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The Bank.

I had already undergone surgery to implant a ‘port’ into my chest–a plug-like device under my skin that accepts needles and has an IV line leading directly into my heart. 694 more words

Cancer

Notes - About my witness protection program and damsels in distress

Notes – About my witness protection program and damsels in distress

Two facts I think I should have added to the witness protection program post… 598 more words

Econostylish

About my witness protection program and damsels in distress

About my witness protection program and damsels in distress

I have secrets, big painful secrets that I carry around like a heavy bag that gets heavier and heavier every day. 1,419 more words

Econostylish

46. Jizz Capes and the Sperm Bank Campaign

This week, we discuss how to get more British sperm donors, our pre-Python worries, a 30 tonne vagina and bears falling from the sky.

http://aripspodcast.podbean.com/mf/web/n9k3by/arips46output.mp3

Podcast

Don't Panic, But The UK Is Facing A Major Sperm Shortage

Why am I sitting here writing this? I need to get working on chartering a ship (because I don’t trust a plane), packing a suitcase, and getting my ass to a UK sperm bank because there seems to be a bit of a shortage. 269 more words

Web Culture

June 10th

It’s not fair that I had miscarriage I did everything they said to do in pregnancy books I stopped the caffeine drinks I don’t smoke or drink alcohol or take drugs I never did any of that stuff any way and yet people do all the things and have happy healthy babies. 200 more words

Pregnant

Saturday (or Spermaturday?)

My favorite thing to do when I wake up on a sunny and bright Saturday morning is to pick up the phone and order sperm. Isn’t that what you would want to do as you sip your morning coffee? 208 more words

Fertility