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Hello Everyone,

I posted this way back in August, but thought it was worthwhile reminding everyone of this deal.

Right now through December 31, 2009 if you join or upgrade an existing Costco membership you’ll receive coupons good for over $50.00 of FREE merchandise.  So, your membership to Costco ends up being basically FREE.

You need to sign-up at a special website to get this deal.  Click HERE to be taken to the special website.

By signing up at this special site you’ll get coupons to get the following products for FREE:

• FREE rotisserie chicken
• FREE photo processing
• FREE Kirkland Signature™ 2lb. bag of coffee
• FREE Kirkland Signature™ 48 pk “AA” batteries
• – and more!

Please note once you sign-up and pay for your gold membership certificates you’ll receive them in the mail within 7 to 10 business days.  These certificates CANNOT be replaced if lost or stolen, so please keep them somewhere safe.  After your receive your certificate(s) you can take them to ANY Costco to have your membership activated.

To read the full details and sign-up click HERE.

If you’ve been thinking about getting a Costco membership, this offer makes it the perfect time to finally get one.  Not  only will you get a bunch of FREE products, but your membership will come in handy to do all your shopping for the holidays that are just around the corner.

Don’t forget: Have fun shopping, but remember to SHOP SMART!

The Discount Queen

Use the Contact link above to check availability!

Hi Everyone,
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and survived Black Friday.

We are now officially in my absolute favorite time of year CHRISTMAS!!  Here’s a great way to kick off the season, and link to free download to the lyrics of 100 Christmas Carols.  However, you get even more.  If you need the sheet music to any of the songs, just click the link that says “sheet music” in the upper right corner of each sheet.  You’ll be taken to a site where you can print off the sheet music.  Who could ask for more?

This is a great way to start a new “old” tradition.  Gather your family together and sing Christmas carols or if you live in or near one of those neighborhoods that get all decked out for the holidays you could take your family and go caroling.

Okay, I can hear you all rolling with laughter, but why not?  We have so much stuff going on in our world that’s depressing, aggravating, and unwholesome.  Why not spend a couple of hours with the people who REALLY matter most in your life and go spread a little joy to others?  You’ll have fun doing something together and people will derive a little pleasure for a few minutes form your songs.  All this accomplished for FREE.

You know before you knock or make fun of something you really should give it a try.

To download your FREE book of Christmas carols click HERE.

Have fun shopping and remember to always: SHOP SMART!

The Discount Queen

I’d like to start off by stating that I absolutely love the Damned. They have given me a great deal of pleasure over the years, and some of my fondest memories are of hearing Damned, Damned, Damned for the first time and seeing them play live at the Locarno in  Portsmouth, supported by the Anti Nowhere League.

I managed to catch them at Rebellion earlier in the year, and on Wednesday I went to see them, although they were support to Motorhead. (Honorable mention to Girlschool, also on the bill, with Blitzkriegs Jax on guitar). They opened with New Rose and from that moment I knew I was going to be dissapointed. To be fair to them the crowd seemed to really love them, and maybe I’m still living in the past, but I wanted New Rose to sound like New Rose – the New Rose – the very first vinyl pressing of a Punk song ever…a piece of history. Musically it was the same, vocally it could have been Whitney Houston.

Maybe Dave Vanian is bored with singing the same old stuff for 30 years and he want to put some variety in his life…and I think for that its understandable…but I paid £25 to hear the Damned as I wanted to hear them, not what I got at all.

The week before I managed to catch the Specials in Brighton, another 30 year tour and another band on the nostalgia bandwagon….but what a band, what a show and what a difference. Every song was sung as I remembered it being, the whole blace was bouncing and I left through the pouring rain with a smile on my face. It was what I’d paid for, my memories, my songs and my experiences brought back for a few hours.

And Donny Osmond? I watched an interview with him once where he told the story of singing Puppy Love in a rock style cos he was bored with it. Then one day a fan asked him why he ruined their memory of the song. It affected him and he now sings songs in the way he sold them. Please take note Mr Vanian…to me and lots like me, you are a hero. The Damned are one of the greatest bands ever and I for one would like to hear New Rose as it was recorded by the Damned, not a night club singer.

Looking for a great line of diesel oil and lubricants? Then try Torco Oil & Lubricants for your diesel. Once you’ve tried Torco Oils & Lubricants you won’t go back to just any brand out there.

• 10% OFF Torco RTF Racing Transmission Fluid
• 10% OFF Torco RGO Racing Gear Oil
  
• 10% OFF Torco MTF Manual Transmission Fluid
  
• 10% OFF Torco ATF Automatic Transmission Fluid
  

Please Note: Black Friday – Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

Looking for a great line of diesel oil and lubricants? Then try Torco Oil & Lubricants for your diesel. Once you’ve tried Torco Oils & Lubricants you won’t go back to just any brand out there.

Buy 3 Bottles of Torco’s SD-5 or TD-1 Oil and receive FREE:

• 1 FREE Bottle of Oil
• FREE Torco Hat
• FREE Torco Funnel

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

BD Diesel Performance is unique among its peers in that it designs, manufactures and distributes a wide range of products specifically engineered for performance diesel applications.

FREE Stealth Cover with the purchase of a BD Diesel High Performance VP44 Injection Pump!

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

If you travel or tow heavy loads with a factory fuel tank, odds are you already know your factory fuel tank doesn’t cut it. Why not fill up when and where you want with Titan’s large capacity replacement fuel tanks.

FREE SHIPPING and a FREE Titan Hat with every Titan Fuel Tank Purchase.

That’s a $140 Value for FREE!!

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

aFe offers one of the best aftermarket air filters in the industry. aFe filters and intakes provide your diesel truck or SUV with more cold air and therefore more POWER.

Purchase any aFe Stage 2 Intake System and get the following FREE:

• FREE aFe Restore Cleaning Kit
• FREE Pre-Filter
• FREE aFe Diesel T-Shirt

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

It’s time to grab your Authentic OCDiesel T-Shirts. With a price this low you can’t pass this savings up!

Authentic OCDiesel T-Shirts
Normally: $34.95
Sale Price: $15.00

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

DiabloSport’s Trinity is one of the most advanced tuning devices on the market. The Trinity is a touch-screen monitor with the capability to tune, log and record data, display and customize virtual gauges, read and clear codes and even compute multiple track times.

FREE DiabloSport T-Shirt with the purchase of DiaboSport’s Trinity.

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

* * SALE ALERT!! * *

DiabloSport’s Extreme PowerPuck
Normally $359.99
Sale Price $299.99

DiabloSport’s Predator
Normally $369.99
Sale Price $295.99

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

The Dr. is in! Dr. Performance offers a wide selection of aftermarket diesel performance products including their Performance Modules, Boost Foolers, Water-Methanol Injection Kits, DPF-Delete Kits and More! Come check out what Dr. Performance can offer your diesel.

FREE Dr. Performance T-Shirt & Hat with every Dr. Performance purchase of $250 or more!

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

Ranked the #1 Tuner at SEMA 2009, The Bully Dog Triple Dog GT Diesel Tuner is an all-in-one downloader and monitor including a downloader, tuner, gauge monitor and driving coach. Add more horsepower, torque and improve your fuel economy with Bully Dog’s GT Diesel Tuner!

FREE Bully Dog Hat & T-Shirt with the purchase of Bully Dog’s Triple Dog GT Diesel Tuner!!!!!

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

 
Tired of low mileage and weak performance out of your late model diesel rig? Get with the new DPF-Delete Exhaust System from aFe. These systems eliminate the cork more commonly referred as the DPF (diesel particulate filter). By eliminating this barrier from the exhaust flow, you unleash faster turbo spool, increase performance, and create a massive gain in fuel efficiency.

Purchase a DPF Delete Exhaust System and get a FREE aFe Diesel T-Shirt!

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

Receive a FREE OCDiesel Bundle Package when you spend $500 or more during Black Friday-Cyber Monday Sales Event!

Bundle Includes: OCDiesel T-Shirt (S-XXXL), OCDiesel Can Kuzzi, and OCDiesel Stickers.

How Do I Get It?

1. Spend $500 or more at OCDiesel.com
2. Add OCDiesel Bundle to Cart 3.
3. Use Coupon Code: BUNDLE upon checkout.
4. Bundle price will be subtracted from your total.

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

It’s time to grab your Authentic Boost Bunny Apparel and Pre-Order your 2010 Boost Bunny Calendar, the Girls of Diesel on Edge. With prices this low you can’t pass these savings up!

2010 Boost Bunny Calendar, the Girls of Diesel on Edge!
Normally: $14.95
Sale Price: $9.00

Boost Bunny Crew Neck T-Shirt
Normally: $17.95
Sale Price: $9.00

Boost Bunny Cami Tank Top
Normally: $16.95
Sale Price: $9.00

Boost Bunny Thongs
Normally: $9.95
Sale Price: $5.00

Please Note: Black Friday – Cyber Monday Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

In celebration of the two largest shopping days, Black Friday and Cyber Monday, OCDiesel.com is bringing you our biggest sales event of the YEAR!! This amazing weekend long sales event kicks off Midnight Friday, November 27th through Monday, November 30th, 2009. You don’t want to miss this chance to SAVE!!

Black Friday – Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sales Offers:

• 5% Site Wide* Discount
• aFe DPF-Delete Kits
• aFe Stage 2 Intakes
• BD Diesel VP44 Injection Pump
  
• Boost Bunny Apparel & Calendar
  
• Bully Dog GT Tuner
• DiabloSport’s Extreme PowerPuck
• DiabloSport’s Predator
• DiabloSport’s Trinity
• Dr. Performance Products
  
• Edge Products
  
• OCDiesel Apparel & Bundle
• PacBrake PRXB Exhaust Break
  
• Titan Fuel Tanks
  
• Torco USA SD-5 and TD-1

Please Note: Black Friday -Cyber Monday Weekend Long Sale at www.OCDiesel.com on November 27, 28, 29, 30th of 2009 ONLY.

Now that we’ve all stuffed and cooked our birds, had the rush of holiday shopping with ‘Black Friday’, it’s time to start thinking about everything else spinning around us.

Until December 31, we are offering 25% off our sitting fees.  This is for all sessions: maternity, infants, children and families.  Everyone is included!  This is the perfect time to get your holiday portraits done for your holiday cards.  We have session packages for you to pick from.

You can check out the calender to see if your date is available.  Feel free to contact us in any of the ways below if you have any questions.

Phone:  727-638-5441
Email:  lisa@lisaottophoto.com
Facebook:  Lisa Otto

We look forward to capturing your special moments!!

Do you know someone who needs a massage? Nominate a community member who deserves a FREE 60 minute massage from Escape Bodywork Boutique! Between December 1st and 15th, leave nominations at the drop box in Teocalli Tamale or outside Escape at 115 Elk Ave. Winner will be announced December 31st.

Indeed.

And no day reflects this evil like the darkest day of the year, Black Friday. Shopping malls turn to lands of desolation, lives are lost (literally) as warring factions set upon the dwindling resources of a forgotten age (bargains).

The question is….

WHY!

I mean what is it about this day that drives the hordes to pillage and plunder as they do?

I can see it from the retailer’s side, they want to make as much money as possible, but what about the consumer?

I guess the clue is in the word, isn’t it? Consumer. It’s Xmas, we have money in our pockets (bonuses) and we have to get little Johny the latest robot and Susy the latest doll. But if it is a question of getting a certain toy, why not order it from a catalog or online? You can do that from the safety of your own home.

But let us not forget the real victims:

Poor Gabe!

And he is right. Yes, store attendants can be snooty little brats who could find their heads in their own asses with both hands and a telescope but when you have to put up with shit like this:

You know what “the back” is? Is the space between the store walls and the actual walls of the mall. Cramped, smelly, cold and crawling with things that where old when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Trust me, this is maximum sale time. What you see is what you get. The store will not hold back anything. Who would even try to pull that off when you have the angriest/hungriest mobs this side of Attila the Hun devouring everything in sight? The aloof manner of the average teenage sales clerk is a defense mechanism, my friends! Jaded by countless hours of horror as reality is torn asunder in front of their very eyes (I know, I seen it, I SEEN IT!).Stuff that makes men out of boys, women out of girls and veterans of us all in a matter of minutes.

The greed, my god, the greed.

Of course, the media doesn’t help.

Oh no!

They hype this dark day for a month or so and then feast on the carcasses of the fallen (again literally fallen), the trampled, the dead (I wish I was making up that one, I really do) with stories of specials induced madness and blue light shock and awe.

And what about those vaunted Black Friday savings?

Buy one, get 50% of a second one? Really, that’s like 25% off (which it was the week before) and that’s only if you buy items of the same price.  Plus, factor in the sales tax which cuts into that percentage. On my desk I have a 25% coupon for Borders. It says, and I quote “list price of almost everything!”  Almost? Great!

On second thought….

But not everyone is compelled by this rush to the bottomless abyss of consumption. No, others wait, and wait and wait some more, while every show on radio and television tells us how many days are left till Xmas.

A countdown to another dark day!

Happy Holidays! And stay safe!

Now for some music by Armin van Buuren, Burned with Desire: