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Yankees Pitcher Suspended

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Yankees right-hander Michael Pineda was suspended for 10 games after Wednesday night’s game at Fenway Park against the Red Sox.

The MLB suspended Pineda for possessing a foreign substance on his neck. 156 more words

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Fashion police: Teenager suspended from school for carrying purse

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GALESBURG, Ill. (WQAD) – A mother of teenager at Galesburg High School says her daughter was suspended for bringing a clutch purse to school. 167 more words

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Tar-gate Take 2.

Ahhh pine tar. It’s the grandfather of steroids. Kids these days don’t even know what cheating is. Jamming a needle full of some unknown substance into your ass that you bought from a shady guy for $10k cash just can’t hold a candle to wiping some sticky stuff on the brim of your hat and using it to get some better action on your pitches. 989 more words

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Wicked Wake Up Call: When Prom-Posals Go Wrong!

Salt calls Sam to let her know that her son has been suspended because of his prom-posal!

Have a friend you want to disrupt with a Wicked Wake-Up Call? 82 more words

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Student Punished for Prom Proposal to Miss America

It’s prom season at high schools all over the country, and students are looking for the best way to ask that special someone to the dance. 428 more words

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No Enchantment At The Sea Dance!

This whole “asking celebrities to your prom” thing is really getting old. Might be time to get some fresh material youngin’s.

Knowing that I said that, this story goes the other direction and is just as dumb. 20 more words

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Hesitant fingers

Fingers hesitant,

my hand suspended, outstretched

hoping to hold yours

Poetry