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That time I had a real boxing fight

In anticipation of the upcoming boxing gala at my G gym, let me recount what happened at the last gala of the 2013-2014 season.

Context: My coach  901 more words

That Time When...

Joke time p. 93

A Pennsylvania man caused more than $14,000 in damage when he did “doughnuts” with his pickup truck in a bar parking lot. However, those costs were far outweighed by the exponential increase in value to his street cred.

Jokes

Do you have a warrant?

Student: Miss, do you have a warrant?

Me (raised eyebrows): No…

Student: Have you ever had a warrant?

Me (half grin): Yes.

Student (pleased): Really?? 9 more words

The Crumpett Files

Nah Sayn!

If his status ain’t hood
I ain’t checking for him
Better be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier
That ain’t scared to stand up for me… 10 more words

Music

Creeps and chivalry

I like the notion of knights in shining armor. Not literally, because I can only assume those metal suits are uncomfortable to wear, especially on a hot summer day, or in the dead of winter.   824 more words

Emotions

Delaine

Age: 34

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Grants Coordinator 

Do you have children? No way. 

How long did you live in Pomona? Most of my formative life, from the age of about 3 until 22. 913 more words

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