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Sexual Hygiene

This is about to be all sorts of yuck. But someone’s got to speak on it, and there is no real tactful way to put any of this. 804 more words

Dating

Seven Conversations With The Devil: 7

I avoided going to the doctor as long as I could but in the end, like everything else in my life, it wasn’t left for me to decide. 1,397 more words

God

Periods and first dates

The kind of conversation that I’ve been having on dates is incredible. Most people say you should never talk about certain things on a first/second date, I suppose it’s like the politics and religion rule but with dating. 403 more words

Sex

Smut!

This chubby orange-utan is Ginger, the food whore who goes from house to house eating all the food he can.  I don’t know who owns him, I don’t know where he came from except that he suddenly appeared one day and he likes being airlifted to his food.  371 more words

Humour

A Pain In The Balls

I’ve been fortunate enough not to have taken a direct kick to the jewels – a fact for which I am duly grateful – but rare is the man who doesn’t know that the slightest trauma to that region ushers in a disproportionate level of discomfort.  404 more words

Species of the Week #3: Narwhal

EVAN MCKENNA, Managing Editor–

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if a unicorn and a whale fornicated?

The Narwhal is one of the most majestic and enigmatic creatures on planet Earth. 471 more words

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