Ich bekomme hier zu meinen Artikeln immer mal wieder Spam-Kommentare. Die fängt Askimet ab und dann schau ich immer schnell rein, ob es tatsächlich Spam oder doch vielleicht was Sinnvolles ist. Bisher war es immer Spam. Das Lustige daran ist, dass die Absender immer den gleichen Standartspruch als “Kommentar” haben. Er lautet jeweils etwa so: “Wow, toller Beitrag den du da geschrieben hast, komme bestimmt wieder auf deine Seite” oder sowas ähnliches. Das blöde für den Absender ist nur, dass diese Kommentare oft zu Artikeln abgesendet sind, die totaler Nonsense meinerseits sind…

Also ich hab sicher auch mal den einen oder anderen lustigen und guten Beitrag, aber wenn ich so in einem kurzen Satz darüber sinniere, dass das trübe Wetter heute nicht so toll ist, und dann steht da als Kommentar, was das doch für ein bombastischer Beitrag ist, dann lach ich mich einfach nur krumm – und gelöscht wird der Beitrag des Spam-Absenders…

Also liebe Spammer – bitte gebt euch doch etwas mehr Mühe, sonst wird das nichts Und übrigens: dies hier ist kein bombastischer Beitrag – also versucht es erst gar nicht

One of the features of having a nifty WordPress site is a spam catcher.  Most spam isn’t very interesting to read, but a couple days ago I got a beautiful one.  I’m not making this up:

Why hello swain forum people! I just wanted to interpose myself here as this looks like a very attractive forum! I myself am gripping in things like writeing and computer repair so if anyoune needs serve let me differentiate! I also Suffer from Sciatica so if you aslo fool this contagion let me recognize so we can stake some stretches!

So much goodness here, I don’t even know how to pick  my favorite part.  No…that’s a lie, I definitely know what my favorite part is.  My favorite part is: “…if you also fool this contagion let me recognize…”  I have no clue what that means, but it just sounds like poetry.

Anyway, can anyone translate this for me?  Leave your best word-for-word translation of what you think this spam message is trying to say in the comment box, and the best one will get, um, a surprise.  A “surprise” as in, “Surprise!  You get nothing!”

Please confirm this is what you want, other wise I shall continue to bombard your inbox with usless SPAM. Oh wait nevermind.

Vandaag is een mooie dag, lezer. De United Nation heeft besloten mij een heleboel United State Dollars uit te keren, omdat ik op een officiële lijst van belazerden sta.

Ik vind dat een mooie actie. En ze zijn niet over één nacht ijs gegaan, want ze hebben er de passed 3 months over vergaderd. Hieronder zie je het elektronisch mailbericht, ondertekend door niemand minder dan de hoogste baas zelve. Die ook nog informeert naar het welbevinden van Marleen. Sympathiek detail. Ergens ook wel weer logisch, als je opereert onder het motto Making the world a better place.

Zoals je ziet krijg een miljoen, speels in cijfers uitgedrukt als US$ 1,000.000.00. Only, staat erachter. Ik vind het best veel. Genoeg voor vandaag, laat ik zeggen.

Zelf ben ik natuurlijk ook de beroerdste niet. Ik gun mijn lezers net zo goed wat. Voor slechts 2000 euro regel ik dat jij een soortgelijk mailtje krijgt. Ja, je leest het goed: je werpt een spierinkje van 2000 euro uit om een kabeljauw van een miljoen te vangen. Gratis kan het helaas niet. Want dan kom je niet op de officiële lijst van belazerden. Ook je vrienden gun ik dat ze mailjonair worden. Stuur ze een linkje naar deze blogpost.

Van: info@unitednation.org
Onderwerp: UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION UNIT
Datum: 21 november 2009 14:37:44 GMT+01:00
Antwoord aan: unitednationsbkk@yahoo.com.hk

Date: 21/11/2009

UNITED NATIONSCOMPENSATION UNIT,
IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.
Permanent Mission of Thailand to the United Nations
351 East 52nd Street, New York, NY 10022

Our Ref: UN/TH/069011

RE: COMPENSATION OF US$1,000.000.00

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family? You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 3 months which ended yesterday with the secretary to the UNITED NATION. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$1,000.000.00 (One Million United State Dollars Only) each and you have to indicate how much you lost in the hand of scammers.

This includes every foreign contractor; Inheritance and Lottery payment that have not received their Lottery/Inheritance payment, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international Lottery payment that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed.

You are advised to contact  Mr. James Phillips for the delivery of your ATM CARD through our paying center in Asia as he is our representative in Thailand, contact him immediately for your ATM CARD PAYMENT of US$1,000.000.00. This fund is in ATM CARD PAYMENT SYSTEM for security purpose, so he will send it to you and you can withdraw the fund in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the ATM CARD to you. Contact Mr. James Phillips immediately for the Delivery of your ATM CARD to your home address:

Person to Contact: Mr. James Phillips
Email: mrjamesphillipss@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: (66)823221492

Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive your compensation funds.

United Nations, Making the world a better place.

Regards,
Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary-General

***

Ik moet overigens bekennen: ik snap niet hoe dit bedrog nou precies werkt. Ze vragen geen pincode of creditcardgegevens. Doen ze dat in een later stadium? Of zie ik iets over het hoofd?

He…………………he…………he……….. Jadi malu ma teman – teman yang dah pada dating kerumahku ini. Ternyata otakku semalam terlalu terburu – buru, terlalu bernafsu bahwa semalam adalah malam minggu. Asyik banget buat postingan dengan judul blog walking malam mingguan, heiiii……. Ternyata semalam masih malam sabtu dan tadi masih hari sabtu, malam ini baru malam minggu. Narsis banget sih ane.

Tapi tidak masalahkan yang penting happy aja dan selalu berhappy dan bergembira menghibur hati yang sedang terburu – buru. Apa sih sebetulnya yang menjadi otakku terburu – buru seperti semalam, apa mungkin terlalu lelah ya sehingga berada dibawah alam sadar apa yang aku lakuin semalam. (padahl belum pernah smsan ama romie rapael sih).

Cerita malam ini buat tambahan postingan tentang pengalaman di malam minggu yang diawali dengan hujan gerimis selepas maghrib. Memang tidak ada rencana kemana – mana buat ngisi acara malam mingguan, libur dan tidak libur cukup berada dirumah bersama anak istri tercinta walau tidak selalu bersama sih. Eh anakku kemaren pas tanggal 20 ulang tahun yang pertama. Tidak ada perayaan yang special karena mang dalam keluargaku tidak kenal acara perayaan ulang tahun, tidak kenal pesta – pesta ulang tahun pakai acara potong kue dan tiup lilin (kampungan banget ya), Cuma pada malam kamis sebelumnya kata ibu sebagai hari kelahiran anak istriku yang bakal menyentuh genap berusia 1 tahun di syukuri aja dengan sedikit bagi rejeki yang diberikan pada anak – anak kecil yang kebetulan di sebelah rumah ada tempat anak ngaji, ya udah beli beberapa snack dan dibagi pada mereka udah bikin mereka senang. Gitu aja perayaan ulang tahun anak dari istriku yang pertama tanpa acara potong kue dan tiup lilin.

Itu cerita yang pertama karena kebetulan waktu tangan ada di atas keyboard jadi teringat dengan anakku yang genap berusia 1 tahun pada 20 nopember kemaren.

Cerita selanjutnya tentang apa ya????? Yang jelas aku sangat berterima kasih pada teman – teman yang telah datang berkunjung dan menaruh spam di blog ini yang menjadikan blog ini dikenal ama moyang google walau tulisan yang ada disini adalah sebuah postingan yang tidak bermakna dan tidak berarti. He…….he…..he…… (pengakuan bahwa tidak bisa berbuat apa-apa).

Malam ini aku belajar setting wireles dengan mempergunakan dua komputer. Kebetulan disekolah ada asus wireles, masukin tas dengan cd drivernya langsung bawa kerumah buat praktek dan sebagai lawan komunikasinya laptop teman yang udah beberapa hari dipinjam (nggak mau modal semua pada pinjam heyyyy…….). tapi cara setting seperti apa susah buat dijelasin disini karena memang tidak bisa menjelaskan trial dan error tanpa pemahaman yang jelas namun akhirnya antara laptop teman dan pc lapukku akhirnya bisa bersalaman, coba print dari laptop lewat angin ternyata bisa. Suk………sessssssssseeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

Blog walking pertama malam ini adalah tabur spam dan coret dinding dirumah kang embun777. eh ternyata bisa juga menjadi yang pertama di postingan sang gembala tasya. Beberapa spam dan coretan dipasang disana soalnya tidak bisa lompat-lompat dengan konektivitas yang teramat sangat sopan (lambat “GPRS”). Berangkat dengan klik dari rumah embun777 menuju rumah almendah, ternyata harus kenalan dech dengan beliau yang baru sehat dan semoga akan senantiasa sehat biar tambah asyik dan dapat mengatasi global warming dengan penghijauan dan tulisan – tulisannya tentang alam indonesia ini. Pasang link dengan almendah yang ternyata mang belum ada linknya dirumahku, tanpa ijin sih tapi tetap pasang link.

Lompatan berikutnya adalah cari-cari ban bekas di vulkanisir ban kang dadang, nyepam ditulisan yang sudah beberapa hari yang lalu, udah pada banya komentar disana, lompat kebawah pasang spam.

Dirumah sobat yang lain tadi pagi sempat mampir dirumah ini. Dirumah kawan baru rupanya yang sempat dapat award. Salam kenal aja bang HTML1155, walau tanpa ijin link udah terpasang disini.

Tujuan berikutnya adalah jalan-jalan aja tebar spam. Lihat-lihat dulu apa yang ada diruang hati berbagi sapa tahu bisa dapat kebagian dan terus berlanjut dech kemana dapat di klik dan klik serta tidak mengalami page load error.

Apa kerana cuaca yang masih mendung selepas hujan tadi mahgrib atau faktor apa kurang tahu, dipaksa dan dipaksa karena rasa cinta pada para sobat dengan salam I LOPE PYUU POOLLLLLL BUAT SEMUANYA.

Tulisan belum diposting ternyata dibelakang ada yang nyeruduk tuh, siapa lagi kalau bukan si botol ajaib kangboed mengembalikan jati diri manusia. Selamaat datang kangboed sudah banyak nyepam disini rupanya. Maaf dech telat datangnya soalnya masih page load error terus. Gerimis dan bikin berjalan seperti siput.

silahkan kangboed atau siapa saja yang menganggap ada tulisan atau kata yang berkenan silahkan aja karena itu adalah suatu kebetulan saja mendapat karunia dari Allah, namun jika ada kata yang kurang berkenan mohon harap maklum dan dipermaaf atas segala kebodohan ini.

Just had to share what my spam filter caught this morning…

Why hello associate forum people! I right-minded wanted to set up myself here as this looks like a sheer absorbing forum! I myself am gripping in things like writeing and computer repair so if anyoune needs steal farm out me remember! I also Suffer from Sciatica so if you aslo secure this disease let me know so we can allowance some stretches!

 

 

What wonderful news!  I have “a sheer absorbing forum” (err..blog?)!

Anyoune (whoever you are), please don’t steal from this poor person.  He/she seems especially concerned about possession of their farm.  Perhaps it has been in the Spammer family for many generations, or perhaps Spammer was speculating on the land and just got a great offer from Bass Pro Shops, who are scouting the location of their next Outdoor World supercenter.  (though I suspect that stealing aforementioned farm wouldn’t be an especially tricky undertaking.  I bet you could just hang a sign out front saying “Anyoune’s farm now”, and our esteemed spammer would keep on movin’.  Honestly, I’m not sure they realized they had a farm in the first place, and I think their claim that “me remember” is dubious at best.  This is a golden opportunity for you, Anyoune!  Seize it!)

Babelfish has failed you, Spammer.  But all is well, for I’ve had my morning chortle.

PS> Spammer, here’s a handy link to some excercises to help your sciatica.  Personally, I hope to never “secure” the condition (it’s not actually a disease), as “poor typing skills” is apparently a secondary symptom.

Dacă unii e proști și cred, le dau lor șansa mea la îmbogățire. Că mama m-a învățat să muncesc pentru bani, nu să aștept să-mi pice din cer. Cum mi-a oferit nenea ăsta pe mail. Vai ce drăguț din partea lui! Și totuși nu mai cred în Moș Crăciun! Fi-ți-ar al dracului cu spam-urile voastre!

Oare există oameni care pun botul?

Ok, here’s my issue with Twitter. Why?

Do we really need this ‘new’ concept of communication? Am I in the minority here or is this a service that, though possibly exciting to some, seem somewhat spare and even frustrating? In fact to be honest I find it similar to spam, as irritating, and terminated my overeager original registration made in those first months after their launch when we all acted like Twits and signed up.

I get status reports of similar frequency and length from networks like Ning, Linkedin and of course Facebook. Possibly for these reasons I have not yet missed being a Twit. Anyone else feel the same way?

‘DonBot’ targets Twitter and Facebook users

A major malware botnet has sprung to life and is making a huge spam run through social networking sites.

Researchers at Symantec’s MessageLabs branch said that the DonBot network has begun sending spam emails in large numbers, accounting for as much as four per cent of the total global spam load since 18 November.
The messages advertise a ‘work at home’ programme which promises $300 (£180) a day for posting information online.

“The apparent aim of these emails is to get people to fall for ‘get rich by working at home’ schemes where the victim is encouraged to pay an initial fee for a trial and then sit back and watch the cash come in,” wrote Symantec malware analyst Paul Wood in a blog post.

Clicking on the spam image sends victims to one of any number of Twitter pages which contain links to a third-party site which asks the user to pay the ‘trial fee’.

Researchers believe that the operation uses hijacked and specially created spam accounts on Twitter. Some hijacked Facebook pages are also being used to spread the links.

Source: www.v3.co.uk

NIGERIANS I have an urgent business proposal for you

You read that headline correctly. Porn Spam on Twitter.

Today I received an interesting @ mention on Twitter. I wish that I had taken a screen shot of the tweet, because the account has now been suspended due to suspicious activity, to which I have to give Twitter a huge thumbs up for fast reaction time (just about an hour or so)! Definitely an improvement!

If memory serves the tweet said something along the lines of “@itsashambrose See Brittney, Paris, and Lohan f*** and s***. Click the link in the right hand corner of my profile.” Though, of course, it wasn’t censored.

My response: “@igotfreecom6806 Now what made you think I’d be interested in Lohan porn? #sotwentyminutesago” (I find humor to be the best response, and how couldn’t I make a joke out of this? Is anyone even still watching Lindsay Lohan pornos?)

I can’t help but point out the hilarity of porn spam making it’s way to Twitter. After all everything else has; Our favorite celebrities, news websites, products, brands and companies. There are even fictional characters on Twitter. (Here’s a sample list of just some of the fictional characters on Twitter. I even follow R2D2 myself.)

It really hasn’t become a big issue for me personally (though it has for others). In fact, I was so amused by the event that I literally “laughed out loud”. However, the idea of this being a bigger and potentially more widespread problem on Twitter is kind of unnerving. Just ask Michelle V. Rafter.

After a little searching on Google, I realized we still don’t know exactly how many users there are on Twitter, but it’s safe to say the numbers are in the millions and growing everyday. This could be a huge market base for any company, and it’s easy to see the attraction certain people in the porn industry might have to numbers that high. But how many of those users are children? Where’s the safe search filter for Twitter users under 18?

Has Twitter spam been a problem for you? Have you experienced porn spam on Twitter? Leave me a comment below!

Dies ist eine direkte Antwort auf den Beitrag von Veros Katerblog. Daher hoffe ich, dass ich nicht schon vergessen habe, wie es mit dem Pingen geht. In Ihrem Beitrag Kater finden es sicher spannender als unsereins: Spam schreibt sie sehr lesenswert, wie man mit Spams als Blogger umgehen könnte. Ich finde es toll, wenn wir so von den Erfahrungen der anderen partizipieren können.

Vero schreibt, dass wenn sie sich nur auf einen Artikel in meinem Blog bezieht, wohl nur auch ein Ping und nicht zwei erzeugt werden. Daher habe ich auch an Wedernoch bei WordPress bzw. Dazwischen bei Twitter einen Ping zu Ihrem Artikel Im Web2.0 gelegt (schreibt man eigentlich, dass man einen Ping “legt”???) – Heute schon gepingt? Hört sich doch nett an. Wie leicht ich doch zu erheitern bin .

Vero hatte zu meinem Artikel Haftnotiz 21: Parlamentsspiegel mich in ihrem Kommentar gefragt, wie ich in den Dienst TOPSY gekommen bin. Ich weiß es nicht – großes Katzenehrenwort bei meiner Pfote ! Wedernoch hat mich irgendwie dort hineingebracht. Vielleicht kann sie etwas zu dem Dienst TOPSY erzählen?!

Vero schreibt in ihrem Artikel über die Spams, die nach zwei Wochen gelöscht werden. Der Ping von Wedernoch war bei mir – ich weiß auch nicht warum – im Spamordner von Akismet gelandet. Da ich nicht regelmäßig dort nachsehe, war es mehr ein Zufall, dass ich Wedernochs Ping entdeckt habe.

Why hello swain forum people! I well-grounded wanted to introduce myself here as this looks like a very absorbing forum! I myself am engrossing in things like writeing and computer fixing up so if anyoune needs steal reveal me remember! I also Suffer from Sciatica so if you aslo include this infection suffer to me know so we can allowance some stretches!

Ribadito il divieto dell’invio di pubblicità indesiderata. Che vale anche per l’email.

17 Novembre 2009

C’è ancora qualcuno che usa il fax.
Il Garante per la protezione dei dati personali è intervenuto infatti per combattere l’invio di pubblicità indesiderata via fax. Dall’inizio del 2009 sono oltre 500 le segnalazioni già pervenuteda cittadini e imprese che denunciano questa tecnica di spam.

L’ultimo intervento ha riguardato una società alla quale è stato vietato l’ulteriore trattamento di dati personali, utilizzati senza consenso dei destinatari per l’invio di pubblicità indesiderata. L’Autorità ha imposto, inoltre, la cancellazione di tutti i dati personali per i quali non risulti documentata la manifestazione del consenso all’invio di comunicazioni promozionali. L’azienda, nel corso dell’istruttoria, ha peraltro ammesso di aver ricevuto 20.300 richieste da parte di professionisti e imprese che chiedevano di non ricevere più pubblicità e di essere cancellati dalla loro banca dati. La mancata osservanza del provvedimento di divieto espone a sanzioni penali e al pagamento di una somma che va da trentamila a centottantamila euro.

Come altre imprese in precedenza, anche in questo caso la società ha affermato di utilizzare, per gli invii, nominativi estratti da elenchi telefonici “categorici” pubblici (come Pagine Gialle o Pagine Utili). Questo consentirebbe, ad avviso delle imprese, di poter liberamente disporre di quei numeri per comunicazioni promozionali.

Il Garante, al contrario, ha ancora una volta ribadito che l’uso di sistemi automatizzati per inviare messaggi promozionali, come è il fax (ma il discorso vale anche per sms, mms, e-mail, etc.) impone la preventiva acquisizione del consenso informato e specifico da parte dei destinatari, anche quando si tratti di dati estratti da elenchi categorici o da albi.

Fonte : Lineaedp PMI

Part of the allure of spam isn’t just the nifty way it looks (both the food and the communication) but how neatly it can fit its way into everyday life. Much like one of my favorite tv shows, the Simpsons, spanners are great at mustering up reliant and timely references to get attention, and I can’t help but think today’s is yet another example.

Of a sky serene and pure. And at night by the light of the Mulberry Moon. Look up and stare. Feel it in you a most agreeable and noteworthy thing. Unable to resist you become intoxicated by the existence and want more. You know you want to, so just let go and do it.

Het lijkt gewoonweg op een mega grappige spam – cartoon!

Prettig weekend iedereen!

One of the most useful and innovative web applications that is beginning to create a buzz is Web Mail. The application (which is used on the Internet) allows it users to access, send, receive and manage their email all through a web browser.

The great thing about web mail is the ability to access your email from almost any computer around the world, as long as you have an Internet connection and web browser.

The difference between traditional electronic mail and web mail is that with traditional mailing the messages are stored on an email client’s one computer while web mail allows access from anywhere via the Internet. Users are attracted to this benefit a lot more than any other.

Web mail is becoming very popular within many technology companies including search engines and portals. A few of the more popular web mail services available include:

• Yahoo! Mail
• Google Gmail
• Hotmail
• AT&T

All of these service providers offer web mail for free. They tend to do this in order to encourage their users to keep coming back to their web site.

Advantages of Web Mail

• Email stored centrally
• Registration is fast and free
• Multiple email addresses can be created for one user
• Large storage capacity

Disadvantages of Web Mail

• Online accessibility
• Advertisements
• Spam and security problems

Numerous web mail users check their email on a daily basis. The more a user visits a specific site the more revenue a company such as Google and Yahoo can make off of advertisements.

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Pois bem, como havia prometido no post anterior vou agora discorrer sobre boas práticas de uso da internet e seus serviços.
Os problemas mais comuns são:
 - e-mails em massa (vulgo spam);
 - malwares, vírus, spywares e “etcwares”;
 
Todo mundo que tem pelo menos uma conta de e-mail já deve ter recebido pelo menos uma vez (duvido que seja menos de 50 na verdade – se a conta tiver mais q 6 meses) algum e-mail pedindo ajuda ou divulgando uma promoção sensacional. Bom, pra quem nunca viu, mas um dia vai ver, vão listados abaixo alguns exemplos:
“Saiu na Veja: Microsoft e AOL vão dar U$200″, “Vírus pelo MSN que apaga o dico rígido por completo”, crianças desaparecidas¹, “não adicione Fulaninho no Orkut porque é um vírus” e muitos outros denunciando novos “golpes na praça”, novas leis em benefício da população que não são divulgadas e por aí vai.

¹ Este caso merece atenção, pois é possível que seja real mesmo.

Tentarei ser o mais claro e didático possível aqui.

Sempre que recebemos alguma informação, seja por lá por qual meio de comunicação, uma boa prática é a de averiguar antes de repassar. Por que ? Porque, primeiro você não gostaria de passar por mentiroso, e segundo, passar a informação só por passar é fofoca e convenhamos: fofoca é feio pacas não é ??

Voltemos então ao caso dos e-mails. 99,999% dos e-mails deste tipo pedem para que seja repassado para o maior número possível de pessoas. Claro, para informar mais e mais gente. NÃO! Não é por isso. Se você, meu caro leitor, prestar atenção no conteúdo do e-mail, verá que além da mensagem propriamente dita, também há uma relação enorme de endereços de e-mail de outras pessoas e a cada “encaminha” que é feito a lista só vai aumentando. Essa é a real intenção destes e-mails: conseguir o maior nº possível de endereços. Não faço idéia de como o outor original da mensagem conseguiria esta lista, mas, se existe um modo, pode ter certeza que seu e-mail vai parar em alguma lista para mandarem propagandas de viagra, bombas penianas e outros 6542176214521 tipos diferentes de mensagem. Seu e-mail é SEU, assim como o seu nº de telefone. Você dá seu nº de telefone pra qualquer um que peça? Um desconhecido ? Então, se não faz isso com o seu, por que raios vai fazer com o dos outros ?!

Este texto já está se extendendo além do esperado e ainda não consegui falar do principal, que é o manual em si. Fica para a próxima. Aguardem …

Receiving at the average of 4 spam mails per week.. Here’s one & be aware of these ‘beautiful’ spam mails..

Don’t ever let others to cheat & cease your money..

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Interbank Financial Program Uk.
Email:davidoliver016@aol.com

Everyone hates spammers. I hate them not because of the spam but because of the measures they force people implement to prevent spam, which in turn forces me to go through aforementioned measures. Pretty much every blog I try and comment on now makes me go through a Captcha word association game but now that’s even extended to Twitter via TrueTwit. It’s not enough that you could just decide not to accept the request, no, people have to put a TrueTwit response on their account which means:

1. You follow them
2. TrueTwit sends you a direct message
3. You click link to confirm you are real
4. You complete irritating Captcha
5. They then allow you to follow them

Such a pain in the arse as I’m getting TrueTwit come up on about 1 in 6 follows now – which means soon it will be one in 5… 4… 3… then everyone will have it. Soon, there will be a script/ robot/ platform to respond to TrueTwit to prove you are a human (or a spammer). Soon there will be something new. Soon we will have robots talking to scripts, talking to robots to prove we are human. Until then, join me in Beloved Raping… sorry, I mean the joy of robots throwing out random words.

WHY YES I DO WANT A COPY OF THAT. Sadly, the payload wasn’t even a trojan, just a Chinese-hosted pillz site. The default blocking of images from domains you don’t trust here is good; most clients have it now, and it was clearly developed as a response to web bugs but it also protects one from basilisks. It’s still trivial in the current email protocol to forge a sender, so trust no one – not even yourself.

Dieser anrührende, nichtsdestotrotz anrüchige Text erreichte mich vor 3 Tagen:

Dear Partner,

I am very sorry to bother you with my plight. Please know that it’s not by mistake I am contacting you but by the special grace of God.

After searching for someone I can lay my plight to, I’ve finally come with you after prayers to God. My name is Marylyn Forson from Ghana.But we were living in Liberia.I am 21. My father and I escaped from Liberia at the heat of the civil war after loosing my mother and two of my senior sisters in the war. They were raped and shot.

My father established his cocoa business in Kumasi, Ghana. He was in ACCRA, to negotiate for the purchase a field when he was involved in an auto crash. He was hospitalized before he finally gave up on the 24th of March 2006 .His death has now made me an orphan and I am exposed to danger.

Before the unfortunate sudden death, my father called me to his side and told me he have a total sum of 8.5 million dollars deposited  with the standard chartered bank Ghana.

Before his death,my father signed a document with the Bank that I must be 25 years before the funds can be released to me.But on the alternative,I will have to provide a guardian outside the country that is my dad’s relative or business partner before the funds can be transferred at this point or I get to 25 years.

Since I don’t know any of my dad’s foreign business partner and I don’t want the Bank to take advantage of my funds.That is why I need your hand of co-operation in this transaction.I want you to contact the Bank as my guardian so that the funds can be transferred into your account.I believe destiny has brought us together in this matter.I believe you will not betray my trust.

This money can take care of me there without any problem and please I need you to manage the fund for me, as this is my last hope in life. I am ready to do anything you want provided you help me.

You can Have 20 percent of the money if you help me. If this is acceptable to you.

Please send me your photo and your telephone number please.

I will send you the Bank details immediately I hear from you.

Hope to hear from you

Yours, Sincerely.

Marylyn Forson

God Bless you

Als guter Atheist bin ich natürlich sofort bereit, hier nicht zu helfen … auch wenn 20 % von 8.5 Millionen Dollar nicht schlecht klingt. Es sei denn, es sind nigerianische Dollar oder so …

So was aber auch, dass der Vatikan da nichts unternimmt?