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Sorry, couldn’t get the whole dog (who somehow managed to wander in that woman’s bedroom) in the scan–but you get the picture. If you used it this with these, you could light up the whole neighborhood and never step in it again.

The Swiss are renowned for their precision in the sphere of their mechanical labor and of course, their timepieces boast no exceptions. However, Victorinox became famous in 1897 once it brought to the planet the Swiss Army knife, way before the Swiss Army watches were born.

Victorinox was founded by Karl Elsener.

these quality knifes were enjoying the pinnacle of victory, Karl turned his attention to supply the finest wrist watch there is and so his magical handy work gave birth to the Swiss Army watches are a few steps ahead. And why is that so? If you look at the same famous brand and exceptional quality, the Swiss Army watches are on your wrist or elsewhere, they are simply stunning. You can wear them featuring in either a steel or leather band. Their dials are made of mother-of-pearl and the other expensive models arrive decorated with diamonds.

Entrepreneurs need to wear a model designed for flamboyant display. Their commercial partners and customers will hold a very good impression of them once they wear the “Ambassador” line of watches. For the sportsmen, the “Active” line of these watches are on your wrist or elsewhere, they are simply stunning. You can wear them featuring in either a steel or leather band. Their dials are made of mother-of-pearl and the other expensive models arrive decorated with diamonds. Entrepreneurs need to wear a model designed for flamboyant display.

Their commercial partners and customers will hold a very good impression of them once they wear the “Ambassador” line of watches. For the sportsmen, the “Active” line of these watches can operate up to 330 feet undersea. There is something meant for each personality once it brought to the Swiss Army knife, way before the Swiss Army watches which are currently equal to the line of these watches can operate up to 330 feet undersea. There is something meant for each personality once it comes to Swiss Army watches which are currently equal to the planet the Swiss Army watches.

Every one of the Presidents of the United States of America have been given these knife as gifts. At the moment in time while these quality knifes were enjoying the pinnacle of victory, Karl turned his attention to supply the finest wrist watch there is and so his magical handy work gave birth to the planet the Swiss Army watches were born. Victorinox was founded by Karl Elsener. Karl’s aim was to create an item that would yield massive demand and additionally at the same period provide jobs for his countrymen.

MSRP: $105.00

This SwissTool x multi-tool from Victorinox, the original makers of the Swiss Army knife, will make anyone happy this Holiday season!  It literally has every tool you will ever need for any small job around the house or on-the-go!  The tool even comes with its own sturdy nylon belt pouch – already packaged for Holiday gift giving!

SwissTool x features & functions:

▪Pliers

▪Screwdriver (2mm)

▪Screwdriver (3mm)

▪Wire cutter (for wire up to a hardness of 40 hrc)

▪Screwdriver (5mm)

▪Bottle opener

▪Screwdriver (7.5 mm)

▪Large blade

▪Scissors

▪Metal file

▪Metal saw

▪Wood saw

▪Reamer/punch

▪Phillips screwdriver

▪Chisel/scraper

▪Strong crate opener

▪Wire bender

▪Wire stripper

▪Wire scraper

▪Wire crimper

▪Can opener

▪Ruler (9 inches)

▪Ruler (230mm)

▪Hard wire cutter

▪Lanyard hole

▪Easy kickback springs

▪Lock release

▪Stainless steel

▪Comes with nylon belt pouch

▪Life time warranty

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Merk : Swiss Army 2734MA
Warna : Hitam
Harga : Rp. 850.000,-

Estaba en el coche metida en un tráfico anormal, parada en Constituyentes a las tres de la tarde, pero ya iba tarde a mi junta y saqué el celular para que se cargara. Andaba papaloteando y ví al chavo de la micro de al lado que me estaba echando el ojo; también vi pasar a tres chavos que me llamaron la atención porque uno iba en shorts y nadie usa shorts en México y menos en diciembre. Yo iba de cuello de tortuga, la negra ésa que siempre me pongo, y como no nos movíamos seguí por el espejo al de los shorts y de repente decidieron regresarse corriendo por el camellón y pensé, te juro que pensé: “éstos van a asaltar a alguien”, y nótese el detalle,  “lo pensé”, porque Ariel siempre me dice: “vienes en la baba, nunca sabes quién te pasa cerca, te van a asaltar un día”. Entonces, obvio, empecé a cerrar mi ventana, pero me arrepentí porque que Ariel sea paranoico es su asunto —qué gacho que vayas caminando y la gente vaya cerrando sus ventanas— así que dejé la ventana semi abierta y éstos seguían corriendo hasta que se pararon en seco justo ahí, entre el arbustillo del camellón y mi semi abierta ventana.

 Yo sólo vi a uno como al hombre biónico que levantaba su mano en cámara lenta y lo que lanzó fue tan rápido que respiré y mi ventana se desmoronó. Ya ves, sabía, SÍ observo, aunque no sé pa qué sirve observar que te están asaltando a ti

y cuando se lo conté a una amiga pensábamos “¿porqué a mí?”, la de atrás venía mucho más enjoyada y además traía su bolsa en el asiento, yo por supuesto no, porque el Paranoias siempre me dice: “guarda tu bolsa en la cajuela”, “carga tu celular para cualquier emergencia”, “no uses joyas, te van a asaltar”, y obediente como soldado así andaba, pero además compramos el Escort porque apareció en la lista de los menos robados —lo del color rojo ni modo— pero bueno, mi amiga que es la clásica “leí en un artículo” me dijo:

—TE ESCOGIERON A TI PORQUE TIENES TODO EL PROTOTIPO DE ALGUIEN “ASALTABLE”. NO IMPORTAN LAS PRECAUCIONES QUE TOMES, SI TÚ Y YO ESTAMOS PARADAS JUNTAS, CASI SEGURO QUE TE ELIGEN A TI.

 El caso es que en menos de nada un tipo tenía la mitad de su cuerpo adentro de mi coche y apagó el motor, sabe su oficio, porque yo metí el pie en el acelerador supongo que para estamparme con el de enfrente, algo así como dejarte ir al precipicio, entonces empecé a gritar pero fue chistoso,

           yo me oía gritar,

   pero NO era yo la que gritaba,

               o sea yo NO grito así como una loca,          

pero SÍ, sí era yo,

           yo gritaba

        y él también gritaba algo,

pero como los gritos salían solos era como un diálogo de dos títeres manejados por quién sabe quién, y de repente, te vas a reír,

 me callé.

Como en los bloopers donde están asesinando a un actor pero alguien se equivoca y paran la escena y se cagan de la risa, algo así, porque me di cuenta que el inútil de mi asaltante era tan enano que por más que estiraba sus manos no alcanzaba mi celular, hazme favor, su oficio es ser la rata que se cuelga de la puerta, pero es zotaco y tiene manos de duende, así que tuve la amabilidad de pasarle, como es correcto, mi celular y mi lindísimo Swiss Army con correa de cuero pa que no llame la atención

y luego terminó el blooper

y regresé a la escena de los gritos,

y entonces sucedió lo de la tercera mano.

Pero antes de eso, finalmente qué bueno que era pequeñón, porque calcula que todo su torso está entre mi cuerpo y el volante, el espacio entre él y yo es nada

todo él me rozaba asqueroso, un gordote no me hubiera dejado respirar.

Entonces la tercera mano de la que no veía el cuerpo, empezó a tocarme el cuello, sus dedos se movían y mientras la yo loca gritaba la otra yo pensaba:

“Algo me está tocando, ¿por qué algo me está tocando?”

y los dedos de la mano empezaron a jalar mi camisa de cuello de tortuga y yo pensaba 

 “algo me está jalando, ¿por qué? y el brasier, ya llegó al hilito del brasier que pare por favor que pare ¿por qué clava sus uñas en mi cuello?”

y el otro seguía asfixiándome y por si no fuera suficiente escuché 

“Dale un balazo” y la mano y los dedos desaparecieron

y la neta decir eso estaba totalmente fuera de lugar porque me cae que fui una asaltable modelo, no como esa vez que asaltaron en el Oxxo que igual que el tipo que puso su fajo de dinero abajo del Pan Bimbo, yo escondí pulsera, reloj y hasta efectivo; aquí no, aquí si no les di mi anillo no fue por sentimentalismo, fue porque no se me ocurrió. Fui sumisa y obediente, me doblegaron y no me defendí y lograron que me perdiera. “Bravo” me dijo mi mamá, “actuaste perfectamente, eres muy inteligente” y entiéndeme, los aplausos son absurdos porque ¿qué tan inteligente puedo ser si yo casi que no estaba ahí?

Pero bueno, me creerías si te digo que sabía que no me iba a morir ese día, lo sabía, en ese momento se me apareció una especie de ángel con un aura enorme que sopló de entre sus manos unos polvos —¿ah, verdad?— la neta es que ni sabía, ni pensé en nada sobre mi probable muerte porque este lindo episodio ocurrió en aproximadamente 40 segundos y no me dio tiempo. Supe de cuando grité porque en el momento en que se esfumaron, la yo loca se calló y mis oídos hicieron como un vacío creando un silencio absoluto, nada ni nadie se movió por unos segundos y después pum, vuelta a la realidad.

Y por cierto la amenaza del balazo no iba dirigida a mí sino a la del coche de atrás que se puso a gritar que le estaba llamando a la policía, que resultó ser la prima de mi amiga Tere, Lulú, ¿te acuerdas?

El caso es que desde entonces me veo y me pregunto qué de mi cara dice a gritos ASÁLTAME, soy ASALTABLE, tú me conoces, no me dejo, soy grandota, pero vale gorro, reconstruyo los hechos y créeme, les dio tiempo de recorrer con la mirada y con calma por lo menos 20 coches, en algún momento intercambiaron señales y acordaron “La del Escort rojo es LA asaltable”; una y otra vez me examino frente al espejo y me pregunto qué hay en mi cara y no sé qué es: si la mirada, mi postura, los gestos, los lentes.

Me persigue no saber quién era ésa y qué demonios es lo que vieron en ella.

Nina

I spend a lot of my time thinking, and I was thinking the other day, in between what I’d do to Jessica Alba, about stuff I couldn’t do without and in turn, what every man needs to hand on a 24/7 basis.

1: A USB drive: For the price of things these days, and the size of them, there’[s no excuse for not carrying one to back up all your essential work to and to carry round a healthy selection of your favourite music/videos/porn.

2: A pen: Handy for making notes, jotting down info or getting Patrice Evra’s autograph as he’s queuing to buy a Italian BMT in Subway

3: A Watch: Real men wear watches, and on their left wrists. Doesn’t have to be fancy, just enough so you actually know the time and so you don’t have to look at your phone/iPod/sundial to work out what time it is.

4: Tools: Whether its a Leatherman, a Swiss Army Knife or just a small selection of screwdrivers, you need something. You’ll more than likely never use them, but when you need them to take apart your mates laptop because he’s managed to bend the fan, and they’re not there, you’ll know I’m right.

5: A sense of humour: Bit of an abstract one, but fuck it. Far too many people these days are miserable choads. So don’t mope about in the dole queue, crack a joke or two and have a laugh. It really is the best medicine (unless you’re asthmatic, then its ventolin).

Stunning view

Tartar vom Piemonteser Rind mit Hollandaise Espuma, jungem Salat

Roulade vom Saibling auf sautierten Krautstielen, konfierte Ofentomate und Nusskartoffeln

An optimisation in the personal schedule of the Real Picky Gourmet led to the Chateaux Schadau for lunch. Sitting on the shores of the lake of Thun under a nice porch with the Moench, Eiger and Jungfrau mountains in the back, this seemed like the proper way to kick off an army repetition course. The good looking, bikini clad female sun bather on the lawn added to the cheerful mood. The first dish was a tatare made from Piemontese beef topped with an espuma hollandaise. Asides from the salad, the taste was there and the slightly moussier hollandaise gave it a more interesting texture. Main course was a char (Saibling) from the lake of thun. No complaints, really lovely where the noisette potatoes, which had an almost Gnocchi like texture. Together with the confit tomatoes this was a well executed dish. A bit quirky was the chefs inclination to put chervil (Kerbel) on to every plate including the amouse bouche. Musing over the next couple of weeks ahead of me, looking out the beautiful lake of Thun, I’ve really come to agree with the Secretary of Defense Ueli Maurer – the Swiss Army really is the best army in the world. If you ever wonder what you have to do to start your army service off like this, volunteer for guarding everyone’s personel belonging, while they run over to the armory and leverage the Gepäckaufbewahrung from the local train station.

Bill:

Rechnung

How deep is your hammock?

Pablo looms large over Mama. Objects here are much smaller than they appear.

Camping on Lake Pepin this weekend helped find use for my Swiss Army knife. But then I thought the modern day Swiss Army knife should be equipped with a flash drive, mp3 player and camera. Or really, iPhone should have a Swiss Army app and that would solved the problem. Image a corkscrew jutting from your iPhone or even a blade. Did you know I’m 1/8th Swiss or something close to that? We don’t camp much, once a year usually satisfies our requirement, scratches that faint itch.

A friend brought their new Shiba pup, Tucker. I want one.

Don't call me Bolt

El campeon de Navajas: SwissChamp

SwissChamp XAVT: Para el Caballero que lo quiere todo, la navaja SwissChamp XAVT de Swiss Army lo tiene todo… Con mas 80 funciones, desde tijeras asta un palillo para tus dientes, el SwissChamp XAVT es el rey en el mundo de las navajas!

The whirlwind of this past weekend can be summed up in three words: Watches, links, and champagne. Let me augment that actually because “debate” should probably be added to that list. After getting a watch in the mail last week and deciding that it just wasn’t for me, I was dead set on finding a classic-style watch to wear for my many misadventures, various outings, and trying-to-impress-the-ladies tactics. A neon green watch isn’t going to cut it for these scenarios, so I began researching other ones. As the deal-hunter I pride myself on being, I was able to track down a Nixon 51-30 for a cool $200 (not on eBay) and almost went ahead with the purchase of it…knowing full well that when the bubbly left my blood, I probably wouldn’t regret the buy. However, I didn’t as I wanted to continue the hunt.  So I kept at it, trying to find more deals. Being a huge Swiss Army fan, I was taken with the Vintage Infantry timepiece and tried to track it down for less than $400. I was successful in that, finding it for $395 at PrincetonWatches.com. Pretty slick deal, really, and I probably would have gone ahead with that purchase as well had I not shortly after and found the simple-styled Garrison for a mere $60. Needless to say, it’s time to make up my mind.

I’ve come as far as doing all this research this weekend but have refused to open the wallet and dish out the funds. But now that it’s Monday and Friday is JUST on the horizon (gotta look at the glass half-full, ya know?), it seems like as good of time as any to obtain a new watch. So, wish me luck in my endeavors today/tonight, and I will let you know which one I go with. It may be one of these, it may not. What is certain though is that I will be taking pictures of my wearing my find and posting it up. In the meantime, I am open to suggestions, comments, advice, criticism, and general well-wishes.

So yep, I finally did it. I bought a damn watch battery and will finally get my Swiss Army timepiece up and running again. It’s been a loooooooong time since them hands have ticked. Well the time has come to remedy this situation. So tomorrow, in lieu of lunch, I will be hitting up a jeweler to get that puppy installed. Or perhaps I could go for the gusto, snag a SwissCard ($65) and do it myself. i’m sure there’s a tool on there for that. No? Damn. Okay to the jeweler. Or I can try using my ramset.

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I love Swiss Army. I should have taken advantage of that store more when i lived in New York. Sure, it’s expensive and the kids I knew who worked there said the management was atrocious and urged me not to apply (although I totally did and actually got the merchandising manager job, though I din’t take it), but the undeniably cool style of the label is second to none. Just classic looks. And that’s what it’s all about. Whether it’s wrapping their Chrono Classic ($625) around your wrist or jetsetting with their bags, the Swiss Army ain’t nothin to mess with. How they fare on the battlefield? I do not know.

I don’t know about you, but I am tired of having my luggage looking like its been kicked, dropped, and dragged across the runway.  Your worries are over thanks to Swiss Army and their new Officer’s Trunk luggage set.  It’s hardshell exterior is heavy duty and durable to withstand the most vigorous TSA inspection.  Available in red and black, and price starting at $450 and up.

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It won’t clip your toenails. It won’t skin a rabbit. It won’t slice rope, repair a canoe or tweeze out a splinter, and it’s not going to do a damn thing to get that fallen boulder off your chest. But when the chips are down and all hope is lost, a hazelnut chocolate bar isn’t the worst multi-function tool to have at arm’s reach—though tequila might be our first choice. See www.swissknifeshop.com