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Spade-ism #17.
This is completely off-color, but even my mom laughed when she heard it… I’m as worn out as a cucumber in a convent. … more →
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Spade-ism #17.
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torirose wrote 11 months ago: This is completely off-color, but even my mom laughed when she heard it… I’m as worn out as a … more →
Spade-ism #16.
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torirose wrote 12 months ago: One of my favorites when describing a total whack-job: The guy is all foam; no beer. … more →
Spade-ism #15.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: I nearly forgot to post my Spade-ism for the week. This week’s Spade-ism is in honor of Boot C … more →
Spade-ism #14.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: Recently, I’ve neglected this blog. I’ve been swamped. You’d think a quick post he … more →
Spade-ism #13.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: Last night, my husband and I attended an outdoor dinner party for two friends who recently got marri … more →
Spade-ism #12.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: As tight as a camel’s ass in a sandstorm. … more →
Spade-ism #11.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: The humidity in Knoxville is indescribable. Today, as I was pushing my child in the jog stroller up … more →
Spade-ism #10.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: He’s as useful as a one-armed trapeze artist with an itchy ass. … more →
Spade-ism #9.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: In honor of the bride: She sure is purty. She’s finer than frog hair. … more →
Spade-ism #8.
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torirose wrote 1 year ago: He was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. … more →
Spade-ism #7.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: I’m as busy as a one-legged man in ass-kicking contest. … more →
Spade-ism #6.
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torirose wrote 1 year ago: In honor of dandelions all over the world: About as welcome as a fart in a telephone booth. … more →
Spade-ism #5.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: He was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers. … more →
Spade-ism #4.
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torirose wrote 1 year ago: She’s crazier than a shit-house rat. … more →
Spade-ism #3.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: What a gully washer that is. … more →
Spade-ism #2.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: That rain is a frog strangler. … more →
Spade-ism #1.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: It is a real toad choker out there. … more →
Rain.
torirose wrote 1 year ago: It’s been raining here off and on for the past few days (Dear Lord, please let it stop in time … more →
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