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The New CW! Free to be Teh Ghey...2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Well I just had to post this new advertisement. If Superman Returns didn’t have enough article … more →

Tags: Media retardation, Crazy, Corn and Peanuts, Stupid execs, Tom Welling, Smallville, Meteor Rocks made me do it

From Ditzy to Drunk she gets out of jail by shaking her non-existent badunkadunk1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Let me start with… THAT WAS THE LONGEST TITLE EVAH!!! Ok, now to the news.  Paris Hilton was r … more →

Tags: crotch rot, Trailer Park, Crack addiction, Who is my babies daddy, Partying with Mel, Doing lines off a hooker, dirty bomb, Rich blondes, Fecal stained prison waterslide

Nancy Grace - attention whore of the month award21 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: I would like to personally nominate Nancy Grace for the reward of filling the airwaves with the most … more →

Tags: Muay Thai, apocalypse, dingle commentary, nigh endings, Trailer Park, Connie Chung, poor country loving, The View, bush

Foreign Pastries and the War on Terrorism

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Ladies and Gentlemen…. The world is now safe. My mother was not allowed to bring her empanadas … more →

Tags: hacks, apocalypse, ninja stealthing techniques, haxxing, feces, nigh endings, toilet, Art of War, MacGyver

The Buy Will Ferrell Pants Fund

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: I like Will Ferrell, I think he is funny but… for the love of Pete, keep the pants on. I don … more →

Tags: Bladder control, bush, chimpanzee, Crack addiction, crotch rot, inner peace, Keep your pants on, Litter box diaper, male enhancement pills

Haley Joel Osment flies to Saturn... well flies in a Saturn...5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: (Check this out, I’m going to do this with a little entertainment news style infused into the … more →

Tags: basement living, Botox bimbo, chuck norris, Crack addiction, Crazy, funkonomics, malt liquor, Video Games

What our Readers Want IV3 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Well, it has been a while since we posted.  All of us have been busy with impending doom and what no … more →

Tags: hacks, Call Center, apocalypse, haxxing, Pee stain, Bladder control, Naga Baba, nigh endings, Ghoulies

Star Jones in the Wampa Cave3 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Thanks to the portzer #1 for the absolutely ridiculous picture Star Jones has finally left The View. … more →

Tags: Media retardation, nigh endings, Rosie O'Donnell, Ghoulies, Corn and Peanuts, Retirement, Crack addiction, Star Jones, Wampa

Cell phone rage5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Naomi Campbell – taking lessons from Ike Turner, is beating the crap out of her subordinates.  … more →

Tags: apocalypse, ninja stealthing techniques, Sweatshop workers, brangelina, Botox bimbo, I was a street brawler, Kárate, Ungrateful celebrities, naomi campbell

Interview Madness Pt. II2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: And the jerk goes on…  Now it is my turn to ask the hard hitting questions.  I’m not sur … more →

Tags: Baby Pictures, basement living, Bladder control, Botox bimbo, Call Center, chimpanzee, Circle jerk, Corn and Peanuts, Crack addiction

America Activates its Missile Defense System

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Kim Jong Il has pushed his country forward to testing their nuclear arsenal.  A long range Taepodong … more →

Tags: chuck norris, apocalypse, Pee stain, crotch rot, funkonomics, Bladder control, Male skirts, nigh endings, Crazy

Diamond in the rough1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Dustin Diamond exuding his martial arts prowess Well it turns out the dork of 'Saved by the Bell … more →

Tags: chuck norris, Muay Thai, ninja stealthing techniques, G.I Joe, He-Man, tekken 5, painful rituals, Art of War, I was a street brawler

Connie Chung and a Little Drinky Drinky2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Connie Chung singing a farewall song to her viewers and her career.  Looks like Conni … more →

Tags: apocalypse, Media retardation, painful rituals, Naga Baba, nigh endings, Botox bimbo, Crazy, toilet, malt liquor


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