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I have secrets, big painful secrets that I carry around like a heavy bag that gets heavier and heavier every day. 1,419 more words
This week, we discuss how to get more British sperm donors, our pre-Python worries, a 30 tonne vagina and bears falling from the sky.
Why am I sitting here writing this? I need to get working on chartering a ship (because I don’t trust a plane), packing a suitcase, and getting my ass to a UK sperm bank because there seems to be a bit of a shortage. 269 more words