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Improvised Sex Toy Guide Now Live

Whilst it’s never been easier to get a hold of real sex toys due to the internet, nonetheless some people may be unable to either due to financial reasons, lack of access to a credit/debit card or PayPal funds or just a lack of privacy afforded by their current living situation. 138 more words

Anal Masturbation

Planting your sack on the date line

From Maurice Craig’s classic The Elephant and the Polish Question, where Craig considers what he might do given unlimited funds.

J. Pierpont Morgan (I think) said that if you had to ask what it cost to run a steam yacht you were not rich enough to own one.

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Bubble Tea (OMD2)

These nails really do remind me of bubble tea, inasmuch as you can be reminded of something you’ve never consumed. I don’t think it’s the little tapioca balls that act as the tea’s “bubbles” that are driving me away (though… 195 more words

Nail Art

Testicle-Eating Fish Found In Sarasota Waters

A toothy fish that has a reputation for targeting testicles is swimming in waters off of Sarasota!

A local fisherman caught a Pacu but was unable to identify the toothy fish. 26 more words


The day I saw another mans testicles and was crowned the Queen of poetry... well, almost

“Excuse me madam, but your husband’s testicles are hanging out of his shorts, thought you should know,” are not quite the words I expected to utter at a charity fundraiser, but isn’t life just full of surprises? 432 more words

Writers Corner

Let's leave the testicles out of this

I loathe and detest it when people call something brave or audacious ‘ballsy’. Courage doesn’t come from your testicles. The human race would be in trouble if it did. 446 more words


Bear on the roof, joke.

A man in Michigan wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there’s an ad for North Bear Removers.” 151 more words