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Do you have a warrant?

Student: Miss, do you have a warrant?

Me (raised eyebrows): No…

Student: Have you ever had a warrant?

Me (half grin): Yes.

Student (pleased): Really?? 9 more words

The Crumpett Files

Nah Sayn!

If his status ain’t hood
I ain’t checking for him
Better be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier
That ain’t scared to stand up for me… 10 more words


Creeps and chivalry

I like the notion of knights in shining armor. Not literally, because I can only assume those metal suits are uncomfortable to wear, especially on a hot summer day, or in the dead of winter.   824 more words



Age: 34

Marital Status: Single

Occupation: Grants Coordinator 

Do you have children? No way. 

How long did you live in Pomona? Most of my formative life, from the age of about 3 until 22. 913 more words


My street cred: That time I got into a fight with a sidewalk

Sometimes, I have a day that is so wonderful, it just fills me up with joyfulness. Unfortunately, this happy state is one that can be very dangerous to my health, as explained below. 181 more words

That Time When...

My street cred: That time I got into a fight with a French door

So this one time, I was on a business trip in France.

(Let us take a few seconds to appreciate how cool that sounds. It is even cooler when compared to my previous business trip exotic desinations such as Archbold, Ohio and Edmonton, Alberta.) 315 more words

That Time When...

10 Reasons why we're Jealous of Blue Ivy Carter-Knowles

Okay, so just in case this wasn’t already obvious, baby Blue has quite the enviable life and we’re not afraid to admit that we are very much jelly! 283 more words