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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon?

By Smaktakula Much Like A Tramp-Stamp Which Reads “WHORE,” This Is A Great Example Of Truth In Advertising. In which we comment on the day’s headlines without first bothering to read… more →

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Headlines: Why Not Miss Saigon? — 33 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 week ago: By Smaktakula Much Like A Tramp-Stamp Which Reads “WHORE,” This Is A Great Example Of Tr … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Crime, Culture, Headlines, History, Religion, Sport, ADHD, Angelina Jolie

Profiles In Dignity III: Wherefore Art Thou, Dignity? — 20 comments

Smaktakula wrote 4 weeks ago: By Smaktakula Four Walls And A Roof Make It A House. Love Makes It A Home. JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE AND P … more →

Tags: Headlines, Marijuana, Cannabis, childish sexual innuendo, Pot, weed, sweet sweet cheeba, dope, Hemp

Tales Of The Dewey Presidency — 30 comments

Smaktakula wrote 1 month ago: By Tardsie Norman Rockwell Never Could Have Known We’d Still Be Fighting This War Generations … more →

Tags: Entertainment, True-Ass Tales, Harry S Truman, liars, With Friends Like These, History, Outright Lies, Dwight Eisenhower, Thomas Dewey

Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II) — 22 comments

Smaktakula wrote 3 months ago: By Tardsie I Have Always Believed Learning To Be A Life-Long Process. Part The Last: In which we fin … more →

Tags: Culture, Crime, True-Ass Tales, drugs, Marijuana, Pot, reefer, sweet sweet cheeba, dope

Untruth & Consequences: I'm Tardsie, And I'm An Alcoholic Apparently — 34 comments

Smaktakula wrote 3 months ago: By Tardsie The Potential To Be An Asshole Is Always There, But Whiskey Helps You Put It To Best Use. … more →

Tags: History, True-Ass Tales, drugs, Marijuana, reefer, weed, drug addiction, sweet sweet cheeba, dope

Untruth & Consequences: So Much Love To Share — 24 comments

Smaktakula wrote 3 months ago: By Tardsie Who’d Like To Go First? Part 2 of 4: In which bureaucrats make decisions, hoodlum s … more →

Tags: History, Culture, True-Ass Tales, drugs, jackassery, TACOMA, Washington, places that suck, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales

Sorry, Bro--Have Some Band-Aids — 23 comments

Smaktakula wrote 4 months ago: By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff It’s Just That We Didn’t Know You Could Read Mus … more →

Tags: Music, fun with stereotypes, Retractions, abject apologies, offensive humor, Making Friends, Sorry!, Band, Orchestra

Tardsie's True-Ass Tales: Urine The Clear — 32 comments

Smaktakula wrote 4 months ago: By Tardsie They’re Pretty Much Infallible, You Know. When you hear that somebody has passed a … more →

Tags: Science, Culture, Crime, True-Ass Tales, drugs, Washington State, Pot, reefer, weed

On Proper Behavior While At The Theater — 22 comments

Smaktakula wrote 4 months ago: By Tardsie Ever been banned for life from a movie theater? Join the club. … more →

Tags: Cinema, Entertainment, True-Ass Tales, Assholes, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, loutish behavior, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Headlines 12.10.12 — 24 comments

Smaktakula wrote 5 months ago: By Smaktakula Once A Staple In Grocery Store Check-Out Aisles Across The Nation, The Weekly World Ne … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Science, History, Culture, Entertainment, Headlines, Baseball, United Nations, Pornography

Please Don't Vote Stupid! — 29 comments

Smaktakula wrote 6 months ago: By Smaktakula In The Land Of The Free, It’s Just Something You Have To Do. With the 2012 Presi … more →

Tags: Culture, News, Politics, Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, death by not voting, democracy, democratic Republic, Diddy

The Sweet Taste Of Donkey Ass — 18 comments

Smaktakula wrote 6 months ago: By Smaktakula It’s What’s For Breakfast In Armenia. Those of you, who like us from time … more →

Tags: Culture, Philosophy, Armenia, ass ass, donkey ass, HELPFUL HINTS, metaphorical speech, places that suck

Headlines 10.26.12 — 22 comments

Smaktakula wrote 6 months ago: By Smaktakula Sure, It Sounds Noble. But What Message Are We Sending About Using Violence To Solve P … more →

Tags: News, Culture, Crime, Politics, Sport, thalidomide, Abortion, Iran, Barack Obama

Tardsie's True-Ass Tales--Take Me Out To The Ballgame — 37 comments

Smaktakula wrote 7 months ago: By Tardsie Relax, baseball-haters, the following True-Ass Tales are concerned less with what happens … more →

Tags: Culture, Sport, True-Ass Tales, drugs, Baseball, Marijuana, Seattle Mariners, Los Angeles Dodgers, Pot

Headlines 10.02.12 — 35 comments

Smaktakula wrote 7 months ago: By Smaktakula See, Folks? Scientists Aren’t Any Smarter Than You Are, And Apparently Get Laid … more →

Tags: Celebrity, Cinema, News, History, Culture, Politics, Religion, drugs, Islam

Stupid, Slutty Blondes: Hate Humor We Can All Feel Good About — 27 comments

Smaktakula wrote 7 months ago: By Smaktakula Unfortunately, This Was Removed From The Shelves When It Was Discovered To Contain A J … more →

Tags: Culture, Politics, racism, Hypocrisy, Ellen DeGeneres, Double Standards, why am I so stupid, Blondes, blond is beautiful motherfuckers!

Life-Changing Literature: Gross Jokes — 37 comments

Smaktakula wrote 8 months ago: By Tardsie Some Humor Doesn’t Mean To Be Inappropriate, It Just Is. After the King James Bible … more →

Tags: Culture, Entertainment, miss you Mom, The Bible, Jesus, fun with stereotypes, 9/11, Twins, Pearl Harbor

Is Beauty Pageant Culture Warping The Shit Out Of Our Little Girls? — 20 comments

Smaktakula wrote 8 months ago: By Smaktakula Hell yes it is. This Low-Tech Screen Capture From The Execrable Toddlers & Tiaras … more →

Tags: Culture, Entertainment, Beauty Pageant, Bad Parents, why am I so stupid, Toddlers & Tiaras, growing up too fast, skanklets

Tardsie's True-Ass Tales: Talking With Mouth-Breathers — 46 comments

Smaktakula wrote 8 months ago: By Tardsie They’re Not Always This Easy To Spot. *** The Hotel Quickie AmericInn, Aberdeen, SD … more →

Tags: Culture, Morons, Drunken Irishmen, why am I so stupid, places that suck, South Dakota, Tardsie's True-Ass Tales, Aberdeen


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