Congratulations to Leslie for hitting the Level 50 milestone on her Mage (I was right behind her on a Hunter) and thanks to her for granting my Warlock enough levels to get him out of the 30~ Rut and straight to level 50!

For those keeping track that’s now: 72, 70, 63, 58, 50, 50, ~. That’s not bad for 3 1/2 years … Oh wait, yes it is

Enjoy:

Leslie will likely level on her own from now, but what an epic team this would be!

The Gorilla is called Monty and he's fucking epic.

I respec'd from Aff because lets face it, Unstable Affliction or Giant Pet Warrior?

Rerolled from Tauren to Orc for same reason as always. Although I preferred Frost to Blood.

Yes, he's s till wearing a Dress. I'm fucking working on it ok!

Anybody got any screen caps they want to share? I’m happy to upload them to Photobucket.

Regards,
JamesR.

-The Russian invasion of Georgia saddens me greatly. One of my teachers from middle school once told me of his trip to Georgia, and how the people there were always happy to celebrate any occasion, including introductions, with drink and fine food. My teacher suggested he spent a majority of his time there a little “too buzzed.” Georgia had troops in Iraq as well, and Georgia had opened itself up to the west; unfortunately, not in any way that will help them in the present conflict. (Fortunately, at time of publishing, the Russians have said they will cease hostilities.)

-The longer I live and the more movies I see, the less I tolerate crap like “Mr. Woodcock.”

-Picked up the new Stargate direct-to-DVD movie “Continuum” for my brother, and I decided to watch it to pass the time. Well, okay, I’ll admit to watching the occasional episode of Stargate and actually being somewhat interested in the movie. If you’re in to Stargate, you’ve already purchased and seen this movie a half dozen times. It is the last Stargate appearance for the late Don S. Davis and is probably the last time we’ll see Richard Dean Anderson as General Jack O’Neill. It is also pretty good science fiction, much better than the first Stargate movie (starring Kurt Russell). If you’re not a sci-fi person, it’s still funny and smart but can’t be considered a great film.

-Some Burger Tour news, the Napa Valley Grill has officially bumped the Twin City Grill off the tour. Both restaurants were located in the Mall of America. The Citizen Grill knocked off the 5-8 Club while the Town Talk Diner has pushed Adrian’s off the list. Harry’s and The Black Forest Inn are being weighed against some of the other spots on the tour so there might be other changes coming. I’ll begin editing the 2nd edition sometime after the RNC.

-I have yet to receive any confirmation I’ve passed the background check, so there’s no guarantee I’ll be at the RNC just yet. In any case, I’ve already made arrangements for the convention and gotten the time off work, so I’m stuck going one way or the other. So, if I won’t be in the convention, hopefully I’ll be outside getting tear gassed in the midst of the protests.

-Last week I came to the shocking realization I would vote for Paris Hilton before I voted for Barack Obama. It got me thinking, there exists a real possibility my candidate, who is nearing the end of his generation’s mean life expectancy, could die (of natural causes Secret Service) anytime before the election. Who would I cast my ballot for in case of tragedy? I don’t even know what the election laws are regarding the death of a presidential candidate. I would consider writing in Fred Thompson or Mike Huckabee, maybe the Veep candidate (unless it’s a Democrat). I might even vote Bob Barr. In the end though, I would probably just write in Ted Nugent.

-I thought the DailyLit.Com idea of reading books in five minute chunks through the email was great…Until my internet went out (now in its 5th week) and reading emailed Nietzsche became a low priority with my limited online time. Now I’m three weeks behind in the emails and not too terribly interested in spending hours reading anything off my computer screen.

Democrats Refuse Recovery

During a large storm in 1967, the USS Parker Sound disappeared with all hands somewhere off the coast of British Columbia. After an extensive search, nothing was found of the massive oil tanker and its huge cargo of crude oil.

That is, until the Parker Sound was spotted floating by San Francisco Bay earlier this month.

“It’s an unusual event, I’m not even sure how it’s possible” said University of California oceanographer Phil St. James. “I mean, the only way for it to suddenly appear is if it had been just floating right in front of our eyes for forty years.”

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, Ted Nugent, said the explanation was much simpler.

“They just (expletive deleted) ignored it”

Nugent is leading the effort in California to get the state to recover the vessel and process the crude oil.

“Come on, it’s right (expletive deleted) there man, all we need to do is send some guys over and get it.”

But it’s not that simple, the Sierra Club filed papers in federal court to prevent any salvage efforts from happening.

“Like it or not, that tanker no longer belongs to man, it’s part of nature now, has been for decades,” explained Sierra Club Assistant Media Executive Martha Cox. “We can’t interfere with nature; we must let her run her course.”

Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House and a representative from San Francisco suggested it wasn’t even worth the effort to recover the vessel.

“We’re not talking about a lot of oil, it’s not like it’s going to have an impact on the price of gasoline right now. It’s too little, it won’t get us off our foreign oil dependency, and we can’t even be sure how much oil is in the tanker. It’s just not worth the effort”

Ted Nugent thinks otherwise.

“It’s free energy, all we need to do is recover it, I mean, look, it’s right there” Nugent pointed towards the tanker visible from the San Francisco shore.

“More oil isn’t the answer,” retorted speaker Pelosi. “We need renewable energy. Fetching that oil tanker is just going to be a waste of time and money.”

Republicans in Congress demanded a vote on the tanker recovery issue, but Speaker Pelosi turned off the lights and called the Capitol Hill Police to force the Republicans out of the Capitol Building.

When asked about the issue in a poll, a majority of the respondents in the CNN/Esquire/WSJ/Playboy/WB/TNT/EPA Scientific poll suggested public office holders were stupid.

“We’re not stupid, voters are stupid, we know what’s best damnit, they should just shut up and listen to us, we didn’t go to war in Iraq, Bush did.” was Speaker Pelosi’s reaction.

Barack Obama was traveling abroad and unable to comment. His campaign manager suggested “not asking tough questions of him (Barack) but to take his claims on faith alone.”

Paris Hilton was unavailable for comment as well.

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