to be so stupid that you simply don’t understand that the Oscars do not exist to give prizes to the films that the unwashed, ignorant masses like the best, but rather to honor great achievements… more →
break the terrorphnuggle wrote 2 months ago: (context coming shortly) UPDATE: Okay, context. Gawker put up this piece on “bonnet porn … more →
exprofessor wrote 3 months ago: Cong. Roy Blunt (R Missouri) – Mmmm, I could use a blunt right now. Sen. John Boehner (R Ohi … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 3 months ago: And now there is a site that shares my passionate hate for hipsters: Look at this Fucking Hipster, o … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 4 months ago: WHAT?! When did this happen?! I must be waaaay out of the loop, but apparently someone over in Holly … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 4 months ago: Okay, so Citrinitas forwarded me this story yesterday, but I was slow to believe it. Now io9 is repo … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 4 months ago: Wooo!! Youtube video of Penn and Teller’s show Bullshit, during which they call, well, bullshi … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 5 months ago: Okay. Lemme ask you this internet: are cigarettes bad for you? Holy goodness, they are?! And everyon … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 5 months ago: Or something. I dunno, I couldn’t come up with a good pun. So here’s the story: A Romani … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 5 months ago: Okay, so apparently the last Harry Potter movie is going to be two movies. They say they have to spl … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 5 months ago: Oh goodness, not again. Don’t rape him again. Not agaiiinnn!! They’re raping him!! So, g … more →
ptolemy21 wrote 5 months ago: To steal from Phil Plait for a moment: Just…just read this. Wow… Um. The moon is not ali … more →
redtory wrote 8 months ago: The unfortunately named Conservative Christian, Dick Ball discovers there are different time zones i … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: to be so stupid that you simply don’t understand that the Oscars do not exist to give prizes t … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: A new Harris Poll on Americans’ religious beliefs has come out, and, as expected, it’s a … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: How stupid is he? Just watch this video from Attorney General designate Eric Holder’s confirma … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: Heh, and you’re on it, and I tend to agree. Everybody else is too. Go read all of it, plz, but … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: Joe the Plumb-tard is going to Israel to be a war reporter. Headdesk. He says he wants to interview … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: Sometimes you come across something on the intertubes that is so insanely funny, so fucking stupid, … more →
Evan wrote 10 months ago: Mean Spirited Minnesotan Steals a Senate Seat Al Franken is just like this guy who supported lynchin … more →