Henrik: The embryo did split in two, but…it didn’t split equally. All the purity and strength went into Tyler. Derek: All the crap that was left over… Henrik: Went into what you see… more →
Dukes of AwesomeBlondie wrote 1 week ago: This time last year, I was suffering from the worst bout of depression. I had an awful job, was deal … more →
errantremark wrote 2 weeks ago: Henrik: The embryo did split in two, but…it didn’t split equally. All the purity and st … more →
errantremark wrote 2 weeks ago: Hey….yeah…long time…. Oh, I’m good…good…how are you? Oh, jinx! h … more →
Blondie wrote 2 weeks ago: Today I had the unenjoyable task of putting all of my halloween costumes back in storage. And when I … more →
Blondie wrote 3 weeks ago: This evening, I visited my local CVS for some much needed cough medicine. Outside the store, stood … more →
Blondie wrote 3 weeks ago: I love Halloween, and this year I had not one, not two, not three, but FOUR opportunities to dress u … more →
Blondie wrote 1 month ago: I just found a post I wrote last year about turning 30 and things I hope to accomplish before then. … more →
Blondie wrote 1 month ago: *All of these are suggestions I’ve received from friends and family in the past month.* If I o … more →
Blondie wrote 2 months ago: Cashier for a grocery store My termination would be a result of something like this: “Um excus … more →
Blondie wrote 3 months ago: Look! I’m attempting to blog! I have about a dozen half-written blog entries that I don’ … more →
Blondie wrote 3 months ago: Keep your doors locked at all times. Don’t leave blinds open when you aren’t home or at … more →
Blondie wrote 3 months ago: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl who loved to blog. She blogged from day to night … more →
Blondie wrote 4 months ago: Think you got some douchebag stories? Well, let me tell you about the TWO douchebag incidents that h … more →
Blondie wrote 4 months ago: Serial: FORT KNOX let that be your motto he is hot don’t risk it! Me: i know Serial: dont be o … more →
Tamdar wrote 4 months ago: I am sitting JFK airport in NYC heading to Boston for a high school friend’s wedding. For the … more →
Blondie wrote 4 months ago: Step 1: Invite me and my friends out to trivia and proceed to speak at a volume that can only be hea … more →
Blondie wrote 5 months ago: (a woman in a tasteful suit comes out on stage and addresses the audience) Good Morning Ladies and G … more →
Blondie wrote 5 months ago: My friend Katie (I’m using real names here! Scandalous!) from Eight Thirty Eyes has started do … more →
Blondie wrote 5 months ago: Jools (to bartender): I’d like a Jack and Diet please. Me: Hey! What are you doing ordering my … more →