As Paula watched Bimpe come forward,trembling, and her eyes darting here and there, she rememebered this was the same way she entered an herbalist house some weeks ago,when she wanted real revenge on her mother-in-law. 602 more words


Auntie Doris's That's Swearing #12: The F word, the C Bomb and the B

Gentle reader, I sincerely hope that you have enjoyed our little excursion into the world of foul language over the past two weeks. I also hope that you are now able to swear with confidence, knowing when to use rude words, what they mean, and when to avoid using them. 521 more words


"We gotta get out of this place..."

How to Build a Girl by Caitlin Moran

I’ll start up front by saying that this book is one of the sweariest, wankiest, shaggiest stories I’ve ever read, and it’s narrated by a teenager who is just fourteen at its outset. 742 more words

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Shit no longer a rude word

The word shit has been downgraded from swearing to merely slang according to new Government measures announced this morning.

Speaking to a packed press conference Prime Minister David Cameron said “I can confirm that shit is now a perfectly normal word. 198 more words


A Poem in Honor of My Dog's Memory (and various other things that piss me off)

So my dog died today and I wrote a poem in her memory. But first, a brief word of warning: the following contains copious amounts of foul language. 305 more words


Auntie Doris's That's Swearing #11- Shite Arses, Toe Rags, and Scrotes.

Make no mistake about these cuss words. They are Tory cuss words. They are words used by the comfortably off to belittle those poorer than them. 559 more words


Potty mouth

Construction workers are synonymous with swearing, or possible the other way around,…… maybe….., well at least as perceived. Most times we don’t even realize that it came out of our mouths. 600 more words