you were laying back on my couch, that carefree way you do when you’re relaxed, at home, contentedly in the presence of so much girl. your arms were behind your head, ankles crossed, your bare f… more →
Femme FATalewrote 2 weeks ago: I swooned recently. Yep, passed out while sitting in a recliner with my feet up. Given that, in gene … more →
wrote 1 month ago: via. via. via. via. via. via. Having a work week makes the weekend so much more precious. This … more →
wrote 2 months ago: This week, has been the most eventful that I can remember in a long time. I’ve been coughing … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Not quite sure what it is about this Benjamin Francis Leftwich song, but it makes me feel 14. Rememb … more →
wrote 2 months ago: With much swooning underway- Justin Bieber turns 18 years old today. … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Grab a pen, boys, and take some notes. Things like this really do exist. I couldn’t help but c … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Alright, so for their third performance on The Sing-off, VP decided to shake off the Bieber and go w … more →
wrote 4 months ago: A note to Alexandra Petri, when she is done swooning over Sen. Rand Paul: Rand Paul hits that point, … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Quivers my self, as I recall you, Shudders I feel, when you fade away; Swooning into a reveri … more →
wrote 6 months ago: The world’s most famous farter was Joseph Pojul who, in 1892, had a famous act at the Moulin R … more →
wrote 6 months ago: Swoon (intransitive verb, from Middle English) – to feel strong, especially rapturous, emotion … more →
wrote 7 months ago: Ladies, please, contain your orgasms. … more →
wrote 7 months ago: Ladies, please, contain your orgasms. … more →
wrote 7 months ago: between monitoring the lavish swooning and rare moments of clarity, they all agreed that proper etiq … more →
wrote 7 months ago: I can assure you there is little if any swooning going on around here; to admit you love writing poe … more →
wrote 8 months ago: I just discovered that I have a close blood relative who experiences mirror-touch synaesthesia. It … more →
wrote 8 months ago: I should remind myself more often to constantly repost whatever I put on my facebook account into my … more →
wrote 10 months ago: Since the Swine Flu did not turn out to be the tragic epic everyone projected, before you get too co … more →
wrote 11 months ago: Oftentimes I wonder where does the time go? It seems like I wrote Part 1 of “Reactions to Doctors a … more →