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<title><![CDATA[Tag Time !!!]]></title>
<link>http://rashworld.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/tag-time/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Rashmi</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Mahmud tagged me for this one 1. What is your current obsession? – spending time with my angel 2. Wh]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><blockquote><p><a href="http://expressionsunbound.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/thanks-god-not-in-a-word/">Mahmud</a> tagged me for this one</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">1. </span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">What is your current obsession</span>?</strong><br />
<span style="color:#0000ff;">– spending time with my angel</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">2. <strong>What are you wearing today?</strong></span><br />
<span style="color:#0000ff;">– Why this question is present in every tag..i never understnd&#8230;does it really matter what i m wearing today <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  &#8230;Anyways its casual white shirt and blue jeans <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">3. <strong>What’s for dinner?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Hubby is out for office trip so i will also take day off from cooking and will order pizza <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">4. <strong>What’s the last thing you bought?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Black tshirt for  myself</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">5. <strong>What are you listening to right now?</strong><br />
</span>–<span style="color:#0000ff;"> angel doing goo gaa goo gaaa gooo gaa <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">6. <strong>What do you think about the person who tagged you?</strong><br />
</span>– <span style="color:#0000ff;">Passionate blogger and a cheerful person :-)</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">7. <strong>If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?</strong><br />
</span>–<span style="color:#0000ff;"> I luv my present city  so if i could get bigger house like this here only.. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"> </span></p>
<p><a href="http://rashworld.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/bungalow.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-363" title="bungalow" src="http://rashworld.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/bungalow.jpg" alt="" width="127" height="96" /></a></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">-</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">8. <strong>What are your must-have pieces for summer?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– cotton suits ,  cotton kurta from fab india&#8230;i luv their collection <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">9. <strong>If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Switzerland <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">10. <strong>Which language do you want to learn?</strong><br />
</span>– <span style="color:#0000ff;">Kids language if possible&#8230;so that i can know and understand why my darling is crying !!</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">11. <strong>What’s your favorite quote?</strong><br />
</span>–<span style="color:#0000ff;"> Life is too short,live it to the fullest <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">12. <strong>Who do you want to meet right now?</strong><br />
</span>–<span style="color:#0000ff;"> shahrukh khan <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">13. <strong>What is your favorite color?</strong><br />
</span>– <span style="color:#0000ff;">Rainbow.. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">14. <strong>What is your favorite piece of clothing in your own closet?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– All my sarees which are hanging in my wardrobe from long as i didnt get chance these days to wear them..</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">15. <strong>What is your dream job?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Working as boss <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">16. <strong>What’s your favorite magazine?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Reader digest&#8230;i dont read any other magazine <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">17. <strong>If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– I will just buy lots of books ..in reading mood these days <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">18. <strong>What do you consider a fashion faux pas?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– No Comments !!</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">19. <strong>Who according to you is the most over-rated style icon?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">–  Kareena Kapoor</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">20. <strong>What kind of haircut do you prefer?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– steps</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">21. <strong>What are you going to do after this?</strong><br />
</span>– <span style="color:#0000ff;">Do some office work</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">22. <strong>What are your favorite movies?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– ALL SRK movies&#8230;I m big fan of him <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />   and RDB, Rajesh Khanna&#8217;s Anand </span>,</p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">23.<strong> What are three cosmetic/makeup/perfume products that you can’t live without?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– i just need my comb nothing else <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  ..after becoming mom&#8230;hardly get anytime for any makeup <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">24. <strong>What inspires you?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– My mother&#8230;.she is my role model..If i just follow half of her teachings..my life would be worthwhile..</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">25. <strong>Give us three styling tips that always work for you:</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Just wear dress in which you feel comfortable and confident..Never try to copy anybody&#8230; ,  greet everybody with broad smile , help others when possible</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">26. <strong>What do you do when you “have nothing to wear” (even though your closet’s packed)?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Will rush to market and buy something <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p>27. <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Coffee or tea?</strong><br />
</span>–<span style="color:#0000ff;"> Milk <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">28. <strong>What do you do when you are feeling low or terribly depressed?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Shed some tear and talk a lot with hubby..</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">29. <strong>What is the meaning of your name?</strong><br />
</span>– <span style="color:#0000ff;">First ray of sunlight !!</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">30. <strong>Which other blogs do you love visiting?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– this place is too small to write all the names&#8230;.any blog on which i leave my comment is my fav.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">31. <strong>Favorite Dessert/Sweet?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Chocolate , icecream , hot choco fudge , cake</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">32. <strong>Favorite Season?</strong></span><br />
<span style="color:#0000ff;">– Autumn</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">33. <strong>If I come to your house now, what would u cook for me?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– idli sambhar , cholle bathura </span><span style="color:#0000ff;">,pasta or whatever you like <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">34. <strong>What is the right way to avoid people who purposefully hurt you?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Nobody hurts me  purposefully <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">35. <strong>How do you calm yourself down when you are agitated or angry?</strong><br />
</span><span style="color:#0000ff;">– Try to talk to anybody who is available that time..without discussing abt issue  my anger wont come down..</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">36. <strong>Who is the modern ideal girl?</strong><br />
</span>–<span style="color:#0000ff;"> Who else..me ofcourse <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;">Anybody who has time to kill&#8230;tk this tag <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p></blockquote>
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<title><![CDATA[To Do (Note) Tags in OneNote]]></title>
<link>http://marcuslovesonenote.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/to-do-note-tags-in-onenote/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>marcuslovesonenote</dc:creator>
<guid>http://marcuslovesonenote.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/to-do-note-tags-in-onenote/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ok, so, here&#8217;s a OneNote feature I did not know about and, I tell you, I am in love with it! T]]></description>
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<p>Ok, so, here&#8217;s a OneNote feature I did not know about and, I tell you, I am in love with it! Today, I found out that you  can add a checkbox to a note (typically an action item)  and then come back and mark it with a check mark when it&#8217;s been done. Read on to find out how much more you can do with Note Tags thanks to the OneNote Tips <a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/onenotetips/archive/2008/05/07/note-tags.aspx" target="_blank">blog</a>. My boss has no idea what&#8217;s about to hit him&#8230;. I am going to be &#8220;to-doing&#8217; everything in OneNote and assigning it all to him. Because we share Notebooks, everyone will be able to see just how little he actually does around here. Good times!</p>
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<p><strong>Note Tags:</strong></p>
<p>Note Tags are interactive checkboxes <a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image002_2.png"><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image002_thumb.png" border="0" alt="Unchecked Tag" width="17" height="17" /></a> that can be applied to your notes in OneNote. They can be applied to text, ink, pictures, drawings and much, much more. What&#8217;s more, you can search your notebook for any and all checkboxes and filter your search based on the checked status, type of tag, date applied, etc.</p>
<p>You can apply a note tag by pressing &#60;<strong>Ctrl + 1</strong>&#62;. This places a checkbox on your page. Then you just begin typing or writing your note. If you want to add another checkbox, move to a new location on the page and press &#60;<strong>Ctrl + 1</strong>&#62; again, then take your next note. Once you&#8217;ve accomplished your task, you just click on the checkbox <a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image003_2.png"><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image003_thumb.png" border="0" alt="Checked Tag" width="17" height="17" /></a> and it marks it as complete.</p>
<p><strong>Tips:</strong></p>
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<li>Use the &#60;<strong>Ctrl</strong>&#62; key in conjunction with the numbers <strong>1…9</strong> to access additional predefined tags.</li>
<li>There are also many other available tags in OneNote:<a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image001_2.png"><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image001_thumb.png" border="0" alt="Alternate Tags" width="317" height="46" /></a></li>
<li>If you don&#8217;t find a tag that suites your needs, create your own
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<li>Click <strong>View</strong> -&#62; <strong>Customize My Tags</strong> -&#62; <strong>New Tag</strong>, then give it a name and choose from any of the available formatting options.</li>
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<td width="225" valign="top">Now, let&#8217;s say you have multiple projects going on at the same time. So you may have multiple notebooks or sections you use to take notes and track your work. You might be using note tags across many of those notebooks and sections. So, now you want to roll up all the unchecked tags into one easy to see view so you can determine what you have left to accomplish.</p>
<p>To view a list of all your tags click <strong>View</strong> -&#62; <strong>All Tagged Notes</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Tips:</strong></p>
<p>1. To display only the unchecked items, place a checkmark in the &#8216;<strong>Show only unchecked items</strong>&#8216; checkbox&#8217;.</td>
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<td width="172" valign="top"><a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image001%5B5%5D.png"><img src="http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/onenotetips/WindowsLiveWriter/NoteTags_148F3/clip_image001%5B5%5D_thumb.png" border="0" alt="Tags Summary" width="173" height="401" /></a></td>
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<td width="225" valign="top">2. To broaden or limit your search scope click the <strong>Search</strong> dropdown menu then select the desired scope.</td>
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<td width="225" valign="top">3. To sort the list, click the <strong>Group tags by</strong> dropdown menu.</p>
<p>4. If you need more context to understand what that note was about, just click on the note in the summary pane and you will be navigated to the page where you originally took the note.</td>
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<blockquote><p>5. You can also create a new summary page of all the tagged notes found in the summary. Click the <strong>Create Summary Page</strong> button. With the new page you can print out a copy of your to do list and take it on the run with you.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Note</strong>: It&#8217;s important to understand that when you create a summary page, all the tags that are currently in the Tags Summary pane are duplicated onto the new page.  This means you will have exact copies of these tags and once you refresh the results of the pane, you could potentially be seeing double, (depending on the search scope you have selected).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>So, what&#8217;s actually happening here?  Well, tags have several properties associated with them, one of which is &#8216;archived&#8217;.  When a summary page is generated, all the original tags become archived, while the new duplicates are active.  Now, generally, this doesn&#8217;t really mean anything, other than the behavior described above.  However, OneNote has some tag settings that allow you to utilize this little known feature.</p>
<p>You can cause the original, (or archived), tags to appear dimmed once the summary page is created, giving the appearance of a disabled tag, (even though the tag is still enabled).  To do this, click <strong>Tools</strong> -&#62; <strong>Options</strong> -&#62; <strong>Tags</strong> -&#62; mark <strong>Show original tagged notes as dimmed</strong>.  By the very nature of the note tags being dimmed, they will be excluded from the search results in the summary pane.  But suppose you don&#8217;t want them to be excluded.  Easy.  Just place a checkmark in the <strong>Show dimmed tagged notes in the Tags Summary pane</strong> of the <strong>Tools</strong> -&#62; <strong>Options</strong> -&#62; <strong>Tags</strong> settings.</p></blockquote>
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<title><![CDATA[Tag You're It]]></title>
<link>http://srrhs.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/tag-youre-it/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>socusd</dc:creator>
<guid>http://srrhs.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/tag-youre-it/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Do tags work?]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Let Flash Fiction Into Your Life]]></title>
<link>http://pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com/2009/11/23/let-flash-fiction-into-your-life/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>pittsburghflashfictiongazette</dc:creator>
<guid>http://pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com/2009/11/23/let-flash-fiction-into-your-life/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Discover the intensity, discover the beauty, discover the art of flash fiction.  Flash fiction is ol]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[Discover the intensity, discover the beauty, discover the art of flash fiction.  Flash fiction is ol]]></content:encoded>
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<title><![CDATA[Fotografie hard dentro le stalle dei cavalli]]></title>
<link>http://laragazzaconlavaligia.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/fotografie-hard-dentro-le-stalle-dei-cavalli/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>laragazzaconlavaligia</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Questo che vado a scrivere è un post di grande serietà e di grande impegno (cfr. &#8220;I fichi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Questo che vado a scrivere è un post di grande serietà e di grande impegno (cfr. &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lulsSPfzAxU"><span style="color:#ff3366;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">I fichi</span></span></a>&#8221; by Guccini). Ho finalmente deciso, dopo mesi di procrastinazione &#8211; il procrastinare è una delle mie caratteristiche (cfr. &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JwSrzrorcI"><span style="color:#ff3366;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Domani è un altro giorno</span></span></a>&#8221; by Rossella O&#8217;Hara) &#8211; di lanciarmi in un&#8217;impresa titanica: la classificazione delle chiavi di ricerca.</p>
<p>Dovete sapere, <em>birichini</em>, che quando arrivate al mio blog digitando delle paroline su gooooogle, io lo so. Io, dea onnipresente, onnipotente (ho scritto due volte onniponte prima di scriverlo correttamente) ed onnisaccente, conosco tutti i modi in cui voi arrivate qui. Quello che non so, è come sia possibile accedere al mio blog digitando &#8220;<em>fotografie hard dentro le stalle dei cavalli</em>&#8220;. Posso capire che ci si arrivi cercando &#8220;<em>link e stronzate</em>&#8220;, ma &#8220;<em>fotografie hard dentro le stalle dei cavalli</em>&#8221; proprio no.</p>
<p>Comunque, procediamo nella classificazione.</p>
<p>۞ Per la categoria <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">FAQ E ISTRUZIONI PER L&#8217;USO</span> <span style="color:#ff3366;">(ovvero, poniamo le domande a Google come se fosse un oracolo; risponde la Pizia)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- aiuto mi è caduto il preservativo nello scarico <em>[ormai non c'è nulla da fare. Ti toccherà chiamare un idraulico, che lo estrarrà e poi non la smetterà più di ridere. Probabilmente diventerai una leggenda tra gli idraulici]</em><br />
- aiuto caldaia <a href="http://laragazzaconlavaligia.wordpress.com/2008/12/24/ma-si-puo-essere-piu-dementi-di-cosi/"><em>[hai chiesto alla persona giusta!]</em></a><br />
- lui mi lascia sempre&#8230; perchè?<em> [perché ti ci rimetti]</em><br />
- chi è la ragazza che piace a tiziano ferro? <em>[e lo chiedi a me?]</em><br />
- chi ha incastrato Bridget Jones? <em>[io sapevo chi aveva incastrato Roger Rabbit, nel caso possa essere di qualche aiuto..]</em><br />
- Desmond Harrington è morto? <em>[oddio, questa mi ha mandato in paranoia.. ci sono già tre uomini defunti nella mia men top ten, evitiamo magari di tirargli la sfiga addosso pure a un quarto.. ][segue potente contrograttata di maroni - che non ho]</em><br />
- scusate come fare andare il flash di una macchina fotografica? <em>[generalmente, c'è un pulsante con un fulmine sopra, un flash, per l'appunto, che lo aziona.. in secondo luogo, perché questa persona dà del voi a google?]</em><br />
- quanto costano le manette pelose? <em>[ero indecisa se metterla qui o nella categoria hard, comunque io le pagai circa 12€, se non ricordo male. Chiedete a Pallasinistra]</em><br />
- come faccio a vedere moulin rouge gratis?<em> [te lo direi anche, ma non vorrei trovarmi quelli della finanza a casa]</em></p>
<p>۞ Per la categoria <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">ZANICHELLI</span> <span style="color:#ff3366;">(ovvero, quando Google è cultura)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- portate unificate <em>[???]</em><br />
- persone acculturate <em>[vi rendete conto che siamo venuti fuori io e il mio blog con questa chiave di ricerca? questo ha del sorprendente]</em><br />
- il.rasto.del.carlino.aaa.anuci <em>[aaa.anuci è da pronunciarsi come aaa-bbronzatissima?]</em><br />
- &#8220;il bacio nero è&#8221; <em>[pare che io non sia stata l'unica a porsi questa domanda, Bibi.. magari leggendo il mio <a href="http://laragazzaconlavaligia.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/stronzate-completissime/">famoserrimo post</a> si chiariranno le idee]</em><br />
- sempiterna cosa significa <em>[dal latino SEMPER, per sempre + AETERNUS, eterno, che dura per sempre, senza finire] [oppure, dal dizionario di Sally Brown, "finchè non te lo chiedo un'altra volta"]</em><br />
- formare una frase con piagnucolare <em>["La Ragazza con la Valigia a volte piagnucola leggendo certe chiavi di ricerca"]</em><br />
- ragazze mentre che si levano il perizoma <em>[anche per questo ero indecisa, ma mi ha convinto a metterla in questa categoria l'uso della.. come la classifichiamo, grammaticalmente parlando? congiunzione? pronome relativo?]</em><br />
- le capesante so ostriche <em>[aho, spizzate questo! sto purciaro che prende capesante pe ostriche oh! je s'è svaporato er cervello]</em><br />
- &#8220;come acquistare dei sesti sterone&#8221;, trovato anche nella variante &#8220;testa rosa sterone&#8221; e &#8220;youtube film di carlis steron&#8221; <em>[il che mi fa dubitare di utilizzare correttamente la parola "testosterone", a questo punto..]</em></p>
<p>۞ Per la categoria <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">PSICANALISI</span> <span style="color:#ff3366;">(ovvero, deliri onirici, domande freudiane e dubbi amletici)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- sognare pettorali ragazzo <em>[chiedere a Pallasinistra, lei dovrebbe sapere qualcosa in più.. io al massimo sogno Pharrell]</em><br />
- non posso non so nuotare ho paura<em> [pure io non so nuotare. Non è niente di grave. L'importante è evitare inviti in piscine in cui non si tocca]</em><br />
- paperino che dorme e sogna di dormire <em>[beato lui! io al massimo dormo e sogno che non riesco ad addormentarmi!]</em><br />
- sarebbe delizioso.. Peter Pan <em>[oh si.. sarebbe delizioso, Peter Pan!]</em><br />
- che cazzo ne so? <em>[ah, se non lo sai te..]<br />
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۞ Per la categoria <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">AAA</span> <span style="color:#ff3366;">(ovvero, ufficio persone scomparse; la Ragazza con la Valigia è meglio di Coliandro)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- ragazza cerca ragazzo con porsche <em>[io cerco un ragazzo e un'Abarth, anche non necessariamente insieme]</em><br />
- indirizzo Dario Argento<em> [se trovi anche quello di Gaspard Ulliel, dallo pure a me!]</em><br />
- la ragazza con la valigia frastellina <em>[FRA!! TI CERCANO!!]</em><br />
- cerchiamo anche la &#8220;<em>ragazza di frustration</em>&#8221; e &#8220;<em>sara che ama dario</em>&#8220;, le avete viste?<br />
- immagini quartiere pilastro poluz <em>[è uno dei miei contatti su Flickr. Chi lo cerca?]</em><br />
- esterina <em>[ESTER!! TI CERCANO!!]</em></p>
<p>۞ Per la categoria<strong> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">GOOOGLE VIDEO E IMMAGGINI</span> <span style="color:#ff3366;">(ovvero, cosa vuole vedere la gente, e cosa non vede perché arriva qui)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- la casetta degli aristogatti immagine <em>[ma la casetta degli Aristogatti non era un palazzo haussmanien del 1800 in piena Parigi? Alla faccia della casetta..]</em><br />
- video di donne con la lingua che mangiano <em>[chiedo alle donne che passano da qui: c'è qualcuna di voi capace di mangiare senza lingua?]</em><br />
- aiace telamonio foto<em> [nella Grecia arcaica esisteva già Flickr??]</em><br />
-  chiappe deliziose pic<em> [chiarire l'accezione di "deliziose", prego]</em></p>
<p>۞ Per la categoria <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SPLATTER</span><span style="color:#ff3366;"> (ovvero, cercate l&#8217;indirizzo di Dario Argento e proponetegli queste sceneggiature)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- &#8220;calci nelle palle da ragazze video&#8221; trovato anche nella variante &#8220;essere preso a calci da una bella ragazza&#8221; <em>[contenti loro..]</em><br />
- video porno ragazze con mazze da baseball <em>[vedi sopra]</em><br />
- spiaccicato torace <em>[ma che schifo!]</em><br />
- bill kaulitz con la ragazza<em> [non so perché, ma mi sentivo di metterlo qui]</em></p>
<p>۞ Per la categoria SO-CHE-NON-ASPETTAVATE-ALTRO-CHE-QUESTA<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> XXX</span> <span style="color:#ff3366;">(ovvero: segreti scabrosi della Ragazza con la Valigia porno)</span></strong>:</p>
<p>- la ragazza con la valigia porno<em> [famosissimo film starring la Ragazza con la Valigia, che potete trovare in tutti i distributori a fianco ai benzinai]</em><br />
- segreti scabrosi <em>[non avete idea di quanta gente approda qui ogni mese cercando dei segreti scabrosi]</em><br />
- ragazze con il fiorellino aperto<em> [parliamone: COS'E' il "fiorellino aperto"??]</em><br />
- figa pelosa sulla bici<em> [su una sedia, nel caso la trovassimo, andrebbe bene uguale?]</em><br />
- fumare con la figa <em>[acrobatico!]</em><br />
- ragazzo con il pisello grossissimo<em> [oh, grossissimo eh?! mica noccioline!]</em><br />
- il cazzo di vin diesel <em>[parla con quello sopra]</em><br />
- il famoso &#8220;fotografie hard dentro le stalle dei cavalli&#8221; <em>[ha bisogno di commenti?]</em><br />
- super flautista daniela<em> [cercala in qualche <a href="http://laragazzaconlavaligia.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/stronzate-completissime/">post precedente</a>.. dovrebbe esserci]</em></p>
<p>Questo è quanto. The best of. Può essere che in un futuro aumentino.</p>
<p>PS. Molti mi chiedono anche consigli sulla &#8220;<em>discoteca moulin rouge budapest</em>&#8220;, &#8220;<em>discoteca forte jolì bologna</em>&#8221; e &#8220;<em>istanbul discordia club</em>&#8220;. Ma perché lo chiedono a me? Cosa ne so io??</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ilmu Hikmah]]></title>
<link>http://mdimaz.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/ilmu-hikmah/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mdimaz</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mdimaz.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/ilmu-hikmah/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sesungguhnya mereka-mereka yang memiliki hikmah yang utama adalah orang-orang suci, bukan karena mer]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p><strong>Sesungguhnya mereka-mereka yang memiliki hikmah yang utama adalah orang-orang suci, bukan karena mereka mengetahui yang ghaib tetapi karena Allah telah memuliakan mereka dengan hikmah yang banyak kepadanya<!--more--></p>
<p>&#8216;Allah menganugerahkan al hikmah (kepahaman yang dalam tentang Al Qur&#8217;an dan As Sunnah) kepada siapa yang Dia kehendaki. Dan barangsiapa yang dianugerahi al hikmah itu, ia benar-benar telah dianugerahi karunia yang banyak. Dan hanya orang-orang yang berakallah yang dapat mengambil pelajaran (dari firman Allah).&#8217;</p>
<p>Nabi Ibrahim sangat paham mengenai karunia hikmah yang hanya diturunkan pada mereka yang senang menyucikan diri, oleh karena itu beliau berdoa meminta agar Allah SWT menurunkan ketengah manusia orang-orang yang suci, yang sanggup menerima pesan Ilahiyah, hikmah-hikmah yang tersembunyi yang Allah SWT tidak berkenan untuk menurunkannya pada manusia manusia yang kotor, demikian doa beliau.</p>
<p>Ya Tuhan kami, utuslah untuk mereka seorang Rasul dari kalangan mereka, yang akan membacakan kepada mereka ayat-ayat Engkau, dan mengajarkan kepada mereka Al Kitab dan Al-hikmah serta mensucikan mereka. Sesungguhnya Engkaulah yang Maha Perkasa lagi Maha Bijaksana. Al Baqarah 129</p>
<p>lalu Allah mengabulkan doa Ibrahim, dengan diangkatnya para Rasul-Rasul setelah beliau. Muhammad SAW adalah orang suci, dari tangan beliau dialirkan pengetahuan hikmah tersebut pada Aulia, Amilin, Ulama, Shadiqqin (semoga Allah SWT memuliakan mereka), agar menolong umat manusia setelah kepergian beliau untuk mampu mensucikan diri mereka hingga juga mampu mendapatkan karunia ilmu hikmah tentang hal-hal yang belum diketahui.</p>
<p>Sebagaimana (Kami telah menyempurnakan ni&#8217;mat Kami kepadamu) Kami telah mengutus kepadamu Rasul di antara kamu yang membacakan ayat-ayat Kami kepada kamu dan mensucikan kamu dan mengajarkan kepadamu Al Kitab dan Al-hikmah, serta mengajarkan kepada kamu apa yang belum kamu ketahui. Al Baqarah 151</p>
<p>Janganlah lupa, bila kita dilantik menjadi presiden, jenderal, dokter, apalah itu semua yang namanya pangkat dunia mereka diambil sumpah, maka bila orang berpikir bahwa tatkala ilmu hikmah itu diberikan kepada mereka yang senang bersuci diri, lalu berpikir bahwa hal itu hanya sesuatu yang diberikan begitu saja, maka itu kebodohan yang nyata. Anda tidak percaya? </p>
<p>Dan (ingatlah), ketika Allah mengambil PERJANJIAN dari para nabi: &#8220;Sungguh, apa saja yang Aku berikan kepadamu berupa kitab dan hikmah, kemudian datang kepadamu seorang rasul yang membenarkan apa yang ada padamu, niscaya kamu akan sungguh-sungguh beriman kepadanya dan menolongnya&#8221; . Allah berfirman: &#8220;Apakah kamu mengakui dan menerima perjanjian-Ku terhadap yang demikian itu?&#8221; Mereka menjawab: &#8220;Kami mengakui&#8221;. Allah berfirman: &#8220;Kalau begitu saksikanlah (hai para nabi) dan Aku menjadi saksi (pula) bersama kamu&#8221;. Ali Imran 81</p>
<p>Para sahabatku sekalian, mereka orang suci bukan mengejar perkara yang ghaib, dan hentikan serangan pada orang-orang yang senang mensucikan diri mereka karena prasangka bahwa mereka semua mengejar ilmu ghaib. Itu mungkin pada dukun dan penyihir yang dibenci Allah SWT untuk mencari ketenaran dan keduniaan. Kejarlah mereka orang-orang yang senantiasa berusaha mensucikan diri mereka karena hikmah ada pada mereka. Datangilah, hormatilah, cintailah dan angkatlah mereka menjadi pemimpin kalian, semoga hikmah selalu tercurah kapada kalian dengan izin Allah SWT.</p>
<p>&#8216;&#8230;Dan ingatlah ni&#8217;mat Allah padamu, dan apa yang telah diturunkan Allah kepadamu yaitu Al Kitab dan Al hikmah. Allah memberi pengajaran kepadamu dengan apa yang diturunkan-Nya itu. Dan bertakwalah kepada Allah serta ketahuilah bahwasanya Allah Maha Mengetahui segala sesuatu. Al Baqarah 231</p>
<p>Bila kalian bertanya, dimana kami mencari orang suci tersebut? maka carilah hingga hati kalian mengatakannya, karena sesungguhnya kebanyakan dari kita masih dalam kesesatan yang nyata, Allah SWT akan membantu kalian menemukan mereka.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sungguh Allah telah memberi karunia kepada orang-orang yang beriman ketika Allah mengutus di antara mereka seorang rasul dari golongan mereka sendiri, yang membacakan kepada mereka ayat-ayat Allah, membersihkan (jiwa) mereka, dan mengajarkan kepada mereka Al Kitab dan Al hikmah. Dan sesungguhnya sebelum (kedatangan Nabi) itu, mereka adalah benar-benar dalam kesesatan yang nyata. Ali Imran 164</p>
<p>Carilah orang-orang suci yang mengatakan kepada kalian &#8220;Hendaklah kamu menjadi orang-orang rabbani&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Tidak wajar bagi seseorang manusia yang Allah berikan kepadanya Al Kitab, hikmah dan kenabian, lalu dia berkata kepada manusia: &#8220;Hendaklah kamu menjadi penyembah-penyembahku bukan penyembah Allah.&#8221; Akan tetapi (dia berkata): &#8220;Hendaklah kamu menjadi orang-orang rabbani , karena kamu selalu mengajarkan Al Kitab dan disebabkan kamu tetap mempelajarinya.&#8217; Ali Imran 79</p>
<p>Anda ingin membangun bangsa ini, keluarga, diri pribadi, senang-senanglah mensucikan diri. Saat hikmah itu mengalir, maka siapapun didalam bidang apapun akan melihat seluruh hal-ihwal menjadi jelas, inilah ma&#8217;rifah&#8230;. Percayalah, ada orang-orang suci di pemerintahan, ada orang-orang suci dalam jual beli, ada orang-orang suci dalam sekolah-sekolah, ada orang-orang suci di kepolisian dan ketentaraan, di rumah-rumah, keluarga-keluarga, dan ada yang suci dalam masing-masing diri. Sekali lagi datangilah, hormatilah, cintailah dan angkatlah mereka menjadi pemimpin kalian. Ciri-ciri mereka adalah bahwa selalu kita dengar mereka mengingatkan</p>
<p>&#8220;Hendaklah kamu menjadi orang-orang rabbani&#8217; BUKAN &#8220;Hendaklah kamu menjadi penyembah-penyembahku bukan penyembah Allah.&#8221;</p>
<p>Mari&#8217;fah mereka luas sehingga dipikir mereka mengetahui yang ghaib, hanya karena mereka dikarunia hikmah yang banyak. Semoga Allah memuliakan mereka, pemimpin kami yang sholeh, pemimpin kami yang tidak takut mati untuk kebenaran, pemimpin kami yang tegas melihat kezaliman dan benci kebodohan, mereka yang mencintai Allah, yang mencintai RAsullulah. Semoga DOA MEREKA MAKBUL, semoga Allah bersama mereka, semoga Allah merahmati mereka. Ikutilah mereka, taatlah dan tunjukan adab, karena mereka telah lebih dulu sampai pada karunia hikmah itu sebelum kita.</p>
<p>Hikmah yang utama adalah hikmah YAKIN, dengannya Api menjadi dingin (Ibrahim AS), dengannya beberapa pemuda tidur 300 tahun didalam gua (Ashabul Kahfi), Dengannya Musa mengalahkan Firaun, Dengannya Kursi Ratu Balqis berpindah dalam sekejap mata (Kisah Sulaiman), Dengannya Daud AS mengalahkan Jalut, Dengannya Rasullulah ber Mi&#8217;raj menemui Allah SWT, Dengannya Yunus AS selamat dalam perut Ikan.</p>
<p>Keyakinan adalah karunia hikmah yang banyak, yang dengannya manusia tenteram dan selamat.</p>
<p>&#8216;Ingatlah, sesungguhnya wali-wali Allah itu, tidak ada kekhawatiran terhadap mereka dan tidak (pula) mereka bersedih hati. &#8216; Yunus 62<br />
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<title><![CDATA[Quem procura, acha.]]></title>
<link>http://cesarovalle.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/quem-procura-acha/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cesarovalle</dc:creator>
<guid>http://cesarovalle.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/quem-procura-acha/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Se tem uma coisa que me diverte são as estatísticas de acesso do meu site e do meu blog&#8230; e pra]]></description>
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Se tem uma coisa que me diverte são as estatísticas de acesso do meu site e do meu blog&#8230; e pra ser mais exato, a parte que mais me deixa feliz não são os números de acessos ou coisas assim, mas sim saber como as pessoas chegaram até o local, principalmente aquelas que usaram suas sábias palavras no google.</p>
<p>Eu já comentei aqui sobre isso várias vezes, ou talvez nem foi bem aqui nesse blog mas sim em algum outro meu do passado, mas as pessoas tendem a achar que o Google é um oráculo, e que ele sabe de tudo né. Invés de colocarem palavras para pesquisar, colocam perguntas e tudo mais&#8230; como se ele fosse responder ao pé da letra, como se ele soubesse interpretar a pergunta e responder na lata.</p>
<p>Voltando ao velho costume de comentar algumas das mais interessantes, vou dedicar esse post as últimas frases ou coisas engraçadas que achei nas estatísticas desse blog &#8211; nos últimos 30 dias.</p>
<p>Então vamos lá:</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;quero respirar affs nao me sufoca&#8221;</strong></em>: Ok&#8230; sinta-se a vontade, respire o quanto quiser&#8230; aliás, se usar a vírgula você vai ter uma pausa pra respirar, se continuar escrevendo tudo direto e sem acentuação, vai ficar difícil mesmo, ok?</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;foto de pessoa cego&#8221;</strong></em>: Vamos pra aula de concordância&#8230; se você está falando de uma pessoa, então a pessoa tem que ser CEGA e não CEGO. </p>
<p>E por falar em cegueira&#8230;</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;cego é aquele que não quer ver&#8221;</strong></em>: Eu concordo&#8230; mas se bem que tem muita gente que quer enxergar e não pode também. Aliás, essa é uma das frases mais pesquisadas pra chegar aqui, tirando o meu próprio nome. Espero que todos enxerguem tudo o que eu escrevo e tudo o que eu fotografo.</p>
<p><em><strong>sou cego ou realmente não quero ver?</strong></em>: Ta aí uma pergunta que realmente só o Google pode te responder não é? E o que será que ele te respondeu? Te examinou direitinho? Passou algum colírio pra você pingar? Me diz, como foi?</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;o que eu estou fazendo agora respondendo&#8221;</strong></em>: Esse tem síndrome de twitter.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;nyananda&#8221;</strong></em>: Não faço ideia do que seja isso, e também não quis procurar no google pra saber&#8230; e não sei como caiu aqui, mas enfim&#8230; pelo menos foi só uma pesquisa registrada.</p>
<p><em><strong>o que é jai guru deva om</strong></em>: Esse tava ouvindo Beatles demais&#8230; ou não&#8230; mas enfim, essa é uma expressão devocional de gratidão ao &#8220;guru&#8221; (se não me engano seu nome era Maharishi) &#8230; palavra também do sânscrito e que pode ter seu significado essencial interpretado como &#8220;aquele que ajuda o discípulo a expandir sua consciência&#8221;. Posso estar também completamente errado, mas é isso que eu entendi até hoje haha.</p>
<p><em><strong>eu nao tenho nada na vida</strong></em>: Você que pensa que não tem&#8230; ta muito cabisbaixo ein? Trate de encarar as coisas de uma forma mais positiva, veja o lado bom das coisas&#8230; se ficar nessa &#8220;emice&#8221; toda aí, nada funciona mesmo.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;www.tatoo iradas de aves&#8221;</strong></em>: Essa foi a melhor, sério hahahaha&#8230; o cara começa com um WWW e depois desiste e joga o que ele quer&#8230; mas tem que ser IRADAS ein? não pode ser qualquer uma não!! Grande probabilidade de ser carioca só pelo termo &#8220;IRADAS&#8221;.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;eu tenho algum recado&#8221;</strong></em>: Se você tem eu não sei, só você pode saber&#8230; e se tiver, desembucha&#8230; porque guardar pra você não vai mudar muita coisa.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;cesar ovalle 03/11&#8243;</strong></em>: Isso parece meio data fúnebre seilá&#8230; eu nem quis ir atrás pra ver onde eu tava dia 03/11&#8230; mas né, que medo. Me deixem em paz! haha</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;cesar ovalle 13&#8243;</strong></em>: Mais um número suspeito depois do meu nome&#8230; sério, eu não consigo decifrar esses códigos&#8230; aliás esse 13 é mais macabro que o outro, não? </p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;sempre 1 passo a sua frente de você&#8221;</strong></em>: Porque todas as pessoas que não sabem fazer uma concordância certa acabam parando aqui no meu blog? Será que tem alguma explicação? Será que eu escrevo tudo errado também? Ou será que eu estou &#8220;sempre 1 passo a sua frente de você&#8221;?</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;fuçar no twitter alheio trancado&#8221;</strong></em>: Esse quer tudo, até fuçar na vida alheia, mesmo ela estando em modo privado. Tá querendo mesmo ein? Que tal pedir um <em>request</em> e ver se a pessoa te aceita? As vezes o trancado é só pra ter controle maior e não pra não deixar ninguém ler&#8230; tipo o meu, não? Mas enfim, só tentando pra saber&#8230; </p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;eu quero o mundo no espaço&#8221;</strong></em>: Você quer tudo pelo visto, e ta pedindo pro Google&#8230; então deixa eu te contar duas coisas: Primeiro &#8211; o Google não é Deus pra receber pedidos assim&#8230; Segundo &#8211; o mundo já ta no espaço, mas não espalha pra todo mundo, ok?</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;respeito é pra quem tem porque?&#8221;</strong></em>: Outro que não sabe concordar nada, nem tampouco usar o &#8220;porque, por que, porquê, por quê&#8221;&#8230; então nem vou responder o que você não entendeu PORQUE não merece.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;gostosas malhando nuas&#8221;</strong></em>: Sempre tem que ter umas paradas dessas né? E sempre alguém cai aqui procurando essas coisas porque eu sempre faço esses posts&#8230; vira um ciclo.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;o que eu faço quando nao tenho nada a fazer&#8221;</strong></em>: Boa pergunta&#8230; mas não é mais fácil você mesmo responder pra você do que perguntar pro Google? Ou você acha que ele te monitora 24h por dia pra poder responder uma pergunta dessas?</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;tenho tudo e ao mesmo tempo nao tenho nada&#8221;</strong></em>: Isso realmente é um mal do ser humano&#8230; mas é bom se debater sobre isso as vezes, vale a pena mesmo&#8230; talvez a gente dê muito valor pras coisas que no final das contas não valem absolutamente nada&#8230; e vice-versa. É um belo questionamento&#8230; e eu juro que não to sendo irônico. </p>
<p>E, pra finalizar&#8230; a frase que mais pesquisaram nos últimos 30 dias&#8230; das mais variadas formas (muitas vezes toda errada, mas enfim&#8230;). Vou postar a frase certa e explicar de onde veio, assim quem sabe eu consiga tirar a dúvida de muita gente:</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;Um passo a frente e você não está mais no mesmo lugar&#8221;:</strong></em> Essa frase faz parte de uma música do Chico Science &#38; Nação Zumbi, que se não me falha a memória o nome é &#8220;Um passeio no mundo livre&#8221;&#8230; e pra quem acha essa frase óbvia demais, não entendeu realmente o que ela significa.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ahoy there, Megs!]]></title>
<link>http://messiahofmadness.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/ahoy-megs/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>The Puppeteer</dc:creator>
<guid>http://messiahofmadness.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/ahoy-megs/</guid>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Yes, this letter is from your future self but before you get excited and examine it to the point of tearing it to shreds in search of clues to prove this scientifically— read it.</p>
<p>As for advice, if anyone should be doling it out, it should be from you to me. You&#8217;ve got your head screwed firm on your shoulders. Up until you hit 21 that is, because then it gradually unhinges. So much so you’d easily pass off as one of those bobblehead dolls.</p>
<p>Although perhaps if there&#8217;s anything at all that I should point out, it&#8217;s that you have an inclination to look at the bigger picture. This is not necessarily a good thing considering you tend to miss the details and they almost always are of great consequence. Work on that, it&#8217;ll make you a lot more perceptive and sensitive.</p>
<p>Hmm&#8230;16&#8230; Well, by now you’ve probably discovered your sister’s law notes, her copy of the constitution and that life-determining document on child soldiers in Sri Lanka. You’re all fired up about child soldiers and will spend days doing extensive research so that you can write about it as your contribution for the school magazine. You hope that at least in some small way you can make a difference with your article.</p>
<p>Hate to break it to you little dreamer, but your article couldn’t so much as tickle the monster. And anyway teenagers just aren’t interested in that sort of thing. They’d much rather read those nauseating stories of lost love that your classmates submit than child soldiers, your World War II write up or your next piece on your own conspiracy theory about Shakespeare and Christopher Marlow.</p>
<p>But don’t toss it all out the window, now! It’s with this article on child soldiers that the seed of journalism is planted in your head. And journalism is the closets you&#8217;ll ever get to that illusive adventure you&#8217;ve always wanted.</p>
<p>School aside, don’t get mad at dad for not allowing you to go for any of the heavy metal gigs. I can&#8217;t imagine you, a naive little 16 year old, at a gig. You go for plenty later. So many in fact, you probably turn into the bobblehead that I am because of all the headbanging!</p>
<p>Speaking of dad, he’s going to teach you to play snooker this year, just like how he taught you to swim when you were 10. You’re going to be able to play pretty decently. He will however, leave for Europe again and once he returns the whole thing will be forgotten and you’ll lose touch with the game. Don’t let this happen. He’s a billiards and snooker champion and played for clubs, for Heaven&#8217;s sake! He can teach you so much&#8230; You could carry on his legacy! Okay, that&#8217;s the dreamer in us stretching it.</p>
<p>Also, try harder in convincing him to quit smoking. He’s 64 now and suffered a mild stroke just two days back and his got a train of other medical conditions, the causa causans of which being his chain smoking.</p>
<p>Yeah, 2009 isn’t very good. Mum was diagnosed with a tumour and underwent major surgery a few months back. You start to realise that your amazing superparents aren’t invincible and they aren&#8217;t immortal.</p>
<p>Apart from that your life is pretty good. You’d be amazed that something good will emerge from ALL the horrible decisions you make. Everything just falls into place. We are yet to face the trial of our life.</p>
<p>But you already know that. Since you haven’t got any problems of your own you’ve already started to help your friends through theirs.</p>
<p>Except this is when things start to take a turn for the worse. Almost all your friends’ problems are to do with their topsy turvy love life. After a while you’ll begin to wonder why you’ve never fallen in love and subsequently question if there’s something wrong with you. Of course that moiety of your life is going to get unnerving with a stalker, guys drinking themselves unconscious because you didn&#8217;t feel the same way about them and acting rashly. Regarding which, let me tell you this, boys are over dramatic impetuous gits. They&#8217;ll be fine and they&#8217;ll get over it. Well, except for two&#8230; but they leave the country anyway.</p>
<p>But don’t blame yourself and let the guilt of not being able to reciprocate their feelings eat at you. Because with that in mind, you will try to force yourself to fall in love, being the bobble head that you will become. Though I shouldn&#8217;t advise you against it, because you learn from it. You learn that this is just who you are, you’re emotionally detached beyond average. Which is brilliant considering you don’t have to suffer heart ache. I maintain that Lord Tennyson was horribly senile when he was struck with the &#8216;mal-epiphany&#8217; that “&#8217;tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”. What Tosh!</p>
<p>Right, so I think there are a few raisins of advice sprinkled in there&#8230; Hope you’ve spotted it.</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
<p><em>Thanks for the tag <a href="http://purplesocksisallmine.blogspot.com/"><strong>Purple Socks Is Mine</strong></a>. I tag <a href="http://queenofdreams.wordpress.com/" target="_blank"><strong>EyeOfTheCyclone</strong></a> and <a href="http://rantsofamiddlechild.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><strong>MiddleChild</strong></a>.</em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[CONSCIENCIA NEGRA - titlo em ingles= black mind]]></title>
<link>http://teletube.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/consciencia-negra-titlo-em-ingles-black-mind/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Convidados</dc:creator>
<guid>http://teletube.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/consciencia-negra-titlo-em-ingles-black-mind/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ai voce acorda e ve que tem uma corente no seu pe: isso significa duas coisas 1 &#8211; vc é um sado]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p style="text-align:left;">ai voce acorda e ve que tem uma corente no seu pe: isso significa duas coisas</p>
<p>1 &#8211; vc é um sado</p>
<p>2 &#8211; voce é ex-cravo</p>
<p>3 &#8211; jogos mortais</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="aa" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WFXu-SXckmY/SYOWmOmymWI/AAAAAAAAAhM/yzMGamYLQmM/s320/escravidao.jpg" alt="isto nao tem graça meu amigo" width="276" height="267" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><em><br />
</em></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">graças a deus há mais de 500 anos nao existe mais escravatura no brasil= por isso hoje em alguns lugares do brasil (aqui nao pois moro no sul)<br />
e comemorado o dia da consciencia negra e e feriado por isso voce que é de sao paulo &#8211; rio de janeiro &#8211; ou bahia estar lendo o blog ao invés de trabalhar (na real se vc e da bahia vc ia ta lendo mesmo assim ne rs).</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><em> </em></p>
<p>MAS O QUE ESSE DIA SIGNIFICA?</p>
<p>nao sei.</p>
<p>BRINKS</p>
<p>sei sim: e comemorado o dia de reflexao sobre os negros inseridos na sociedade brasileira (fonte: wikipedia)</p>
<p>isso é muito importante pois temos muito negros inseridos na sociedade brasileira &#8211; eu particularmente &#8211; apesar de morar no sul tenho um amigo negro</p>
<p>na verdade ele é meio pardinho, mas diz que é negro então de boa</p>
<p>SEGUE A LISTA DE NEGROS:</p>
<p><strong>denzel wahsington</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="denzel" src="http://longametragem.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/denzel-washington-photograph-c11807517.jpg?w=361&#038;h=450" alt="wahsgin" width="361" height="450" /></p>
<p><em>GRANDE ATOR QUE GANHOU OSCAR EM DIA DE TREINAMENTO E CHAMAS DA VINGANÇA</em></p>
<p>denzel washington e um dos maiores atores que já vi, seus filmes sao cheios de drama e emoção e claro tiros ne!<br />
um dos meus atores favoritos e um dos maiores atores que já vi, um verdadeiro fodão na arte de atuar</p>
<p><strong>BARAQUE O BAMA</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="barack" src="http://franc1968.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/windowslivewritersmokeemifyougotem-12634obama-smoking21.png?w=287&#038;h=373#38;h=480" alt="obama" width="287" height="373" /></p>
<p>PORRA DESPENSA APRESENTACOES NÉ simplesmente ganhou de mccaine (um ex prisioneiro de guerra no vietnan &#8211; ate nisso ele e loser) no mafia wars</p>
<p><strong>O CARA DA C&#38;A</strong> <em>(leia se seiya)</em></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="ceia" src="http://www.mobilepedia.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ca-torpedo-de-voz.JPG" alt="seiya" width="414" height="265" /></p>
<p>este ser e mistico, eu sempre pensei que ele fosse gringo mas o cara e brasileiro (certa vez vi uma reportagem com ele e acho que ele é gay mas isso nao<br />
impede uma pessoa de nada na sociedade simplismente por ser negra e gay ao mesmo tempo &#8211; temos vera verao &#8211; madame satã e o proprio cara da C&#38;A &#8211; basta ser rico (no caso nao madame sata, so depois do filme que a tornou famoso)</p>
<p><strong>CUMPADRE WASHINGTON</strong><br />
<img class="alignnone" title="cumpadre" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6YdJeqoa46XoQM:http://www.indignacaototal.hpg.ig.com.br/cumpadre.jpg" alt="george washington" width="84" height="93" /><br />
nASCIDO EM salvador em 1962 &#8211; cumpadre washington e irmao de denzel washington &#8211; criador do grupo E O TCHAN  que possui outro grande integrante negro <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5v7mcsFCzE" target="_blank">CLIQUE AQUI PARA OUVIR UM GRANDE SUCESSO, ORDINÁRIA</a> (pena que ele nem aparece no clipe)</p>
<p><strong>JACARE</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="raralandootchanae" src="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/958/jacare1th3.jpg" alt="a" width="500" height="324" /></p>
<p>este e o oitavo integrante do e o tchan e setimo integrante dos trapalhoes</p>
<p>NAO HÁ NEGROS NO CQC *póin* *pláh* *vem aquele soco e da na cara da sociedade*</p>
<p><strong>PROFESSOR BADASS</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="professor badass" src="http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/234/771/447193.jpg" alt="badass" width="376" height="563" /></p>
<p>professor badass e extremamente foda e o mundo simplismente congela em fodoneidade quando ele tira seu relogio de bolso para ver as horas</p>
<p><strong><br />
CIRILO</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="cirilo" src="http://ftwgames.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cirilo.jpg?w=512&#038;h=384" alt="" width="512" height="384" /></p>
<p>apos ser desprezado por maria joaquina cirilo viaja para a india e se transforma num grande lutador: dá o sim.</p>
<p>PERSONAGEM NEGRO EM LOST</p>
<p>infelismente não há personagens legros em LOST (na verdade eu nunca assisti Lost, só um dia um episódio de uma fumaça preta -ate entao o unico personagem negro em toda a serie &#8211; brinks)</p>
<p>tava passando<br />
na globo e era dublado ai minha face era esta:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="eu vendo lost" src="http://images02.olx.com/ui/3/99/43/51859643_1.jpg" alt="" width="490" height="500" /><br />
<em>eu vendo lost</em></p>
<p>PARABENS PARA A SOCIEDADE BRASILEIRA QUE INCLUI NEGROS &#8211; BRANCOS &#8211; PARDOS E MACUCOS ONDE TODOS SAO IGUAIS E NAO EXISTE ESSAS COISAS DE FILME AMERICANO DE PRECONCISMO E PEDIR DESCULPAS PELO POST ATRASADO SOBRE ESTE DIA MAS SÓ HOJE QUE ME CONSCIENTIZEI</p>
<p>Não entendeu? Clique<a href="http://twitter.com/marcusdejean"> AQUI</a></p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/marcusdejean">gloria maria e jay-z te amo nao me processem seriao</a><a href="www.twitter.com/marcusdejean" target="_blank"></a></p>
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<link>http://blog.linkaffiliates.net.au/2009/11/23/the-visible-archive/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Nick Nicholas</dc:creator>
<guid>http://blog.linkaffiliates.net.au/2009/11/23/the-visible-archive/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The e-Research Australasia conference, which recently concluded in Sydney, had data visualisation as]]></description>
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<link>http://caimbhriainmyrddin2.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/mammon-or-messiah-book-2-2/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>caimbhriainmyrddin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://caimbhriainmyrddin2.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/mammon-or-messiah-book-2-2/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mammon or Messiah 06-10 The Midnight Hour Church of God, Family of God, Spiritual Ancestry, Spiritua]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Mammon or Messiah 06-10 The Midnight Hour</p>
<p>Church of God, Family of God, Spiritual Ancestry, Spiritual Heritage, Repentance, Ekklesia, Ministry of Gifts, Begettal, Watchman, Prophecy, Little Flock, Shepherding Law, Apostolic Christianity, Corporate Yoke, Holocaust, Tribulation, Great Transgression<br />
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Living Faith, Power of God, Common Fellowship, Common Ministrants, Free Will, Tree of Knowledge, Good and Evil, Man as Creator, Evil, Martyrdom, Fear of God, Antichrist, Immortality, Salvation, Divine Healing, Genetic Memory, Book of Life, Forbidden Fruit<br />
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Form of God&#8217;s House, Highway of the Upright, Spiritual Illness, Return of Christ, Iniquity Purged by Mercy and Truth, House of Prayer, Den of Thieves, Merchandise, Moses and Elijah, Withdrawal and Expatriation, Disinvestment, Disestablishment, Guardianship<br />
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Ministry of Christ, Image and Likeness, Bread of Life, Communitas, Fellowship, Divine Right, Inhumanity, Direct Consensus, Community Congregation, Democracy, Sovereign Individual, Commonwealth Relationship, Body of Christ, Anointed, Living Stones<br />
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Living Gospel, Engrafted Word, Gain as Righteousness, Money, Business Psychosis, Instrumentality of Evil, IMF, World Bank, WTO, Trilateral Commission, NWO, Globalization, Slavery, Oppression, Economic Apartheid, Corporatism, Citizen Power, Conspiracy<br />
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Hedge Priest, Crimes Against God, In Violation of God, Ecology and Economy, Logos and Logia, Equity, Banality of Evil, Crime of Christ, Kings of the Earth, Faith of the Fallen, Kingdom or God, Israel, Lost Ten Tribes, Anglo-Israel, British-Israel<br />
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Birthrights, Worship of Demons, Babylon, Money Changers, Temple of God, Passover, Flesh and Blood of Jesus Christ, Faith of Christ, Forgiveness, Personal Redemption, Ministry of Reconciliation, Holy and Righteous, Character of God, Ten Commandments<br />
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Satanic Consciousness, Gospel as Product, Revelation, Disclosure, Spiritual Armour, Spiritual Armor, Conciliance, Master Potter, Government of God, Hierarchy, Unleavened Bread, Corporate Church and Ministry, Synagogue of Satan<br />
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Manna, Sincerity and Truth, Holy Days, Plan of Salvation, Democratic-Fascism, Vested Corporate Interest, Agape Love, Jeremiah Community, Truth of God, Touchstone of Christ, Oracle, Society of the Gift, Communitarian, Human Bondage, Pentecost, Tabernacles<br />
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Systemic Failure and Collapse, Manipulated Markets, Economic Genocide, Evil, Wicked World, Mark of the Beast, Extinction of Mankind, Unequal Yoke, Equitable Exchange, Sustainable Development, Citizenship, A New Creation, Christ-Systemic, Robes of Righteousness</p>
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<link>http://chatrbyte.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/winechatr-coming-soon/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>chatrbyte</dc:creator>
<guid>http://chatrbyte.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/winechatr-coming-soon/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Tags!  Tag your posts with whatever you want Plus, for those who have their blogs supplied by RSS fe]]></description>
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<p> Tag your posts with whatever you want</p>
<p>Plus, for those who have their blogs supplied by RSS feed, your tags will be displayed on WineCHATr too. </p>
<p>After that, Tag Clouds! See at a glance what any blogger on WC is most interested in writing about. Or find bloggers that share your interests by following popular tags on our global Tag Cloud.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[7 Overrated Things.]]></title>
<link>http://insidedisillusion.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/7-overrated-things/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Minerva</dc:creator>
<guid>http://insidedisillusion.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/7-overrated-things/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The tag as put forth by Specs. Shah Rukh Khan, Atif Aslam and Himesh Reshammiya. I&#8217;ve written ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>The tag as put forth by <a href="http://misspecs.wordpress.com/2009/11/10/7-over-rated-things/" target="_blank">Specs</a>.</p>
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<li><em><strong>Shah Rukh Khan, Atif Aslam and Himesh Reshammiya.<br />
</strong></em>I&#8217;ve written about them before and I really think it&#8217;s a waste of time to talk about them again.</li>
<li><em><strong>Democracy.<br />
</strong></em>Yes, we get it. It worked wonders for America. It probably will do great for a lot of other countries like Canada and Britain and Australia too. But for the likes of Pakistan, we&#8217;re still halfway in trying to get kids to school without contracting hepatitis and more than half of our most prominent leaders are still in the limelight for corruption charges. You want to give us democracy? Give us some brains first. And some sugar.</li>
<li><em><strong>The all-or-none principle.<br />
</strong></em>I&#8217;ve seen women trying to have careers because that&#8217;s what makes them &#8220;feel good&#8221; about themselves. So they decide not to get married, and regret that decision at a point when it is too late. When their biological clocks are already whimpering and when, in the Pakistani society, they outlive their shelf life. Sad and pathetic, yes, but that&#8217;s how it goes. On the other hand I see women making marriage a point of their lives and refuse to involve in anything that involves independence and intelligence. They sit and talk about Star Plus soaps and masalas and Mrs. XYZ&#8217;s tushy which increased dramatically since she had that fourth kid.<br />
Both these extremes are silly. You can&#8217;t have it all on either side, if that&#8217;s what these people are afraid of. Marriage and settling down with kids come with compromises, just like careers. You can&#8217;t be a supermom and a super-CEO all at the same time. And you&#8217;ll end up realizing you didn&#8217;t spend time enjoying the ride. Finding a balanced middle is such a phobia for some people.</li>
<li><em><strong>Sushi and caviar.</strong></em><br />
Raw fish? Fish eggs? No thank you. Even if I did like seafood (which I do <em><strong>not</strong></em>) I&#8217;d stick to the stuff you can cook without puking.</li>
<li><em><strong>Blog stats.</strong></em><br />
See that sitemeter widget on the right? Don&#8217;t be fooled. More than 100 people land on this blog everyday looking for something I&#8217;ve never talked about on this blog. Or in my life. Ever.<br />
Blogging for stats is a different story however and also quite over-rated. I&#8217;ve read so many nice, interesting, involving blogs that barely have any visitors or comments at all.</li>
<li><em><strong>Farmville.</strong></em><br />
I. Don&#8217;t. Play. Leave. Me. Alone.<br />
What&#8217;s with all this madness about cherries and cows suddenly? Is this a social response to how virtual things are getting nowadays?</li>
<li><em><strong>Twilight series and Megan Fox.</strong></em><br />
Seriously. Twilight has disturbing themes. The guy wants to suck her blood and she thinks dying for someone you love (you&#8217;re only freaking sixteen!) is a great way to go. Then she has a thing for werewolves. Is it really not alarming to us what a strange role model this girl is setting for tweens all over the world? And Megan Fox is <em><strong>not </strong></em>pretty. Plenty of women in Hollywood can pose in sexy sultry ways and I don&#8217;t get what&#8217;s so special about her.</li>
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<p>I could go on and on.</p>
<p>Angelina Jolie (her lips seem exaggerated, not sexy), Twitter (I don&#8217;t like the name and I often don&#8217;t get the point of it), Sheesha (just light a cigarette if you want to look <em><strong>that </strong></em>cool &#8211; the thing makes me nauseous), having the perfect body for women (Queen Latifah and Oprah are working hard against the current there), blond hair (too Barbie) and living abroad (it ain&#8217;t fun in the Middle East where women are second rate citizens and it ain&#8217;t fun in the European-Atlantic belt where you keep looking for halaal food and your kids are taught sex education in grade 3).</p>
<p>But of course. I won&#8217;t.</p>
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<link>http://floredecuypere.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/el-poder-de-la-publicidad-contextual/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Flore</dc:creator>
<guid>http://floredecuypere.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/el-poder-de-la-publicidad-contextual/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[El uso más y más omnipresente de la red para encontrar información dio la luz a nuevos métodos de ha]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>El uso más y más omnipresente de la red para encontrar información dio la luz a nuevos métodos de hacer publicidad.  Un nuevo mercado de la publicidad es abierto, donde anunciantes y proveedores de espacio interactuan para traer las informaciones/anuncios al público.</p>
<p><a href="http://floredecuypere.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/google-ads1.jpg"><img src="http://floredecuypere.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/google-ads1.jpg?w=300" alt="" title="Google ads" width="300" height="129" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-40" /></a>Como siempre Google era uno de los primeros que sacó beneficios de la oportunidad.  El lanzamiento de Google AdWords/AdSense fue un éxito muy importante.  El principio es simple.  Los anunciantes se inscriben en AdWords para que su sitio aparece sobre páginas relevantes.  A la inscripción, dan algunas palabras claves, o tags,  relativos a sus productos o servicios.  Los internautas que buscan estas palabras o visitan páginas que contienen estas palabras, verán el anuncio aparecer.  Al otro lado, los webmasters pueden vender espacio sobre sus páginas.  Se inscriben en AdSense.  La aplicación analiza el contenido de las páginas y encuentra los anuncios sumitidos en AdWords que sean lo más similares a este contenido.</p>
<p>El concepto es simple y permite alcanzar los consumidores potenciales fácilmente, ahorrando los costes del estudio de mercado.  Por eso, es muy atractivo para los pequeñas empresas que no tienen un gran presupuesto para la publicidad.  Google identifica el público objetivo para ellas; sólo pagan si los internautas hacen clic sobre su anuncio; si todavía no tienen una página web, Google les ayuda a creer una donde se puede comprar el producto o servicio.</p>
<p>El éxito es tan considerable que el competidor de siempre de Google, es decir Yahoo!, lanzó rápidamente despues  su propia herramienta de publicidad contextual &#8220;Yahoo! Publisher Network&#8221;.  El principio es muy similar y encuentra muchos usarios también.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Testing Media Upload]]></title>
<link>http://outdoormoviescreens.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/testing-media-upload/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>openaircinema</dc:creator>
<guid>http://outdoormoviescreens.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/testing-media-upload/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Testing Media Upload]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mammon or Messiah Book 1]]></title>
<link>http://caimbhriainmyrddin.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/mammon-or-messiah-book-1-2/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>caimbhriainmyrddin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://caimbhriainmyrddin.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/mammon-or-messiah-book-1-2/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mammon or Messiah 01-04 Our Choice of Social Reality &#8211; Two Divergent Ways of Life, Social Syst]]></description>
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Our Choice of Social Reality &#8211; Two Divergent Ways of Life, Social Systemics<br />
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Mammon or Messiah 05<br />
Private-State Over Public-Nation &#8211; Mammon&#8217;s Nation-State Enslavement<br />
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Disestablishment, War, Gospel, Mythology, Demonology, Idolatry, Jehovah, Slavery, Activism, 9/11, Babel, Income Tax, Hierarchy, False Flag<br />
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Charlemagne, SAGE, Graven Image, Incarnation, Constitution, Prejudice, Strawman, Stewardship, Desposyni, Grimm, Possession, Baal, Elijah<br />
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Elite, Human Rights, Freedom, America, Ekklesia, Israel, Kingdom of God, Repentance, Mind, Anarchy, Alternative Currency, Federal Reserve<br />
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War, Fascism, Communitarian, Community, Apostolic, Church of God, Repentance, Forgiveness, Genocide, Divine Right, Baptism, Corporatism<br />
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Mammon, Messiah, Love, Salvation, The Devil, Satan, Evil, Money, Corporation, Christ, Religion, Conspiracy, NWO, Business, Society</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Tekken 6]]></title>
<link>http://kajogames.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/tekken-6/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kajogames</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kajogames.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/tekken-6/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Tekken 6 es la nueva saga de la familia Tekken con nuevas actualizaciones y nuevos jugadores con la ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Tekken 6 es la nueva saga de la familia Tekken con nuevas actualizaciones y nuevos jugadores con la posibilidad de jugar en modo historia y crear su propio personaje de manera que podremos crear bastantes personajes como el juego Soul Calibur aca esta el trailer que muestra parte de las innovaciones del juego.</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/m16UdL4dFGg&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/m16UdL4dFGg&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>y Ya esta a la venta y pueden encontrarlo en http://kajo.foroes.net para su respectiva descarga para las distintas consolas.</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/_AyiDHZ45g4&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/_AyiDHZ45g4&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Viedi vārdi. ]]></title>
<link>http://paulaligere.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/viedi-vardi/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
<guid>http://paulaligere.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/viedi-vardi/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want g]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mortal Kombat]]></title>
<link>http://kajogames.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/mortal-kombat/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kajogames</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kajogames.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/mortal-kombat/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[El mitico mortal kombat desde la NES hasta el Xbox 360 y la Play 3 nos ha divertido con sus sangrien]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>El mitico mortal kombat desde la NES hasta el Xbox 360 y la Play 3 nos ha divertido con sus sangrientos (Divertidos) Combates y con su sistema cada vez mas innovador de matar a los personajes con fatalityes aqui unos videos de demostracion.</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/CNFJ-_zUpbU&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/CNFJ-_zUpbU&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/r3R0XLErJC8&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/r3R0XLErJC8&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Nappy on pappy]]></title>
<link>http://raisingmolly.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/nappy-on-pappy/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>raisingmolly</dc:creator>
<guid>http://raisingmolly.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/nappy-on-pappy/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Molly napped well today, but napping on dad worked best. Which suits dad fine. When she&#8217;s out,]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Molly napped well today, but napping on dad worked best. Which suits dad fine.</p>
<p><a href="http://raisingmolly.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/sleeponme.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-423" title="sleeponme" src="http://raisingmolly.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/sleeponme.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>When she&#8217;s out, she&#8217;s out. I took the time on the couch to do important things, like figure out how to turn on the closed captioning on the TV. It&#8217;s amazing how insouciant one gets with a sleeping baby in one&#8217;s lap &#8212; I watched a show about making your own picture frames from exotic woods, and couldn&#8217;t have been more satisfied.</p>
<p>It seems the better she naps, the better her day in general. She&#8217;s edging toward &#8220;tripod&#8221; behavior on the floor; I&#8217;ve noticed when she&#8217;s reaching for something that&#8217;s just out of range she puts one arm down so the other can go farther &#8212; and more often than not she can get back up to sitting position. And she spent a long time standing at the ottoman again today &#8212; the key is having something interesting up there, in today&#8217;s case the &#8220;do not remove upon penalty of law&#8221; tag on a pillow cover. She <em>loves</em> tags on stuff.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s making a lot of noises, too, that sound like random consonants and vowels. Especially at Rojo. Although none of what she said at him today sounded particularly like &#8220;Rojo,&#8221; there was one utterance that could&#8217;ve been, among other things, taking a run at &#8220;dog.&#8221; Probably wishful dad thinking, but it&#8217;s fun regardless. <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Christmas Gift Tags]]></title>
<link>http://kcavender.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/christmas-gift-tags/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kcavender</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kcavender.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/christmas-gift-tags/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Our Sticker Sheets come in two sizes : Small, 1½ Inch (sheet of 20) Large, 3 Inch (sheet of 6) Our S]]></description>
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Small, 1½ Inch (sheet of 20) Large, 3 Inch (sheet of 6)<br />
Our Stickers are of the Highest Quality, there is no minimum order!<br />
Save when you buy in bulk!<br />
Vibrant colors printed on scratch-resistant paper<br />
Easy to peel-and-stick anywhere</strong></p>
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<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/penguins_personalized_christmas_stickers-217525511186923645?gl=HolidayFun&#38;rf=238325122853755170">Penguins Personalized Christmas Stickers</a> by <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/holidayfun*">HolidayFun</a><br />
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Browse <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/christmas+gift+stickers?rf=238325122853755170">Christmas gift stickers Stickers</a></div>
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Make your own <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/custom/stickers?rf=238325122853755170">stickers</a> on zazzle</div>
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<title><![CDATA[2012 La pelicula]]></title>
<link>http://kajogames.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/2012-la-pelicula/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kajogames</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kajogames.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/2012-la-pelicula/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[2012 es una de las muchas peliculas que trata sobre el mitico fin del mundo de una forma convincente]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>2012 es una de las muchas peliculas que trata sobre el mitico fin del mundo de una forma convincente y realista con escenas de exelente calidad y muy buena historia nos representa el fin del mundo, aca el trailer&#8230;.</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/HwElngff24c&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/HwElngff24c&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>Realmente creo que si pueda suceder algo pero no tan debastador como para matar al 90% de la poblacion ademas hay muchas teorias y si son creibles pero como un cometa que aparentemente no existe pasara muy cerca del planeta y lograra cambiar debastadoramente nuestro clima&#8230;. ¡es eso posible¡.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Tags eller pakkelapper i vintagestil]]></title>
<link>http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/tags-eller-pakkelapper-i-vintagestil/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>tornerose</dc:creator>
<guid>http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/2009/11/21/tags-eller-pakkelapper-i-vintagestil/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[PRIS 15 pr stykk   __________________ Jeg har forresten plassert denne bloggen på bloguratkartet.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-003.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-137" title="Tags 003" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-003.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-004.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-138" title="Tags 004" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-004.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-005.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-139" title="Tags 005" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-005.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-006.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-140" title="Tags 006" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-006.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-008.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-141" title="Tags 008" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-008.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-010.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-145" title="Tags 010" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-010.jpg?w=200" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-011.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-146" title="Tags 011" src="http://tornerosedesign.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/tags-011.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p><strong>PRIS 15 pr stykk</strong></p>
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<p><strong>__________________</strong></p>
<p>Jeg har forresten plassert <a href="http://bloggurat.net/minblogg/registrere/47973742fca6c27b21edc727181af79de0b0ef4a">denne bloggen på bloguratkartet.</a></p>
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<link>http://lieproof.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/451/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>rok</dc:creator>
<guid>http://lieproof.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/451/</guid>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-447" title="_MG_6428" src="http://lieproof.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/mg_6428.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" /></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-449" title="_MG_6327" src="http://lieproof.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/mg_6327.png" alt="" width="600" height="400" /></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-450" title="_MG_6364" src="http://lieproof.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/mg_6364.png" alt="" width="600" height="400" /></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Split flac by cue file in Ubuntu]]></title>
<link>http://bytebin.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/split-flac-by-cue-file-in-ubuntu/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>bytebin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://bytebin.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/split-flac-by-cue-file-in-ubuntu/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[From aidanjm’s stuff : Lossless audio files can be split by cue file using “shnsplit” (part of the “]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p id="blog-title">From <a href="http://aidanjm.wordpress.com/">aidanjm’s stuff </a>:</p>
<p>Lossless audio files can be split by cue file using “shnsplit” (part of the “shntool” package). You will also need the “cuebreakpoints” tool (part of the “cuetools” package). To install cuetools and shntool in Ubuntu/ Kubuntu, open a terminal window and enter the following:</p>
<p><strong>sudo apt-get install cuetools shntool</strong></p>
<p>You will also need software for your prefered lossless audio format. For FLAC you need to install “flac”.<strong></strong></p>
<p>Shnsplit requires a list of break-points with which to split an audio file. Conveniently, cuebreakpoints prints the break-points from a cue or toc file in a format that can be used by shnsplit. You can pipe the output of cuebreakpoints to shnsplit as follows:</p>
<p><strong>cuebreakpoints sample.cue &#124; shnsplit -o flac sample.flac</strong></p>
<p>Or, without cuebreakpoints</p>
<p><strong>shnsplit -f sample.cue -o flac -t &#8220;%n. %t&#8221; sample.flac &#60; sample.cue</strong></p>
<p>In this example, a flac file called “sample.flac” is split according to the break-points contained in “sample.cue” and the results are output in the flac format.</p>
<p>The output file format is specified via the “-o” option. If you don’t specify an output format your split files will be in shntool’s default format (i.e., wave files, “wav”).</p>
<p>To split a monkey’s audio file by cue file and output the results in the flac format:</p>
<p><strong>cuebreakpoints sample.cue &#124; shnsplit -o flac sample.ape</strong></p>
<p>Note that a default prefix “split-track” is used to name the output files. (The default output format is split-track01, split-track02, split-track03, …). You can specify your own prefix via the “-a” option.</p>
<p>To see all the options for shntool  split type “shntool split -h” or “shnsplit -h”.</p>
<p>Pay special attention to the -t fmt option to rename the split files:</p>
<p><strong>shnsplit -f sample.cue -o flac -t &#8220;%n. %t&#8221; sample.flac &#60; sample.cue</strong></p>
<p><em>Transferring tags</em></p>
<p>The audio files output by shnsplit do not contain tag data. However you can use the “cuetag” script (installed as part of the cuetools package) to transfer tag data directly from a cue file to your split audio files. You specify the individual audio files corresponding to the tracks contained in your cue file as follows:</p>
<p><strong>cuetag sample.cue split-track01.flac split-track02.flac split-track03.flac split-track04.flac<br />
</strong></p>
<p>This will transfer the tag data contained in “sample.cue” to the flac audio tracks “split-track01.flac” “split-track02.flac” “split-track03.flac” and “split-track04.flac”.</p>
<p>The above command could be streamlined as:</p>
<p><strong>cuetag sample.cue split-track*.flac or </strong><strong>cuetag sample.cue *.*.flac</strong></p>
<p>Cuetag works with flac, ogg and mp3 files. The cuetag script is not currently able to handle file names containing spaces.</p>
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