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In the Valley of Political Expediency (and Death, don’t forget the Death)
“The first robot president won by exactly one vote.” – Leela “Ah yes, John Quincy Adding Machine, he struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.” – Bender “But, like m… more →
Tethered Swimming
In the Valley of Political Expediency (and Death, don’t forget the Death)
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 days ago: “The first robot president won by exactly one vote.” – Leela “Ah yes, John Quincy Adding Machine, he … more →
Eyes On the Ball
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 week ago: “I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma killing policy.” – Homer … more →
Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Shawl
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 weeks ago: “I forgot to clean the lint basket in the dryer. If someone broke in to the house and did laundry i … more →
Legacy Costs
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 weeks ago: “If we quit now we’ll never know how badly they’re gonna beat us.” – Homer Simpson There is an almos … more →
Your Televised Afghan Primer
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “Our license renewal is on the bubble, we need educational programming, fast.” – TV Executive “What … more →
The Sad, Unchanging Afghan Political Calculus
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Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” – Bart Simpson The latest issue of The New York Rev … more →
Triple Threat Guy
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “Okay, Lois’ list says clean the windows, clear the gutters, and wash the siding. To most folks tha … more →
Is Barack Obama Politically Invincible on Afghanistan?
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Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “A letter of surrender, we did it! Whew, it’s a good thing too because I really didn’t have an exit … more →
The “Also” War: The Real Reason Afghanistan is Fucked
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “Marge, there’s just too much pressure. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strif … more →
Robert McNamara and the Immortality of American Exceptionalism
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “There’s a line in Othello about a drinker, ‘Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a b … more →
Repetitive Stupidity Disorder
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “I’m going to keep this Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me nev … more →
Death from Above
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “People, this is an issue that we as a town are strong enough to ignore.” – Mayor Quimby Buried on p … more →
A Simple Story
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “That story isn’t suitable for children.” – Lisa Simpson “Really? I keep my pants on in this versio … more →
Play in Dirt You Get Dirty
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?” – Principal Skinner “No, but the PTA wou … more →
An Iraq of Lights, Tunnels and Oncoming Trains
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 7 months ago: “Oh boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.” – Chief Wiggum Getting ou … more →
It's So Obvious
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 7 months ago: “Tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.” – Bart Simpson … more →
A Really Bad (NATO) Idea
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 8 months ago: “What do we care? We live in the United States.” – Fry “The United States i … more →
Happy Anniversary
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 8 months ago: “Our anniversary? Are you sure?” – Homer Simpson “Well don’t worry Ho … more →
Bound by Torture
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 8 months ago: “I need a drink and a shower.” – Mayor Quimby There is a stunning fact in Mark Dan … more →
