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From the Green Notebooks, Excerpt LXVI

Lottery Dreams

It was a lottery dream come true. When Marty Bidet hit all six on the Ultramega, he quit his job directing traffic and built a 1:14 replica of the Notre Dame de Paris. 302 more words

The Green Notebooks

Size Matters: Narwhals With Longer Tusks Have Larger Testicles

Narwhals develop long tusks, if they have the balls to do it. The spear at the end of the male sea unicorn has been variously thought to be a sensory organ, a device for battling other males, or an elaborate reproductive signal. 18 more words

Women Ideas

Destiny Has Three Sides

How’s about a little toilet humor? No really. What is it with men and toilets? This has been irking me. And no matter how many times I say it, it’s like he never hears me. 338 more words


Hey, That's Not A Pizza Topping

If you’ve ever been in the service industry, then you know there are some terrible customers out there. Spitting in their food has probably crossed your mind once or twice. 167 more words


Proof That The Worst Pizza Topping Really Is Some Guy's Balls

An 18-year-old Texas man was arrested two weeks ago for allegedly topping a pizza pie with his scrotum while working at a pizza parlor that specializes in prepared but not-yet-cooked pizza that you can take home and bake yourself. 371 more words

Web Culture

This Cancer Survivor Is Rolling A Giant Testicle Across The Country To Raise Awareness

This A 31-year-old testicular cancer survivor, Thomas Cantley, is pushing a six foot inflatable testicle across the country to raise awareness for the disease. GO ON, you’ve got my attention. 228 more words

Web Culture

On Squeezing One Ball

This book, by the former world chess champion, Garry Kasparov, is about how the lessons learned from the game of chess can be applied to real life. 550 more words