“I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma killing policy.” – Homer Simpson Approximately 69 million people voted for Barack Obama last year and in doing so, whether th… more →
Tethered SwimmingZeno Amerikanos wrote 21 hours ago: “I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma killing policy.” – Homer … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 week ago: “If we quit now we’ll never know how badly they’re gonna beat us.” – Homer Simpson There is an almos … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 weeks ago: “The death card?” – Lisa Simpson “No, that’s good. It means transition, change.” – Renaissance Fair … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “The problem with both parties is that they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortuna … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “According to my uncle, who’s a real whiz with volcanoes, a volcano is coming this way.” – Volcano I … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” – Bart Simpson The latest issue of The New York Rev … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “Oh yeah, and it won’t be long before they drive all of us poor underachieving people out of town wi … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “Yes, it reminds me of a joke I heard about upper middle class people.” – Judge Whitey I’m aware tha … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “A letter of surrender, we did it! Whew, it’s a good thing too because I really didn’t have an exit … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “So anywho, last night we’re playing poker, right? As usual I’m winning and not realizing it.” – Ho … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “Marge, there’s just too much pressure. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strif … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “‘Where’s my spy camera?’ Every day for the last six months, ‘where’s my spy camera?’, ‘where’s my … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “What is this place?” – Bart Simpson “The refuge of the damned.” – Indian Nerd “A place where we can … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “I like the sand idea.” – Randy Marsh Note: I doubt I’m the first person to make this analogy, but I … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “Shut up! Shut up! If I don’t hear you it’s not illegal!” – Homer Simpson This can probably be fil … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “You’ve changed, man. It used to be about the music.” – Milhouse van Houten Matt Taibbi had an inte … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 5 months ago: “Nuke the whales? You don’t really believe that do you?” – Lisa Simpson Since January serious “secu … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “That story isn’t suitable for children.” – Lisa Simpson “Really? I keep my pants on in this versio … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?” – Principal Skinner “No, but the PTA wou … more →