Springfield, Missouri’s Caitlen Watkins of was driving around the parking lot of her local shopping center and had just found a spot to her liking when another driver swooped in and snagged the spot for himself.

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
Yeah … Caitlen does too.

But, being the fine, upstanding young woman, role model and future leader that she is, Caitlen simply shrugged off the stolen spot and went on her merry way.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Noooooo.

She put on her pissy pants, channeled every ounce if idiotic rage she could muster and got her stab on!!
::: … over a parking spot … :::

But see, Caitlen’s all ‘can-do’ like that.
It’s just how she rolls.

– She can and does react to everyday situations inappropriately
– She can and does make horrifically poor decisions
– And now – the 18-year-old can and will partake of the varied amenities and gangly band of rejects joining her at the county lockup.
::: … over a parking spot … her parents must be SO proud … :::

According to court documents, Caitlen and some secondary asswad who was with her in the car went all ‘Oh no you di’INT!’ and confronted the spot stealer, which led to a fight, which led to the other driver suffering a punctured kidney after being stabbed half a dozen times with the wooden-handled, 5-inch icepick Caitlen apparently keeps around for point-making opportunities such as this one.
::: MYYYYY  parking spot, biatch!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! :::

The other driver went to the hospital.
Caitlen went to the pokey.
::: Bet she learns REAL fast how it got that name! :::

She has been charged with first-degree assault and armed criminal action.

But don’t worry — look how  pretty she is!!
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She’ll make LOTS of special new friends inside!

Caitlen, hon?
Smidge of advice?
Angry, imbecilic and operating at full retard is no way to go through life, kid …

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I cut this girl, then she cut me back.

We cut each other, and the blot clot stank.

I cut your mother cos she fucked my dad

I stabbed her face in and I twisted her cunt

Now she’s a faggot cos I shaved off her eyes,.

I arrived at work this morning to find my beloved balloon fatally stabbed with a pair of scissors. How do I know it was stabbed with a pair of scissors you ask? Because the perpetrator left the scissors in the damn balloon. Pure arrogance.

Greatly disappointed in the lack of common courtesy around here… I sent an e-mail to everyone in my office…

“Whoever the mean spirited person is who decided to stab my balloon… you can pick up your scissors on the kitchen table.”

This is my amateur detective skills at work… being that no one has come forward to admit guilt… I find out who the scissors belong to, I find my balloon stabber.

People can be so cruel.

Side Note: I attained the ripe age of 26 on Saturday to which I declared it was “time to enter real adulthood.” I dont know if my balloon antics are acceptable as a “real adult” behavior. Such foolery will only get me so far, right?

Stab Magazine went along with the Modern Collective on their final trip for filming the movie. This article goes in to depth on all six of the talented fellows in the video. It gives a detailed description of who each person is and what they are doing with their talents. It also shows their strifes. Their opinions and their faults. It’s a good article if your interested in the Collective. If your not then don’t worry about it. Click the pictures.

Ask me if I believe that Serg miss this shot on accident. Ask me.

Because answer is no. Answer must be no.

There is no possible that Serg miss this shot unless he take money to miss. Still, he miss this shot. You tell me I have this situation in the wrong.

Even though is Serg who miss shot, I am man who is force to make hammer hit all finger of Dima. Not Serg, me. So yes, I have sorry for hit hammer on Dima, but fuck me in the sideways, all would avoid if Serg make shot.

Let me simple hit puck into this spot

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A 14-year-old boy who accidentally stabbed a promising footballer in the neck in east London is detained for six years…. From BBC News. Full story

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A 20-year-old woman is found guilty of stabbing three women in Leicester city centre…. From BBC News. Full story

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Here is the second episode of the behind the signs look at the Modern Collective. I always thought it was really interesting to see what happened behind the scenes in other sports movies. Knowing how much work is put into a wakeboarding video it is really interesting to me. Next video I am a part of I will make sure there are video blogs the whole time showing you. This is a pretty good watch. You have to click the picture to actually watch it though. Kai Neville is the creator of the Modern Collective.

Wo: Esslingen, Deutschland
Wann: Sommer 2009
Kamera: Fuji FinePix S7000

The Modern Collective is here. It’s amazing. And it’s the shit. To tell you the truth I am kind of sick of posting stuff about it. It’s getting a bit repetitive but it just came out so who gives. Anyways they are coming out with a couple web episodes with a whole behind the scenes making of the video going on. And this one the creator Kai Neville talks about making it. Which is interesting.

4′ 10″: Stabbed money.

Fall09 | Goodbye Cruel Summer. | Vol. 002

Direct Link:  www.raenoptics.com/images/newsletters/fall09/letter2.html

RAEN ANNOUNCES LIMITED EDITION COLLAB WITH ALEX KNOST

The 2010 sophomore collection for RAEN Optics includes its first co-op frame. With the brand’s roots steeped in surfing and music, it was only natural to align with multi-talented longboard rebel and musician (Japanese Motors, tomorrows tulips), Alex Knost.

Staying true to RAEN’s vintage-inspired foundation, the “Flowers” frame is a throwback to the days at the Factory and the gender-bending Andy Warhol-esque style. This collaboration with Alex was seamless as we share the same philosophy and taste when it comes to product design (strong attention to detail, classic shapes, and overall quality).

“Flowers are large enough to fit and successfully block the sun from a man’s eyes, at the same time they lack the dead weight and overly bulky design that inhibits a woman from wearing them. I fancy them as gender neutral, in doing so I hope Flowers install confidence in anyone that aspires to wear a stylistically timeless, and elegantly shaped pair of sunglasses.” — Alex Knost

The limited edition “Flowers” will be available March 1, 2010.

2010 “SOPHOMORE” COLLECTION AVAILABLE MARCH 1

The first installment of RAEN Optics’ 2010 collection includes three new frames that will be available to ship March 1, 2010 (The Flowers, The Lenox, and The Deakin). Additional frames will be released May 1 and July 11, stay tuned for more info at www.raenoptics.com.

With all of our 2010 styles we want to provide progressive versatility. Many of our handmade acetate frames are designed to look equally as good as a sunglass or as a prescription optical. Depending on your personal choice and needs, our frames can take you from a weekend at the beach, to the work desk, to a night on the town. We’ll leave it up to you. To us, all that matters is that you look good doing it… whatever “it” may be.

The “Flowers” frame is a collaboration with Alex Knost and is our homage to the historic windsor style eyeglass.

The “Lenox” serves up an extra dose of personality with exaggerated fin shaped arms and stylish metal detailing.

The “Deakin” features easy contours and lighweight acetate to guarantee a comfortable ride to wherever your travels may take you.

For more information on RAEN’s 2010 collection please contact Jeremy Heit at jeremy@raenoptics.com.

IN THE PRESS

New York, LA, London, San Francisco and Encinitas? According to fashion news leader, Elle Magazine (Aug09 Issue) we belong on that list when it comes to designer hot spots. We agree but let’s just keep that our little secret. The past summer also saw RAEN as a featured brand on the trendy New York website, DailyCandy.com during the month of August. You also may have seen RAEN this summer in the pages of Filter, Stab, Surfing, Nylon Guys, and Bilsss, Sunglass Magazine, Beach Japan, Time Out NY, ABC.com, MTV.com, Selectism.com, and trend-forcasting leader WGSN.com. Our glasses were also used in upcoming lookbooks for lifestyle brands, Edun and Nixon. Keep an eye out for RAEN as we continue to charge ahead.

CURRENT ADVERTISING

Check out current issues of BLISS, BLUE JAPAN, SURFING, HRH Magazine, Monster Children, and Stab to see our latest. The current batch of ads feature Alex Knost (wearing the Flowers), Mitch Abshere (wearing the Casbah), and Kassia Meador (wearing the Noval) and include new photography by Thomas Campbell and Nolan Hall.

2009 TRADESHOW WRAP-UP

RAEN Optics’ 2009 and 2010 Collections were on display at the Project Tradeshow in Las Vegas, September 1-3 and Class@ASR in San Diego, September 10-12, and we were more than excited with the overwhelmingly positive response from retailers, peers, and media alike. Here is a clip from Empire Ave (http://www.empireave.com/?p=4397) at the Class show with RAEN product designer, Jordan Percy, and creative director, Justin Heit, talking about what’s new for 2010.

A man admits stabbing Premier League footballer Calum Davenport in an attack in Bedfordshire in August…. From BBC News. Full story

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A kiss of judgment upon my lips,
how those endless words do torment,
and wicked is that pointing finger,
the hey you determinative stab–
it takes a turning interrogative,
it takes a counter request to ask,
it takes the kiss of love and simplicity.

Simply changing with what is,
asking about the outside demand,
and realizing the ease of determination,
an acceptance of the real soft tender heart–
the place of vulnerability,
the source of strength.

The fight to peace is this acceptance of simplicity,
the kiss of love settles in my heart,
and the judge collapses as my enemy–
my armor becomes malleable,
my weapons the kiss of love,
the pointer now my own.

The Modern Collective has premiered in Los Angeles and I have found one of the first reviews of the film. Done by unabashedly honest Charlie Smith for Stab Magazine. It is kind of a unique review but it is good. And from his words “It will change everything”. Even the premier venue is “Prophetic”. And words like that maybe it will change everything. Click the picture to read the full article. Stab rules.