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Dude, Where's My Penis?

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Now that’s a bad day. The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumci … more →

Tags: Amputation, Dr. John Patterson, Kentucky, penis, Philip Seaton, Shelby County, white trash stupid

Man Charged for Farting on Cop

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his le … more →

Tags: Battery, Clarksburg, gas crisis, Jose Cruz, patrolman parsons, Stupid Criminals, West Virginia

Male Thief Caught, Stealing/Wearing Panties

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties. had pockets full of panties and jewels. Wish I had … more →

Tags: Alcohol, Burglary, Caught!, Daniel Ramos, panty-waist theif, Stupid Criminals

When Garden Gnomes are Outlawed...1 comment

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: …only outlaws will have garden gnomes. … more →

Tags: Abuse of Power, garden gnome, Gordon MacKillop, police, too much government. arrest

83 Year Old Deaf Woman Fights Off Mugger1 comment

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: She says she told police that if they find her assailant to bring him back to her so she can “ … more →

Tags: Assault, Manhattan, Mugger, caught-on-camera, punk ass bitches ain't nothin, elsie baretto

Jesus Appears in Ceiling Tile

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: …has nothing better to do? And now a lol-cat rebuttal: … more →

Tags: ceiling tile, One Stop Body Shoppe, arkansas city, Jesus sighting, redneck hicksville, lolcat rebuttal

Uh... Not What I Meant by 'Meat'

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Excuse me sir, this ISN’T what I ordered… A nude butcher, what could POSSIBLY go wrong? … more →

Tags: ryan mornin, World Nude Day, butcher, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?, Sausage

Man Ram's Police Car, Police Shoot Him

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: His Girlfriend: I Was On The Hood of Car Voluntarily “I was scared that he was leaving,” … more →

Tags: Stupid Criminals, white trash stupid, Vera Peters, Shooting, Robert Scheib

No Topless Female Midget Wrestling!1 comment

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Or you’ll lose your Liquor license. Brought to you by the “Micro Wrestling Foundation … more →

Tags: Topless Midget Wrestling, Outskirts Bar and Grill, Best Little Show on Earth, Micro Wrestling Foundation, Kim Scott, itty bitty titty committee, morality police

Price of Gas Hits... Drug Dealers!

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Man, I guess things really are tough all-over! A cocaine-dealer recently added a fuel surcharge for … more →

Tags: Smoking Gun, Stupid Criminals, cocaine, Indiana, Anthony Salinas, High price of fuel, Economy

Man Wears Lingerie Before Picking Up His Children...

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: The court heard how Lamb, 40, of The Meadows, Hambleton, near Selby, would dress up in stockings, a … more →

Tags: flashing, Lingerie, Martyn Alan Lamb, Weird Crap, Stupid People

Fish Found in Boy's Penis?

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Really. Also, this just in: there’s a publication of some kind called ‘Practical Fishkee … more →

Tags: penis, India, Fish, swimming upstream, Practical Fishkeeping

Has Eddie Murphy Lost His Head?

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: It was spotted here on a California Freeway… The Jay » Eddie Murphy Really Needs To Rethink Hi … more →

Tags: Eddie Murphy, freeway, disembodied head

Yeah... That's Not Gonna Work.

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: How NOT to protect your car from a hurricane – Autoblog … more →

Tags: Car, hurricane ike, tied with garden hose, Wishful Thinking, Buick Century

Lehman Brothers Bankru... What the Hell?

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: These two gents decided to have a little fun with the CNN camera crew with an update on the old … more →

Tags: CNN, LIVE REPORTING, lehman brothers, bankruptcy, two guys making out

Naked Dog-Walker Tasered1 comment

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: Link… Bonus Quote: Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog … more →

Tags: Florida, Allah, Bruce Willis, Dog Walking, nude, taser

School Nurse has Sex With 3 Teens (not as hot as it sounds...)

Mr. Bitterness wrote 1 year ago: This woman managed to score with 3 teens. Not sure if it was at once, or seperately. In other news, … more →

Tags: laura obzera, bolingbrook, Wood View Elementary School, kiddie diddling, omfg they F'd her, fugly mugshot

More Fun With Ike!

The Daily Turd wrote 1 year ago: It’s unbearable… … more →

Tags: hurricane ike, costume, Teddy Bear, honey

Fun with Ike!

The Daily Turd wrote 1 year ago: “Hold On!” … more →

Tags: hurricane ike, reporter, Blown Away, hold on, gallows humor, human wind sock


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