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The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

I had the exclusive pleasure of checking out The Purge: Anarchy tonight thanks to a connection to the film, and I can honestly say beyond any SHADOW of doubt that writer/director James DeMonaco has HEARD the fans complaints from the first movie and answered them beyond my wildest dreams. 658 more words

Horror

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988)

 A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988)

SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY

OK, Kreugerites, time to get your mind right about Master Freddy, your dream date; a man so ugly he is beautiful, so grotesque he is stunning, part demon-part guest host for SNL. 7,683 more words

Drunk

Insidious (2010)

While bereft of any significant boobage, or nudity of any sort, Insidious (written by Leigh Whannell and directed by the inimitable James Wan) stands shoulder to shoulder with a select (and diminutive) group of films – those actually genuinely scary and not chock a bock full of bullshit jump scares and crappy camera angles. 581 more words

Horror

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS

SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY

Holy shit, may the saints preserve us, old Slashman actually made a fucking deadline. Don’t worry, I will alert the media; Bacchus is still in a profound state of shock, but he’ll get over it the next time I take more than a week to prepare one of these gems. 7,852 more words

Boobs

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984)

OK, it is time to dry-hump another classic Horror series, time to let pretty boy, Freddy Kreuger takes center stage, & thrill you with his dance moves. 5,962 more words

Cult Horror

S A W 3D (2010)

S A W  3D: The Last Chapter  (2010)

SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY

Yeah, I know the old Slashman here moves at the speed of a cyber-slug, like the old bull who saunters to the pasture to save his energy, & gauge his prowess in the most complete manner–ready for twice the heifers the young speedy bulls could service. 12,906 more words

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