Just took some time to move to an area with an even worse job market, fail at life and find a new job to hate. But mostly just fail at life. So, yeah, I guess this blog will in fact continue. And y… more →
Ibelieveyouhavemystapler's Blogwrote 2 weeks ago: 10. Your (few nice) coworkers no longer worry that you’re being beaten by a significant other … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: Just took some time to move to an area with an even worse job market, fail at life and find a new jo … more →
wrote 2 months ago: WHERE ARE ALL THE JOBS?!?!? This week the AP reported, citing many sources, that high unemployment m … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Dear ********, This letter is to give two weeks’ notice of my intent to leave my position as … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Dear Asshole, You’re a prick. A dick. An asshole. A jerk, a tool, a douchebag. There’s n … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear Asshole,Check it. Since I was born they couldn’t hold me down. Another misfit kid, anothe … more →
wrote 4 months ago: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear HR Department: I hate you. I can’t do anything about it but drink heavily and vent to … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear Asshole, I want to ask you a question that the late, great Bill McNeil once posed to me, when I … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear ********, You’re going to indulge me while I engage in a past time we Americans like to c … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear ********, Maybe I really am only capable of answering the phones. But I’ll be goddamned i … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear ********, I got the opportunity to not see you every day. I’m taking it. Go to hell, *** … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear *******, I want to thank you for wearing your stupid swishy pants. It has made my time much eas … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear ********, I bet you’re wondering which wall(s) I hid the 10-day old raw shrimp in, huh. … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear ********, Every day I come to work I want to steal that poster bearing the girl out of the douc … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear Cunt-in-HR, I technically don’t need to give you 2 weeks’ notice because you’ … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear *******, When I expressed interest in making a lateral move within this organization (only to g … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Dear Asshole, I hate you because you ruin my Sunday nights. Somewhere around 4pm I realize that I ha … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Dear ******, First, please print a copy of this for your easy reference. Second, please sit down a … more →