“I’m going to keep this Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.” – Bart Simpson There is a sickening déjà vu to President Obama’s… more →
Tethered SwimmingZeno Amerikanos wrote 4 days ago: “I’m going to keep this Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me nev … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 week ago: “People, this is an issue that we as a town are strong enough to ignore.” – Mayor Quimby Buried on p … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “That story isn’t suitable for children.” – Lisa Simpson “Really? I keep my pants on in this versio … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?” – Principal Skinner “No, but the PTA wou … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “Oh boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.” – Chief Wiggum Getting ou … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “Tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.” – Bart Simpson … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “What do we care? We live in the United States.” – Fry “The United States … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “Our anniversary? Are you sure?” – Homer Simpson “Well don’t worry Ho … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “I need a drink and a shower.” – Mayor Quimby There is a stunning fact in Mark Dan … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “First up is Iraqi impressionist, Tariq El-Gamal.” – Principal Mangosuthu “T … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “Bogey’s airspeed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk.” … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “This war is in danger of going all quagmire on me.” – Richard Nixon’s Head … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “Are we gonna die son?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah. But at least we’ll tak … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “My old man can’t get a beer because his old man won’t give a bear to another old … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “You have to do it too.” – Ned Flanders “It’s a small price to pay to … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 7 months ago: “Teacher, my partner is back on the bus.” – Butters Stotch One of Barack Obama … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 7 months ago: “What? Look, all I’m saying is put an Israeli guy next to an Arab guy and I can’t … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 7 months ago: “Haruspicy: predicting the future through the study of animal entrails.” – Dr. Mar … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 8 months ago: “It was like that when I got here!” – Bart Simpson Congratulations President Obama … more →