Oh shit…I’b thick. I’b tho thick. I can’d dop deezing. This…kind of sucks. My voice sounds like Barry Manilow if he were wearing that nose cap that Rudolph’s da… more →
Dew Debaucheedewdebauchee wrote 10 months ago: Oh shit…I’b thick. I’b tho thick. I can’d dop deezing. This…kind o … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 11 months ago: I’m going to apologize now for the random subject changes and thoughts that will appear in this entr … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 11 months ago: Okay, so…just as a warning: This post contains talk of bodily functions, sleep talking, and … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Hi internet! I have not (A) died (B) been kidnapped (C) gone to prison or (D) had my hands chopped o … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: I did a very very mean thing last night. I had to! I had to put Speedle in his place and end the non … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Oh…my…god. I can’t work right now, people. I just…so…frustrated. Cuz know what? People are stupid. N … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Dear Innernet, We have much to talk about. I’ll go first. I have officially reclaimed my status as B … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Various things that have happened since my last post: · Dressed up as Woody · Pr … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: So…y’know how I lost my position as Best Boyfriend Ever? (see: Anagrams Smanagrams;) Y’know how I’ … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Have you ever had a moment where an insult just completely backfires? Not even just an insult, but … more →
dewdebauchee wrote 1 year ago: Yesterday, Speedle died. No, I did not kill him. (No, he’s not actually dead.) But he is infecte … more →