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Margin Releasesheila415 wrote 7 months ago: me: omg just sent you an e running to the bathroom but bbiaf! Sent at 10:22 AM on Thursday me: hey o … more →
sheila415 wrote 1 year ago: What? I have voicemail? Surprise! Messages from my Now-dead grandmother. … more →
sheila415 wrote 1 year ago: I know the diff’rence Between consideration And politeness. You? … more →
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sheila415 wrote 1 year ago: To the weedhound down the hall: Hey there. How’s it going? I know you’re busy hitting th … more →
sheila415 wrote 1 year ago: There’s an upsetting article in this month’s Atlantic positing that women should settle … more →