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But you have to watch it for twice as long.
(it’s hard to get through this prof’s lectures without a quote) Professor: Midget porn: it’s only half as bad as regular porn. Overheard in Sondheim by Lars … more →
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class? You did?! My man!
Daedalus wrote 4 months ago: Student: What’s your policy on beverages? Professor: I think we should drink them. I mean, not … more →
Only the ones without Facebook.
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor (about a handout on stalking): Does anybody need stalking? Overheard in Sondheim by Alex … more →
No, unless you adjust for inflation.
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Professor: Let me see if I still remember…Jay-Z? 5 Cent? Are they the same people? Overheard … more →
They were discussing the moral implications of somnambulism.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 9 months ago: Professor: *yawn* I should be napping right now. Overheard in Philosophy by James … more →
This lecture brought to you by the Baltimore Friends of Pot Parties
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Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Older Professor: “Everyone has pot-parties, why don’t you?” Now what would be com … more →
Scientific evidence that UMBC makes you dumb.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.) Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to g … more →
But I jerked off anyway.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: One time, when I work with Rodney Dangerfield, between sets I would see him get out of th … more →
Lettuce is SO not a staple.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: So lets consider three goods–lettuce, beer, and gasoline. You know, the staples. Ov … more →
Well, for starters, he would probably be hanging out with a group of all girls.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: If it is a group of all girls, you use ‘es’. But if there is one boy you use … more →
Most of the students here are just drunks, though.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: ‘Cause you are a gentleman and a scholar… (long pause) And a drunk. Overheard … more →
...Laura.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: What’s that suspicious looking lump in your pants? Overheard in a class, Sondheim Bui … more →
So at what point should you be gagging them with duct tape?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: Well, where’s the line? When is it no longer discipline? When is it abuse? Guy in … more →
So Britain's economy's girlfriend was on the way to the bathroom to clean up, then?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: After WWI, Britain’s economy had shot its proverbial wad. Overheard in a class, Son … more →
Not all law-breaking can be as sexy as running a stop sign, though.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: People break laws all the time, like stop signs and oral sex. Overheard in a class, Sondh … more →
Time to take attendance... John Gaumer?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: People commit murders over stupid reasons, like over a beer, over a girl, over a parking … more →
Which is how he gets his jollies.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: The first book you will be reading is bittersweet. Actually, it’s just bitter. You … more →
The leather daddy, that is.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: And why are we doing this? Because I’m the daddy, that’s why. Overheard in … more →
It's kind of like "Ride the S.L.U.T.!"
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (No really, ride the S.L.U.T.) Professor: I once worked in a component called STD. After much consu … more →
How do these people get hired? No really, how?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: Did you bring the book with you today? Professor: Yes, here you go, if you lose it, I WILL … more →
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