What do you think of Shakespeare? Because Jesus slept with your mother. Why is your mom such a whore for religious figures? So’s your face. What’s in the sauce? Uh, I did my thesis on some… more →
Coffee Nightbutchrobotpope wrote 2 weeks ago: What do you think of Shakespeare? Because Jesus slept with your mother. Why is your mom such a whore … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 4 weeks ago: I’m not picky I’m not plucky I’m not funky I’m super funky I’m super I … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 month ago: This is crazy time Batshit can be loads of fun! I am the walrus Pat is the walrus His tusks are not … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 month ago: (image: lrargerich, Flickr) Listen to my thunder Cherish silence Kick, wham, pow! Kiss, slap & t … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 month ago: Dearest, darling Trevor, Have Madeline put edible paint on yourself. Here are some silly, ridiculou … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Why are you so hardcore? Becuase I was caught not flushing the urinal. Why do you smell like a … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Personally, I like the idea of ‘Electoral Frottage’. Ya know, the “non-penatrativ … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Oh hellZ yeah! The geek gloves are comin’ off! Give it up, for MC Hawking! You brought Steph … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Aaaaand we’re back. With a new layout, a new lust for life and new material. Please do let u … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Note to self: So it’s written, so it goes. She looked good on the broom – there was Esm … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Sorry for the interruption of posting. Back into the grind now and I’ve got quite a backlog o … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Oh, my aching gourd. Coffee night left my subconscious mind feeling bruised and sore. Ok, maybe I sh … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Ladies and gentlemen, I (not so) proudly present: The ABCs of ASS! (I couldn’t resist the temp … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: A: “… and I had a Cougar Burger –” Me: “Wait. You had a Cougar Burger … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Another ABC, but this time as a list. Ooh, we love lists… Allow myself to do something dirty. … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: I know there was a bit of a break there. Needed to save my energy for ZombiEaster (I’m stickin … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Anarchy begins with dreds, ends with graduation Bullshit! Come to seminar and listen to stoned babbl … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Our Father, who art in Colombia Juan Valdez be his name His burro come His sack is full, on the moun … more →
butchrobotpope wrote 1 year ago: Narcissus – the birth flower for March. Aptly named, for all you Pisces/Aries types? a birthd … more →