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Some of the Worst Movies Ever Made

They Call Me Toy Machine wrote 1 month ago: Click is one of the worst movies ever. Here is an outline of why: Its advertising campaign was terri … more →

Tags: Movies, Things that Piss Me Off

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

ianthecool wrote 1 month ago: Wow. This movie was painfully bad. There are many reasons why, here’s a few of them: -Brendan … more →

Tags: Movie Reviews, Bad Movies, Mummy, Mummy 3, Sequels, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Garbage Day

Eric C wrote 2 months ago: … more →

Tags: bahahaha

Live Blogging "Double Impact"

DeScepter wrote 2 months ago: Going to try liveblogging while watching the Jean-Claude Van Damme classic “Double Impact … more →

Tags: DeFactotum, Jean Claude Van Damme, Double Impact, LIVE BLOG!

Countdown: 25 Days - Updates and the like.4 comments

Stephen Amell wrote 4 months ago: The writing job that I desperately want to talk about: I can’t talk about specifics… Yet … more →

Tags: writing, Mad Men, writing jobs, Entertainment industry, Anthony Jeselnik, dane cook trying too hard, best buy accidentally listing tv for $9.99, Ruben Studdard, The Love Guru

Idiocracy

Franz Patrick wrote 4 months ago: Idiocracy ★ / ★★★★ Written and directed by Mike Judge, this catastrophe of a movie tells the story o … more →

Tags: films, Movies, Comedy, one dimensional, slapstick, Justin Long, Not Funny, Unfunny, Dax Shepard

mega shark vs. giant octopus

pinstripebindi wrote 6 months ago: I know all the hipsters are excited for this epically terrible straight-to-DVD crapfest starring Deb … more →

Tags: pop culture, Movies, hipsters suck, mega shark vs giant octopus, Deborah Gibson

Alternative Taglines for the Movie "88 Minutes"

studenttx wrote 6 months ago: The actual movie poster is the first one. : : : : : : : : : : : … more →

Tags: Random, Al Pacino, Pacino, 88 Minutes, 88, Minutes, elk urine

Things I didn't need a psychic to figure out

Nic wrote 9 months ago: I’m not surprised that Nicolas Cage’s new movie, Knowing, scored a fresh rating of 19% o … more →

Tags: Movies, amusing, Movie Reviews, Nicolas Cage, Knowing, Reviews

"The Room" proves that literally anybody can make a movie3 comments

Your Daily Chum wrote 10 months ago: To quote from the tagline of one of my favorite films, Waiting for Guffman, “There’s a r … more →

Tags: Funny, b-movie, Michael Bay, Indie Film, Uwe Boll, bad acting, the room, wiseau films, Tommy Wiseau

Reviews in Ten words or less: Fired Up!

Jaime-Paul wrote 10 months ago: We ain’t biting. We, We ain’t biting! … more →

Tags: film, Reviews

An open letter to Hollywood...9 comments

ejahnke wrote 1 year ago: Hi Hollywood, You don’t know me anymore, but I used to pay attention to you years ago.  I say … more →

Tags: beckett blog, Opinions, Incredible, Josh Hamilton, The Natural, Positive, proud, Faith, Good Person

Forget Sex in the City, Here Comes Abstinence in the Countryside

egoassassin wrote 1 year ago: I just had a great script idea, a total money maker for you Hollywood producers. Instead of “S … more →

Tags: Blog, Random Nonsense, Hollywood, Culture Jamming, Satire, Comedy, hollywood is a joke, Sex and the City, sex topic

Rocky Horror Crap1 comment

diligentguy wrote 1 year ago: Dude, I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I mean, I HATE that crap. It’s probably a form of … more →

Tags: Movies, Rocky Horror Picture Show, time warp, stupid musicals

Balls of Fury (2007)

thebigriv wrote 2 years ago: Genre:  “Comedy” Venue:  Blockbuster Actors of Note:  Christopher Walken Rating: I want my 98 minute … more →

Tags: Movie Reviews, Christopher Walken, Balls of Fury, Not Funny, oh my god it's not funny, not even fucking close

Across the Universe - 3/10

xraycat wrote 2 years ago: It’s hard to know what to say about this, because there’s rumors of a lot of studio inte … more →

Tags: All Movies, 2007 movies

X-Men - 4/10

xraycat wrote 2 years ago: I watched this movie in theaters and hadn’t watched it since, and remembered it as being horre … more →

Tags: All Movies, 2000 Movies

Bring it On - 2/10

xraycat wrote 2 years ago: Anyone that ever told me this movie was surprisingly funny, not that bad, blah blah blah… I ow … more →

Tags: All Movies, 2000 Movies

The New World - 4/10

xraycat wrote 2 years ago: Ugh, Malick. Unlike Badlands, a dramatic retelling of the American Settlement is NOT a good match fo … more →

Tags: All Movies, 2005 Movies


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