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There May Have Been Alcohol

There once was a man with a plan

to sell frozen flan in Iran.

He borrowed a van

from a buddy named Stan,

and drove it right into the sea.

—-

© Steve Mitchell 2014

Poetry

92 Is somebody here to confess?

Well, that’s one way to pass the time while you’re in there…

Comics

Stan's letter to Kylie Minogue

Stan: A portmanteau of ‘stalker’ and ‘fan’ made popular by weasel faced rap sphincter and lyrical homophobe Eminem in the 1990s.

LGBT