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Incorpserations

San Francisco

Washington, DC – In a mixed decision a Federal court decided yesterday that a person can have the same rights as a corporation, setting up likely conflicts for years to come. 381 more words

Corporations

Sam Elliott's Mustache Slays Three in Grisly Weekend Attack

San Francisco, CA

Actor Sam Elliot’s mustache was arrested Monday and charged in connection with a triple homicide that occurred early Sunday morning in San Francisco’s Mission district. 213 more words

Humor

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Our old pal Coach Dave tells us that The Kenyan Usurper is destroying America on purpose. And of course, umbrella salesmen. 98 more words

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Gawker asks what you want to see more of, snark abounds

The problem with asking questions is that you often get answers.

What would *you* like to see more of on Gawker? gaw.kr/2BCKU8u
(@Gawker) July 28, 2014…

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Media

One Way to Save Economy According to GOP Deep Thinkers: Have More Kids!

Oh, this is rich. In a manifesto entitled Room to Grow: Conservative Reforms for a Limited Government and a Thriving Middle Class published by the YG Network, outline a justification and means towards making cuts to Social Security and Medicare. 621 more words

Economics

McSanto's

New York – The McDonald’s and Monsanto corporations announced today that they have reached agreement on terms leading to a merger of the two industry leaders. 567 more words

Health

Here's Your Brunch With a Bottomless Mug of Stupid

Oh, lord. Why doesn’t Curt Clawson just call them B’wana Devils? Well, at least he didn’t start reciting Kipling or telling them that India really is the Jewel in the Crown… 30 more words

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