El pasado 31 de Agosto se liberó la nueva revisión de Teeworlds, un juego multijugador extremádamente adictivo y divertido (sobretodo para hechar unas partidillas con los amigos).

Teeworlds está disponible tanto para Mac como para Windows y Linux, con lo que no tienes excusa para invitar algún amigo y hechar unas partidas sea o no usuario de Apple.

El juego en si sigue siendo una beta, con lo que para crear un servidor todavía tendrás que tirar de terminal y configuración manual pero el modo cliente está bastante logrado.

Descarga: 0.4.3

Yes. Another update. (Isn’t it exciting?) Actually, two updates. Firstly, we have updated the Lazor syntax, which is very important. Here it is:

[Lazor-V|e|Squadron-V]Name[S|FL|RL|D|C|A]

Cryptic? Well, here’s the key.

Purple: Position (This is where the position for a squadron or corps goes

Orange: Elite squadron (Put this before your previous squadron if you are part of an elite squadron)

Green: Squadron (This is where your squadron or past squadron goes)

Red: Name (This is your Teeworlds username, i.e. “Jon”)

Cyan: Corps (S is spy, F is fighter, R is racer, D is designer, C is cartographer, and A is Allied Leader)

By the way, my name is now [e|Lazor-Leader]Jon[SL|A] 

Additionally, the clanwar mentioned below has been cancelled. Have a nice day!

Jon

No, the Lazor Blog is not dead. We were just hibernating. During this stage, many new changes occurred, which I will write about in this post.

1. First of all, we have changed the way people can join. One can now join Lazor without submitting an application. I made this decision for two reasons. First of all, more than 50% percent of Teeworlds players are German, so filling out an entire form in English could be quite challenging for many. Another reason I did this was because many players are just casual gamers, and do not want to go through all the effort of writing an application if they might not use their privileges at all. However, there is a cache to this rule. A Lazor cannot join a squadron unless they apply. The difference between being a [Lazor] and a [Lazor][Eagle], say, is that the latter receives a newsletter, has access to the LazorDB, can join the racer or fighter corps or become a designer or cartographer. Squadron members can also participate in clanwars depending on their skills. It’s like a demo and a full version of an application, except you don’t get constant notifications and you don’t have to pay.
2. Another important bit of news is that we finally have a server. Yes, you heard me. A SERVER!!!! The server, called Lazor Clan Server, has a new map called Terraces and is partly instantgib. Big thanks to Grégoire Passault for hosting the server. Another new Lazor, Dragon647, plans on creating a training server that is only open to squadron members. But while you wait, come on over to The “Lazor Clan Server” and have fun! Our third clanwar will be held on this server on Sunday, 4:00, American EST, so Lazors, let’s get ready to rumble!!!!
3. Finally, Lazor has created the Lazor Allies, a group of other clans who have essentially merged with us but still recruit and govern themselves separately. However, people from the BRZ, and Blackwhite Clans, our allies, can fight in clanwars and become part of our racer or fighter corps or become a designer or cartographer. Actually, the leader of the Blackwhite clan, Shaggy®, now presides over the racing corps. Give him a hand! If you are a clanleader who is interested in becoming a Lazor-ally, just notify us at b14ckm4g3 |AT| comcast |DOT| net, and simply add [Lazor-A] to you and all of your clan-members names.

Thank you, everybody, for reading this, and I hope this clarified things more.

By the way, the post below was an April Fool’s Joke.

Riguardo questo gioco avevo fatto una velocissima recensione http://lingames.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/22/

Oggi vi segnalo l’uscita della versione 0.4.1 con numerose novità:

Tratto dal sito ufficiale:

* Added “Reset Filter” button
* Added support for autoexec.cfg
* Added support for spectator slots
* Improved the MOTD
* Made the double jump indicator more suddle
* Fixed the shooting through walls bug
* Fixed the detail levels of dm6
* Fixed issue with contrasts when using custom colors
* Fixed so maps downloads to $USER/maps
* Fixed weapon switching bugs
* Fixed the password entry when joining servers
* Fixed problems with binds. Please press the “Reset to defaults” when upgrading
* Fixed problem when player becomes spectator and holding the flag
* Various other small fixes

Installazione:

1) Scaricare il pacchetto .tar.bz

http://www.teeworlds.com/files/teeworlds-0.4.1-linux_x86.tar.gz

2) Estrarlo e far partire il gioco cliccando sull’eseguibile “teewars”

Yes! Teewars Version o.4 is finally out! Head on over to the official site to download it! Now called “Teeworlds,” the new version is jam-packed with amazing updates! There are new graphics, a new, convenient interface, and even a new weapon! The Teeworlds team also promises that it will be easier for map makers. *Pokes Y3K* However, versions are not compatible with each other. That is why it is imperative that you download the latest edition of the game so that we can all be on the same page. Thanks!


Jon

IMPORTANT! ALL LAZORS MUST READ! There are not one or two, but three important updates. These are all crucial to the team’s integrity and well-being, so please read through this blog post carefully. Firstly, the Eagle Squadron finally has a leader. He is [Lazor][Eagle-Leader] Azer . Please remember this name; it will aid you in battle. This is probably our most important change that will occur in a long time.


Another update is our new site. I have changed it once again because the older version, despite its striking GUI, lacked tags and categories for each post. What’s more, its minimalistic design made it difficult to navigate and become accustomed to the interface. Our new site has all of the features the older site lacked, and has a custom header that now has an image of a dark black tee with red eyes saying “Oop!” (the Teewars slogan). I hope you enjoy our new look and feel.


Finally, the password for the LazorDB will be given out soon. However, in order to obtain it, you must agree to a few terms. These terms will be listed in an email that will be given to each Lazor member once we have obtained a mailing list. An option to include your email on the site will also be included. The password you get will also be valid for the Lazor server (once we get one) Thank you for reading this lengthy post, and thank you for your time and patience while our team is still beginning.


Jon

I have a new name. It is now [Lazor-Leader]..::J.o.n::.. Yeah, I’ve gone along with .,;obscure;,. and decided to do some wordart (or rather, period and colon art.) “Why did I post this?” some of you might be asking. I wanted to let you know so you think I am not an imposter. Imposters are a very real danger; I saw two of them today. So, please, whenever you change your name, notify me, and I will post it on this site. Thank you for reading this.


Jon

We have two new things here today. Firstly, we have the LazorDB. This is a place where confidential Lazor data is stored, and it is protected by an alphanumeric password (take THAT, hackers!) As of yet, we have no data to put up there, but we plan to create a few Lazor-only skins that will be mandatory for all team-members to use. We will also eventually post classified squadron data there. However, the website is currently hard to reach, for it is hosted on mac.com (yes, I am a Mac fan) which has extremely long web names. How are we going to get to it then?


The LINKS Section of course! On this section, which is open for all people visiting the site, there are links to Lazor and Teewars-related sites. Click the link to go to the page (duh) and mouse over it for some time to get a description. Currently we have only two URLs: the teewars website and the LazorDB, but we hope to find more. If you see any other cool Teewars sites, just email us! We will be very glad to have other users contributing. By the way, did you remember to submit your email? You will not have access to our database if you do not.


Jon

Just a reminder, all Lazors from AIC do not need to submit a form. If you did, there is nothing wrong, but all you need to do is send in your email to b14ckm4g3 (at) comcast (dot) net. However, Lazors who are not from AIC must submit a form. Lazors from AIC who have decided to join after this post was written must do the same. Thank you for reading this message.


Jon

Yep! We have a facelift. Sunburn by Jim Whimpey, the previous style, was inconvenient and unwieldy. I hope that this site will be a lot easier to use now that we’ve modified it. There are three major changes. Most importantly, we have created a pages bar at the top of the screen that allows you to locate the three major parts of our website. We have also changed the look and feel of our site. Not only is it more “web 2.0,” but it has a crisp, clean feeling that the older site lacked. Finally, the introduction of a new theme has taken away our problems with misaligned comment area. On an unrelated note, I have created a database, and it should be up soon. Have a nice day!


Jon 

IMPORTANT! ALL LAZORS MUST READ There is a standard form of username for any Lazor member. It goes like this [Lazor-Position][Squadron-Position] Username. Notice that everything is capitalized, (except for the username, which can be whatever you want) and there is no space between the squadron and the Lazor brackets and a space between the final bracket and the username. Also notice that there is a dash between the team/squadron name and the position, not a slash. So my username is [Lazor-Leader] Jon.Y3K’s is [Lazor-Vice][Phoenix-Leader] Y3K. .,;obscure;,.’s is [Lazor][Phoenix] .,;obscure;,.


Also, if you would like the Lazor Newsletter (coming soon), you will have to give your email to the name listed on the signup page. You will also be given to the special Lazor Server (also coming soon) with maps by Y3K and the special Lazor database. If you would like to switch teams, or have questions about the our team, then, again, use the aforementioned email. Thanks for reading.


Jon

Hello, and welcome to the homepage of the Lazor Teewars team! This page is open for everyone to view, but if you become a Lazor member you can get more information. In the next few months, we hope to register our team at the Official Teewars Website, draft up a team logo, and even make a newsletter! We’ll also make a sign up form soon so you can join us. There’s a lot of good things to come, and thanks for hanging in there!


Jon

Völlig kostenlos und sogar Open Source ist das Online Spiel Teewars. Es lehnt ein wenig an die Worms Reihe an. Man spielt eine kleine Figur und kämpft mit den verschiedensten Waffen gegen echte Gegner, per Internet oder Lan. Auf jeden Fall einen Blick wert

Cosa succede quando si unisce un gioco come worms a uno sparatutto? Si ottiene Teewars. Questo simpatico gioco è sostanzialmente uno sparatutto a scorrimento 2D. Si può giocare solamente on-line in modalità multigiocatore.

Installazione:

1) Scaricare da qui il pacchetto .deb ed installarlo (scegliete la versione 32 o 64 bit secondo le caratteristiche del vosto pc):

http://www.getdeb.net/app/TeeWars

This is GREAT. I love it so much… I still suck at the game, but skinning it is hilarious. The skinning for the characters, weapons etc is infinite. I first saw this at the Ubuntu Gamers Arena, (which you should check regularly, for some (sometimes) awesome games) and decided to start now.

The graphics are great for it (In my mind), there are only a few weapons, the tees are so cute and it stays interesting all the same. I kept getting owned, so I just practice with my friend (for now) on a private server.

There can be some very intense action (on the busy servers), sometimes. Also, you’ll find tricks as you go along (such as, when using the mortar (or whatever it’s called… the red gun ) always jump before firing) and will perfect them to your advantage.

I love the hammer (hammer time!), it’s also great when you combine grapple with it, pull your enemy towards you and hammer like crazy . Let me give some basic gameplay advice/ initial play. The game uses WASD controls; to shoot, it’s the left mouse button; to grapple, it’s the right button.

Talking is “t” and switching weapons is scrolling. Sometimes you can get very fast using the grapple, and outrun someone with a sword (David…). The basic rules of the sword are, whoever gets it first will own you if you don’t. Also, never show mercy when people are typing.

This game seems to remind me of Nexuiz (another great game) in a sense that: I play it with my friends and there is grapple. At least in this game, you don’t get angry trying to bring yourself back up from underneath the map; except in Nexuiz “e” was used.

Speaking of “e”, when pressed in teewars you get a little circle of bubbles that can be over your tee’s head. Kind of like in Battlefield two with “q”. There is plenty room for modification is this game, all you have to do is edit the pngs.

As I said previously, skinning the tees as they are called can be hilarious. Like, a kirby with a gun… hehe, I mean, I can understand with the hammer… Also, while you can, stockpile on armor, because you will need it later.

I need to learn more advanced skinning and get better at this game, but for now, I’ll play in my little private server. If you do want to join it, all viewers of my blog get special access .

Server:
desaku

Password:
cakeislie

You’ll be seeing me and David there. Unfortunately, you won’t be seeing our custom skins, as you have to have them in your skin folder too. I’ll enclose the ones we like/ have made and will tell you how to add and use them:

Just goto the teewars folder then: data -> skins and put the pngs there. To use them, under the game just goto settings, Player tab, skins and scroll to it there. Don’t be shy to create your own, go ahead, we might like it .

Teewars “graphics” subforum:
http://teewars.com/forum/viewforum.php?id=12

Download teewars:
http://teewars.com/?page=downloads

Our preferred / created themes:
http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/4/2/21/f_blackwhitem_5496941.png
http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/4/2/15/f_bomombm_2447b3f.png
http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/4/2/15/f_canadam_18d40fc.png
http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/4/2/15/f_kirbym_f90f53e.png
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/4/2/20/f_pokem_d4e2074.png
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/2/15/f_portalm_3f93701.png

Anyways, great game, keep it up teewars devs!
nikoPSK

Pues si estas leyendo es posible que no hagas nada durante un buen rato, así que acomódate y vamos a hablar sobre un bonito juego.

El juego en cuestión se llama TeeWars y me enteré de el vía linuxjuegos, para jugar necesitas conexión a internet. En el juego tomas posesión de alguna linda creatura (hay gatitos, osos, koalas… todos son bolitas similares a kirby) y la diriges a su objetivo: “hacer volar en pedazos a las otras lindas creaturas”. El juego es bastante agradable en cuanto diseño y el modo de juego es muy entretenido, solo hay un problema, el juego no es para nada Gore (no estoy siendo sarcástico, en realidad al morir las creaturillas se desvaneces en una nube de polvo y estrellas).

No hay que compilar, ni instalar, está disponible para Linux, Mac y Windows. Si piensas jugar, busca a lagneuronal y… huye!!!, huye lo más rápido posible!!!!

Teewars, es un entretenido juego en red multiplataforma (Linux, Windows, Mac) que versa en matar a cuantos puedas. En el juego manejas un tipo a animalito no identificado y debes tratar de pasar todos los niveles y ten en cuenta que son muchos.

Durante el camino iras encontrando armas de todo tipo: palos, espadas, pistolas, trabucos, bombas, etc. También cuentas con un potente gancho que te ayudara a subir por las empinadas cuestas y superar zonas peligrosas con mayor velocidad.

Teewars, cuenta con los modos comunes tales como todos contra todos y lucha por equipos. No dudes en probarlo, te vas a divertir.

Gestern abend hat jemand mich im IRC auf das Spiel Teewars aufmerksam gemacht. Durch den dummen Namen neugierig geworden hab ich mir das Spiel auf der entsprechenden Homepage kurz gesaugt und mal angetestet. Zwar hab ich noch nicht wirklich viel Zeit im Spiel selbst verbringen können, für einige erste Eindrücke hat es jedoch gereicht, aber lest selbst…

Teewars ist komplett kostenlos und benötigt nichtmal eine richtige Installation. Ihr  ladet euch von der Homepage einfach eine Zipdatei runter die ihr entpackt und schon kann das Game gestartet werden und die Aktion beginnt.

In Teewars steuert ihr nen kleinen Gummiball mit Augen, nem dicken Hammer und einigen anderen Waffen. Das Spiel ist komplett in 2D und erinnert ein bischen an die frühen Jump’n Runs, macht aber sakkig viel Bock. Ihr hüpft mit eurem Pickachu-Clon durch die Pampa, zieht euch mit einem Grapler/Hook über die Map und ballert fröhlich auf alle Gegner die euch auf dem Server über den Weg laufen. Auch wenn die Steuerung anfangs etwas ungewohnt ist (das zeitgleiche usen des doofen Hooks in Kombination mit dem Abfeuern einer Waffe hat mich anfangs doch “leicht” irritiert) macht das Spiel extrem schnell Bock und der Einstieg ist super easy. Hier mal ein kleines Video um euch einen besseren Eindruck zu vermitteln:

Auch wenn das Spiel an sich recht simpel aufgebaut ist merkt man schnell dass es hier doch einiges an Können verlangt wenn man wirklich gut sein will. Gerade bis man mit dem Hook gut umgehen kann vergeht einige Zeit. Trotzdem ist das Spiel super funnig für zwischendurch und dürfte auch auf Lans ein absoluter Hit sein!

Estas última semana con mi Wii en el S.A.T. de Nintendo… no hago otra cosa que trabajar y leer. De vez en cuando para engañar al mono de Zack & Wiki, Metroid… pues me doy una vuelta por mi scummvm y los juegos gratuitos que hay por internet. Entonces llega un día como el de hoy en que te llevas una buena sorpresa

Hablo de Teewars, un juego de acción que se juegue con varias personas, ya sea vía internet con conocidos o desconocidos, además de LAN.

El juego es una mezcla de el mítico juego Soldat + Worms. Todo esto con una estética a lo Kirby nos lleva a lo que se compone Teewars. Teewars viene a ser un juego de acción directa y en tiempo real en el que tienes que matar antes de que te maten en un mapeado 2d. El juego es muy frenético y divertido, ideal para partidas cortas además de ser de código libre, conllevando que exista en múltiples plataformas como windows, linux y mac

En fin no me enrollo más y os invito a probarlo. Podéis descargarlo desde aquí en todas sus versiones

Je ne pouvais pas ne pas vous présenter le dernier jeu en vogue du net ! TeeWars est un petit FPS en 2 dimension de quelques mégaoctets et disponible sur presque toutes les platformes (Windows XP, Vista, MAC OS, Linux, etc…) qu’il vous suffit de décompresser dans un dossier

Inutile de préciser que ce jeu est 100% arcade pour notre plus grand plaisir. Plusieurs modes de jeu (DM : Deathmatch, TDM : Team Deathmatch, CTF : Capture the flag) sont disponibles qui ne manquerons pas de vous rappeler les biens (trop connus) Counter-Strike, Day of Defeat, Quake, Unreal Tournament & Tutti quanti ! L’environnement de jeu quand à lui fait penser à Worms Armageddon notamment car nos petits “Tee” (héros de ce jeu) disposent de ce qui s’apparente à une “corde ninja” dans le jeu précité.

Enfin, pour courroner le tout, ce jeu est OpenSource, ce qui ne manquera pas de réjouir les développeurs en manque de projets aussis loufoques que sympathiques ! Le jeu n’est d’ailleurs pas terminé puisqu’il ne possède qu’un nombre de map’s et d’armes limité mais qui ne devrait tarder à augmenter puisqu’un éditeur de map vient d’être publié !

Assurément, un bon petit jeu pour s’amuser entre amis (ou à l’école/au boulot, mais ça je peux pas le dire …) !

Revisiting her wedding look, Britney Spears donned one of two dresses from her Kevin Federline nuptials to go to a car dealership last week with her new paparazzi friend.

Spears, 26, and Adnan Ghalib, 35, arrived at the Keyes Mercedes-Benz dealership in the San Fernando Valley on Friday afternoon, surrounded by the now-familiar pack of photographers that once contained Ghalib.

The twist was the pop singer was wearing the same lacy, short dress from her 2004 wedding to Federline – her second walk down the aisle following her 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander.

Spears’s own Mercedes was impounded last week after she abandoned it on the road when it blew a tire, but this trip to the dealer was for Ghalib, her constant companion since her meltdown.

“They came in to get an estimate for a new car for him,” a sales associate says. “He drives a rental car now. … He was looking into the different lease and purchase options for sport cars.”

By the time they started talking business, Spears had covered up with a trench coat, the sales person says.

“She didn’t talk at all and it didn’t seem like she was getting the car for him,” the sales associate says.

stupidcelebrities.com

Britney Spears has appeared in public wearing her old wedding dress; the one that she got married in to her second husband, Kevin Federline. The grand occasion was a visit to a car showroom, with her current boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib.

Britney would not stay in one place for many hours because she feared that her family would send in reinforcements and force her to be committed into a mental institution for treatment. Britney was rumored to have told a friend that she would not allow herself to be committed. She was also firm that she would not lose her sons.

Davvero eccezionale questo gioco che ho scovato casualmente nei meandri di Google!

Dietro un interfaccia di gioco cartoonesca ed un gameplay rapido ed intuitivo (stile Worms) si nasconde uno sparatutto Multiplayer al pari, sul piano del divertimento,  dei migliori titoli della ID software.
Mappe immense, avatar completamente customizzabili, numerose modalità di gioco (dm, tdm, ctf), decine di armi e gadget disponibili e migliaia di players da tutto il mondo: sono queste le caratteristiche principali e i punti di forza di questo gioco.

Giocarci e’ semplicissimo e soprattutto gratuito:

basta effettuare il breve download del client dalla homepage (circa 3mb), estrarlo e lanciare l’eseguibile per potersi subito dedicare alla ricerca dei numerosi server di gioco.

Credetemi, ne vale la pena

p.s. nel caso vi venga voglia di giocarci: auguratevi di non beccare in-game un insettucolo di nome vinc3 perchè, quando lo incontrerete, sarà armato fino ai denti e pronto a vendere cara la pellaccia!

 Alcuni screenshots