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Why I Need a Giant Mechanical Shark in my Front Yard
Dear Discovery Channel, Today marks, as you are well aware, the 25th anniversary of the greatest week of television ever known to man kind. For 25 years you have brought “Shark Week” to the public, fo… more →
Taking Off the Training Wheels
Why I Need a Giant Mechanical Shark in my Front Yard
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wrote 9 months ago: Dear Discovery Channel, Today marks, as you are well aware, the 25th anniversary of the greatest wee … more →
There's a New Terrorist in Town
wrote 9 months ago: It was brought to my attention last night that there is a new breed of terrorist on the streets (lit … more →
Three Weeks to Thirty!
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wrote 9 months ago: The title is pretty self explanatory. Three weeks from today I will say farewell to my 20s forever. … more →
When Will I Learn?
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wrote 9 months ago: I feel the need to be slightly serious today so I want to go ahead and apologize for that now! … more →
What the Heck Happened to my Door Knob?
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wrote 10 months ago: As many of you may know by now, my beloved bulldog, Winston, recently started his own blog. There i … more →
A Thin, Thin, Line
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wrote 10 months ago: There is a very common phrase that says, “There is a thin line between genius and insanity.” It is, … more →
Here's My Death Warrant, Just go Ahead and Sign on That Dotted Line Right There...Thanks!
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wrote 10 months ago: To: Anthony (Tony) Vernon President of Kraft Foods North America also Nabisco Food … more →
As it Would Turn Out, Men Just Want to Have Sex
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wrote 1 year ago: (I apologize now for the fact that you may actually learn something from today’s blog) … more →
Call Me Maybe?
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wrote 1 year ago: Last night was a rather rough night for me. I was still feeling sick from the night before and inso … more →
The Return of Robert
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wrote 1 year ago: As some of you may remember, I had a brief …misunderstanding….via text message with someone who had … more →
Nothing Like a Brisk Country Drive
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wrote 1 year ago: So I was out driving around last night with the dogs, it’s good for them to get out of the hou … more →
Snark Attack
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wrote 1 year ago: I’m embarassed to be admitting this but I just learned this morning that prunes are actually d … more →
War Has Been Declared
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wrote 1 year ago: To: Ms Psycho IT lady who drives the white Lexus From: Your newest enemy and ultimately the victor … more →
Reader Appreciation: The Great Fishy Giveaway of 2012!
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wrote 1 year ago: I got a notification today that I have officially received 100 “likes”. That probably i … more →
What's With You Younguns and You're Danged Cell Phones? - An Amelia Post
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wrote 1 year ago: Amelia is back and she’s on fire this time! I probably never told you guys this but, Amelia i … more →
Yes, This IS an Entire Post About My Bowl of Soup
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wrote 1 year ago: I want to go ahead and apologize right now for what you are about to read. I’ve been quite wo … more →
You Have Died of Dysentery
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wrote 1 year ago: Last night I accidentally found myself immersed in a world of computer games. I’m not talking … more →
Don't Call Me Robert
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wrote 1 year ago: I had a little fun at a stranger’s expense last night. I’m quite glad because I needed … more →
I Like the Roller Coasters at the Theme Park Better (pic heavy)
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wrote 1 year ago: This weekend was definitely a roller coaster for me. It started off really great; I got up very ear … more →
