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Clearing Your Room FAIL
This woman was able to walk out of her hotel room with a television, iron, rugs, curtains and more without anyone saying a word. Good for her, I suppose.… more →
FAIL Nation - Just classic fails
think before you ink
wrote 20 hours ago: If you plan to go career with your criminal lifestyle, re-think tattooing your name on your arm. Dyl … more →
an abnormal discharge
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wrote 20 hours ago: Meet Andrea Amanatides. If country jails awarded frequent flier miles, she’d be able to fly ju … more →
A Drive Thru Guy Dumbass Coup?
wrote 2 weeks ago: I’ll Find You, Drive Thru Guy! Dumbass News News: Yesterday’s guest post from Drive Thru … more →
Video Dumbassery! Guy Arrested for DUI - Belts Out "Queen" Song!
wrote 2 weeks ago: I don’t post a lot of video stuff on Dumbass News and I am remiss in my duties as Fearless Lea … more →
Why Criminals Should Not Use Facebook
wrote 2 weeks ago: These guys? Pure genius. I mean really. Police apprehended criminals who robbed an internet cafe be … more →
Get Rich Quick by Hypnotizing Dumbasses!
wrote 2 weeks ago: You Are Getting Sleeeeeepy…. Boston. Beantown. At Least We Ain’t New Yawk, But We Wish W … more →
Robbers Busted when One Forgets to Log Out of Facebook
wrote 2 weeks ago: CALIMA, Colombia — If you’re going to rob an Internet cafe, don’t forget to log ou … more →
Future Prison Bitch Tries to Rob Police Station in Texas!
wrote 2 weeks ago: Prison Bitch-In-Waiting; His Name Rhymes w/ “Teeth On” There are Dumbasses and then ther … more →
Equal Apathy
wrote 2 weeks ago: http://www.kpho.com/story/18370180/dead-dog-found-hanging-from-a-tree The ahole who hung the dog fro … more →
Funny Money & the Dumbass Who Printed It
wrote 2 weeks ago: Best of Dumbass News – December 24, 2010 Usually when we do a story like the one you are about … more →
Dumb Robbers Caught Nude When "Invisiblity Cream" Fails!
wrote 2 weeks ago: INNOCENT until proven guilty: Alleged would-be jewel thief is led off by Athens police. His face is … more →
Man uses Bobcat front loader to steal deodorant and a bunch of gift cards www.privateofficer.com
wrote 2 weeks ago: Chicago IL May 13 2012 A man who used a small Bobcat front loader to break through the windows of a … more →
This Is Without A Doubt The Worst Dad In The World
wrote 3 weeks ago: Congratulations to 29-year old Aaron Stefanski of Fort Wayne, Indiana! You sir suck at life and are … more →
See a penny, pick it up
wrote 1 month ago: The other day the Huffington Post tweeted something along the lines of “Woman arrested for tak … more →
Upstate and Upside the Skull with a Sex Toy!
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wrote 1 month ago: TWELVE Inches??!! When I wrote this story about some drunk, horny Battery Operated Boyfriend-wi … more →
Woman flags down sheriffs about stolen car gets arrested for credit card fraud www.privateofficer.com
wrote 1 month ago: TUSCALOOSA, Alabama April 20 2012 – A woman who flagged down deputies Wednesday morning near t … more →
learning from the dumbassery of others
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wrote 1 month ago: Today’s lesson is about theft. First off, you shouldn’t steal. That’s all you real … more →
Idiot
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wrote 1 month ago: Idiot steals gas from cop car, posts picture on Facebook, and goes directly to jail. From Gizmodo: T … more →
How to Hack Like Homer Simpson...
wrote 1 month ago: A few weeks ago, I gave a talk to a room full of police chiefs. I was talking about the goods, bads … more →
