8217;t have to be bigger and flashier and better. A time when it was fashionable to be a little bit frugal; to have some money in the bank, and to have a home you could afford.</p></div>
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<p>I gave <span style="font-style:italic;">T</span><span style="font-style:italic;">he St. Louis Post-Dispatch</span> an earnest try this morning. I was turned off by many of the comments left by readers on <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifestyle/stories.nsf/homedecor/story/0A1933E4172E504E8625756F00052BF7?OpenDocumenttp://">this story</a> of a perfectly preserved 1950s home and the family who preserved it.</div>
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<p>Many readers left unsupported comments calling the family &#8220;mentally ill&#8221; or &#8220;wierd&#8221;, and I found myself angry at the judgements against this family who the readers had never met. Instead of commenting on the house&#8217;s pink bathroom or 1952 Frigidaire, readers were focused on tearing down people they didn&#8217;t even know.</p></div>
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<p>Rock on, readers of <span style="font-style:italic;">The Post-Dispatch</span>, rock on with your hateful selves.</div>
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<p>I&#8217;m not sure if this says more about the way St. Louisans think, or more about the St. Louisans who comment on <span style="font-style:italic;">The Post Dispatch</span>&#8216;s stories. Either way, after twenty minutes of reading <span style="font-style:italic;">The Post-Dispatch</span>, this story&#8217;s comments were the breaking point for me, and I found myself running by to my old standby, <span style="font-style:italic;">The New York Times.</span></div>
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<p>As I read the front page, my shoulders relaxed, and I settled in to my indulgent weekly <span style="font-style:italic;">Times</span> time. The first story that caught my attention was on, of all things, New York City&#8217;s only trailer park.</div>
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<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/realestate/keymagazine/15keyHSspread-trailer-t.html?_r=1&#38;ref=keymagazine">Check it out.</a></div>
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<p>In Missouri, a trailer park isn&#8217;t exactly luxury living, but for New York City, to be able to buy several rooms, a washer and dryer, a sunroof, parking, and &#8220;a garden knome or two&#8221; for $500/month is pretty attractive. There&#8217;s something to be said for living well, but keeping things within your means.</p></div>
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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Eyes burning, but snug at home with my hot tea and fuzzy pjs, I feel good about moving back to Misso]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve spent two days this week working in various parts of St. Louis; driving in city traffic, eating in city restaurants, and talking to city people.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ve spent the other days in small town Missouri; taking my Class E driving test at the highway patrol office, getting my new license at the DMV (I can drive company cars now, woot!), jogging on trails in the woods, and appreciating the mornings&#8217; sunrises.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ll leave you tonight with the promise of a horseback trail ride and campout blog on Sunday, and with this photo, taken out of the sunroof of my car in downtown St. Louis on Monday. I love being a tourist in my own city:</p></div>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/07/week-one-recap-spoiler-i-held-a-chincilla-tonight/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 9:49 p.m., and I&#8217;m sitting in my office in Potosi, Missouri after a full day of wor]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s 9:49 p.m., and I&#8217;m sitting in my office in Potosi, Missouri after a full day of work, including eight hours in the office and several more with our board of directors. If ever before this year I had been told I would work in Potosi, Missouri, I would have bet everything I owned that you were lying. (And I&#8217;m not a better).</p>
<p>If you had told me I&#8217;d <span style="font-style:italic;">love</span> my new position working in Potosi, Missouri, I would probably have laughed in your face. (And I&#8217;m generally very polite).</p>
<p>Yet here I am, tired after my first week of work here, but tired in the &#8220;sugarplums dancing in their heads&#8221; kind of way, where I feel an excitement about what&#8217;s to come and such a deep peace about where I am in this moment that rest will come easily when I finish this post and crawl into my bed.</p>
<p>This week I have been woken up by the family dog, I&#8217;ve had coffee at the kitchen table with my dad before work, and I&#8217;ve watched my mom get so creative and excited about cooking really great, healthy meals for us.</p>
<p>Wednesday on my way home from work, I saw a deer cross the road in front of me and run down a hill and into a field. The weather has warmed up here, so I&#8217;ve continued to test out my new trail running shoes on jogs in the woods behind the office. Tonight, I held a chincilla in my hands (his little nose was adorable, and his &#8220;pricklies&#8221; were softer than they looked!).</p>
<p>My coworkers are gracious, thoughtful, and incredibly welcoming. Do not misunderstand me here, they are also hard-working, experienced, many of them very well-traveled professionals. They have brought me into my first week here at the Y with nothing but compassion and kindness, which heals my soul in ways that I didn&#8217;t know it was even aching.</p>
<p>Do I miss New York City? Of course I do, in little ways, and sporatically. Do I love where I am though, professionally and personally; mentally, spiritually, and physically? Yes, wholly.</p>
<p>All things happen for a reason, and I believe that my new job and new home are no exceptions.</p>
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<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/03/01/little-chinatown-in-the-antiques-mall/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never been a handbag kind of girl &#8211; I much prefer jewelry, shoes, and music, if mus]]></description>
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<p>I have to admit though that I worried, if only momentarily, that immediately following my departure from NYC I&#8217;d develop a compulsive need to buy knock-off handbags.</p>
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<p>Much to my delight, the local (and by local, I mean <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">really</span> local, i.e. one-ninth of a mile away) antique mall has an entire row of knock-off Coach and Dulce &#38; Gabanna&#8217;s.</div>
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<p>Watch out Chinatown, small town Missouri has it&#8217;s own little Canal Street, hidden away in an unasuming rural antique mall.</p></div>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the realm of the things MO has to offer, please consider the cost of dry cleaning, and the friendliness of the people at stores here.</p>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">Cases in point:</span></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">1.</span> I took one suit, one blouse, four pair of pants, two skirts, and a blazer for dry cleaning yesterday. Not only was my bill less than $40.00, the woman at the counter was exceedingly friendly.</div>
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<p>Melissa: Thanks, I&#8217;ll see you on Monday evening!</p></div>
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<p>Lady: Thank <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">you</span>! We&#8217;ll see you on Monday! Have a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">great</span> day! Thank you!</div>
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<p>Melissa: Thanks, take care.</p></div>
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<p>Lady: Thank you! We&#8217;ll see you soon. Take care now! Thanks!!</p></div>
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<p>So the dry cleaning lady either doesn&#8217;t usually get business from someone with that much dry cleaning, or she&#8217;s just really, really friendly.</p></div>
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<p>Judging by the kittens playing with a ball of yarn depicted on her sweatshirt, I think she&#8217;s probably a very nice lady. What one&#8217;s sweatshirt depicts tells a lot about one&#8217;s character, don&#8217;t you think?</p></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">2</span>. I took my cowboy boots (see blog titled &#8220;I Like Your Boots&#8221;) for repair. After a long sigh and a sincerely sad and empathetic look, the woman at the counter informed me that it was possible that my boots were beyond repair.</div>
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<p>The woman in the boot shop was nearly as friendly as the woman at the dry cleaner, but she was wearing a plaid shirt on which no kittens were depicted. Unsure of whether I could trust her with my beloved boots (can you trust anyone without kitten pictures on their clothes with a pair of boots as unique and lovely as mine?), I realized that I had no other choice.</p></div>
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<p>Despite her racist comment (racist is not okay) about the manufacturer of said lovely red and black boots, and despite her plaid, sans-kittens shirt, this is the only cobbler in town. It seemed I had no choice, if I actually wanted to wear the awesome boots again someday.</p></div>
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<p>Expecting a hefty bill for the cost of repairing four holes in the boots, I braced myself. When she announced hesitantly that the repairwork would cost $24.00 (I guess this is an expensive boot repair job by local standards?) I was gleeful.</p></div>
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<p>The cost of living here makes me feel like I felt when I was traveling in Asia &#8211; my dollar goes 30% further in MO than in NY, and much like so many of the Asian colleagues and friends I met along the way, people here are overwhelmingly friendly and helpful.</p></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">Today&#8217;s battle of NY vs. MO:</span></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">Friendliness MO = 1; NY = 0</span></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">Racism MO = -1; NY = 1</span></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">COL MO = 1; NY = 0</span></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">TOTAL MO = 1; NY =1</span></div>
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">Note to Missouri: I&#8217;m trying damned hard to make you look good here, and you&#8217;re so close. Stay away from the racist side-comments, and you&#8217;ll fare much better moving forward.</span></div>
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<title><![CDATA[The I'll Miss (or Not) List]]></title>
<link>http://smalltowngirlsguide.wordpress.com/2009/02/08/the-ill-miss-or-not-list/</link>
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<dc:creator>milligfunk</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to begin documenting the journey back to the big M.O. I guess that it makes sense th]]></description>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:normal;">It&#8217;s time to begin documenting the journey back to the big M.O. </span></div>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:normal;">I guess that it makes sense that I&#8217;d eventually make my way back to the place where I grew up. The difference between here and there are so fully complementary that it&#8217;s hard to quantify one place as better than the other. </span></div>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:normal;">What, precisely, are the trade-offs are between here and there; this and that; one and the other?</span></div>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:normal;">Here&#8217;s a list to get us started. Photographic evidence and further elaboration to come:</span></div>
<p>Top Five Things Rural Missouri has over New York City</p>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:normal;">(In no particular order)</span><br />
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<div>1. Washing machines in the home (as opposed to four flights of stairs and three blocks away)</div>
<div>2. Stars that you can actually <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style:italic;">see</span></div>
<div>3. Summer thunderstorms that remind you just how small you really are</div>
<div>4. COL (i.e. $)</div>
<div>5. BBQ</div>
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:bold;">Top Five Things New York City has over Missouri</span></div>
<div>(In no particular order)</div>
<div>1. diversity</div>
<div>2. a pretty darned inclusive public transit system</div>
<div>3. Zogsports</div>
<div>4. Great food</div>
<div>5. Some of the best cultural institutions in the world</div>
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