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THREE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER OUTCOMES (2004)

1. Winner of the Super Bowl. (Patriots or Panthers)
2. Longer winter or early spring. (Groundhog sees his shadow or he doesn’t)
3.Future telemarketing calls. (Phone number/company name displayed on caller ID or “unavailable” with fines attached) 20 more words

Poetry

The Telemarketers Abuse Protection Association

Recent domestic and child abuse headlines, involving NFL players, have the nation’s attention focused on (1) prevention, (2) education, (3) judging and condemning (probably is really number one), and in some cases (4) frantically hiding evidence. 610 more words

"This is Homeland Security"

Hi there, y’all—my apologies for the recent hiatus, but we had a death in the family, and it has been a grueling time for all of us. 358 more words

Humor

LXX


I hope you’ve got a big block of cheese, ‘cause I’ve got a huge jug of whine.

I’m finally officially old!  I know I’ve been gently… 658 more words

That's Life

You People from New Jersey

You know those annoying phone surveys and those annoying Christians on the boardwalk who want to ask you questions and those annoying Please rate your support experience… 787 more words

Humor

Salesman Self-Defense

Stop calling me.  Stop coming by the house.  Stop stuffing my mailbox with offers.

I don’t want it. Hell I don’t even care what “it” is. 463 more words

Humor

This is Nancy.

I’m off from work today. Cleaning the house and doing the chorey sorts of things you do when you’re not working.

Editor/Husband is away, so apologies, in advance, for ramble-on sentences, the spirited overuse of unwords like “untrustable” and “chorey,” and excessive smugness. 547 more words

Life