Blogs about: Stuff Only I Think About
Marmalick
meatlights39 wrote 4 months ago: … more →
Hey, I'm trying to write here
meatlights39 wrote 6 months ago: I ate three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches around midnight. I’m going to have bizarre drea … more →
Life Explained in 6 words minus the ending
meatlights39 wrote 6 months ago: “Satan is King!” “Sometimes He is.” THE END … more →
Thoughts deeper than you
meatlights39 wrote 8 months ago: “Could any Hell be more horrible than now, and real?” — Jim Morrison I’ve been thi … more →
Another Jeopardy! Ball-Churner
meatlights39 wrote 8 months ago: There hasn’t been a hottie on America’s favorite trivia game show in awhile. Kara more … more →
Bizarre dream
meatlights39 wrote 10 months ago: WARNING: MATURE, VIOLENT CONTENT. Had a dream last night where a gang of young punkasses stole a han … more →
"Sitting ducks"
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Somewhere some group is always being accused of being sitting ducks. Well, let me tell you people so … more →
Sangria Dogs, or how to make an alcoholic weep
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: A trick taught to me by a masterful female chef. When grilling hot dogs, boil them in sangria first; … more →
The Ponytail Man, 1992
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Apologies to the few who already read this post. I never thought to youtube the Ponytail Man, whose … more →
Hancock sucked, but you knew that
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Accepting that its initial reviews were lousy, I went to see Hancock anyway because I hate my own li … more →
Product Placement
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Some products I’ve recently encountered. SPIKE energy drink promises no calories, carbs or sug … more →
Lie-da-lie...lie lie lie lie lie-lie-lie
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The babies
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Mark Twain made a toast to a room of drunks (himself included I’m sure) about babies I have no … more →
A survey you'll actually want to take (or pass along)
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: 44. If you were a yogurt, what yogurt would you be?43. If you could take only one flare gun to a des … more →
ALL HAIL POPECAT!
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: After emailing the talented fellow who brought my idea of “PopeCat” to life through the … more →
Trival trivia
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: The only rule was that all of these tidbits had to come from memory, no referencing the net or any o … more →
How I picture government (which still sux)
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meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: Second-longest answer: a bicycle with octagonal tires and no pedals, pushed by Black midgets out of … more →
I will pull down the moon
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: I explained the end of the saga with the beautiful-woman-never-to-be-seen-again to good friend Egg, … more →
Dumb bastard sons of whores FOAD
meatlights39 wrote 1 year ago: No one who drops snorkel and mask into the sewer of humanity surfaces with an opinion of people bett … more →
