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Burger King to Customers: Eat a Dick
This is so unbelievable that I had to take a break from my blogging hiatus to comment on it. Not that you need one, but here’s another reason not to eat at Burger King: What in the hell is this … more →
Rage Against the Man-chine
Burger King to Customers: Eat a Dick
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 week ago: This is so unbelievable that I had to take a break from my blogging hiatus to comment on it. Not tha … more →
Halloween approaches. Time to dress your dog up like a bee in a porno.
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Nine Deuce wrote 2 months ago: Come the fuck on, dude. I just went over to check out my Twitter page, where I came across a tweet ( … more →
Dimples Kids Spa, making your 6-year-old sexy as fuck.
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Nine Deuce wrote 8 months ago: Ugh. Do I have to admit this? OK, I’m on Facebook. I was checking my Facebook page today to se … more →
An Open Letter to Crystal Deodorant Company
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Nine Deuce wrote 9 months ago: Dear people who make rocks for use as deodorant, I’m on board with your product. Aluminum chlo … more →
Check this out.
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: Remember the satirical American Apparel ads? (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, … more →
Dov Charney thinks you're stupid.
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: The American Apparel ad I posted about yesterday was so outrageous that I almost thought it was a jo … more →
Dov Charney is an MRA. Pardon me if I don't faint with surprise.
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Nine Deuce wrote 10 months ago: Would you LOOK at this fucking American Apparel ad: In case you can’t read that text, it says, … more →
What the Fuck of the Week: Ashley Madison
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Nine Deuce wrote 11 months ago: Has anyone but me seen a commercial for this dating agency Ashley Madison? Here’s the ad, but … more →
Porn Part 9: The Opposite of Dudishness Is Not Prudishness
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Nine Deuce wrote 11 months ago: Thanks to jetlag I’m up at 5 AM, which means I’ve got time to blog. I know — you’re all pumped … more →
I have proof that women aren't human beings. (Sorry, Dr. MacKinnon.)
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: In fact, we’re sushi plates. I bet you didn’t know. Despite my lack of cable and my lac … more →
42nd Street: Tits!
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: It’s my birthday today, so I decided to take a 3-hour break from reading about esoterica and t … more →
Men's Health: Women turned on by being date raped!
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: Wow. You all know I’m not that into Jezebel, but a friend tipped me off to a story they’ … more →
I hate sweatshops. Now, which one of you wants to suck my dick?
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: American Apparel is the worst company in the world that doesn’t make rape porn, sell gasoline, … more →
I don't drink Haterade, man.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: What I mean by that is that I am never, ever bashing any group of people that isn’t harming wo … more →
MTV: Sex, Drugs, and (almost no) Rock and Roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 2)
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: Sorry for the unexcused absence, everyone. I’m out of town. I’ve just been in Portland, … more →
War on Terr'r Update: Terr'r on Madison Avenue
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: I’ll be getting to the terr’rism inherent in the advertising industry shortly, but for n … more →
The First Amendment is only sort of cool.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: I generally like the First Amendment. The second one kind of blows, but the first one has some fairl … more →
I don't give a shit about chocolate at all.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: I’ve got an example of the switcheroo that I’m not quite sure what to make of, although … more →
You're never too young for implants.
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Nine Deuce wrote 1 year ago: When it comes to serious feminist analysis, Jezebel is pretty weak sauce (being the “most femi … more →
