I had a talk this morning with the God of all creation. It was a deep, philosophical conversation… ok, no it wasn’t. I asked Him why He made armpits… and His answer floored me! 466 more words
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10 Things not to ask a guy who shit a little at an office meeting. (or maybe the first 10 things you should ask a guy who shit a little at an office meeting)
1. Do you think I can’t smell that? You know I can smell that, right?
2. For future reference, if you shart and yell “Synergy!” we will think you planned it. 234 more words
Yes, there really is a Stinky Candle Company. On their web site they offer some normal scents (Chocolate Chip Cookie, Baby Powder), some unusual scents (Leather Jacket, Buttered Popcorn), and many truly strange candle scents that the company is named for (Fish, Onion, Fart, Gasoline), and they’re just $10 each. 8 more words