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Fucking AWESOME
I’m glad to report that today’s all-day shift resulted in a good post this evening! I had two large parties today that I took by myself but was able to auto-grat, which is always good. B… more →
Fuck My Table
Fucking AWESOME
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wrote 4 months ago: I’m glad to report that today’s all-day shift resulted in a good post this evening! I h … more →
And My Heart Grew Three Sizes Today
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wrote 5 months ago: This month has been full of rude people who treat me like their personal slave then tip me a fractio … more →
Am I Still Dreaming?
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wrote 10 months ago: I took a nap before work today. I was running around doing adventurous shit with my husband. We ha … more →
Best Article EVER
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wrote 11 months ago: I’ll be damned. I’ve just read the best fucking article ever. Enjoy it yourself; you wo … more →
My First Regular at BC
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wrote 11 months ago: I’ve had several customers exclaim that I gave them wonderful service. I often tell them to a … more →
I Never Disappoint
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wrote 11 months ago: Holy shit mother of God. Our area director – let’s call him Dave – is a nice guy. … more →
SOMEONE GAVE ME CAKE!
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wrote 12 months ago: Tonight started off shitty. My three-table section was 2 four-top booths (yay) and one 10-top table … more →
Oops...Happy Anniversary?
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wrote 1 year ago: Whoops! I’ve been so tied up with Mother’s Day and final exam week that I forgot … more →
The Best Manager EVER
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wrote 1 year ago: I would like to take this opportunity to tell you all how much happier I am at the Blue Crustacean. … more →
Party in The House!!
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wrote 1 year ago: Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!!! I have to share this with you guys. After my shitty wee … more →
Paul
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wrote 1 year ago: Okay, I freaking love little kids. In fact, I love kids in general. I am full of useless informati … more →
My First BC Shift
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wrote 1 year ago: Christ. If the night had ended how it started, I would have seriously doubted my ability as a serve … more →
Happy Dance
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wrote 1 year ago: I was informed that I will be accelerated through the training shifts since I did so well tonight! … more →
Freebirds Rocks My Socks (Even Though They Bowed to the Whiny Customers)
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wrote 1 year ago: I freaking love Freebirds. I got dinner from Freebirds last night. It’s a rare treat because … more →
FMT Is In The Top 60!
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wrote 1 year ago: I was informed that Fuck My Table was included in bschool’s “60 Best Blogs in the Restau … more →
Good News!
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wrote 1 year ago: Okay, everyone…are you ready?? Click here for a DRUMROLL, please! … … … … more →
LOL Award
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wrote 1 year ago: Your Friendly Neighborhood Barista felt that I was deserving of a LOL award. Thanks!! If you’ … more →
Apparently I'm Freaking Awesome
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wrote 1 year ago: My Baby is still losing power steering fluid. And I was in such a tizzy over it that I made myself … more →
Christmas Cheer
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wrote 1 year ago: I know I sound like the biggest asshole in the world sometimes, so every now and again I’d lik … more →
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