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Putt-Butt

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Can a motherfuckin goose go to no mini golf place without some drunk dad thinking he’s part of … more →

Tags: aristocracy, Assholes, Dignity, Drunk Dads, Fake Sports, Golf, hate crime, Hellscape, humiliation

Standing Up For Yourself

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Is the dumbest feckin’ thing you can do—you think this is some old school WB sitcom where the … more →

Tags: reality, Pain, Impossibly Dumb Ideas, Consequences, Hank the Bullying Hawk, Fascism, Cliché, Uprisings, Bird-on-Bird Violence

Whatever It Is You're Looking For

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Folks, tomorrow is the 12-week/3-month anniversary of Caligula vs. Nero.  And in that short time, we … more →

Tags: absinthe, antonin scalia, Celebration, Children, Decadence, Depravity, fuckin, Gay, Goose Attacks

Designated Flyer

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Um: hello?  It’s chilling enough that goose-torturers as infamous as the French could take a b … more →

Tags: Race, prejudice, Stereotypes, Torture, Pain, Art, Mockery, Nightlife, Messy Goose Deaths

Chexmate1 comment

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: The indignities just keep coming.   My temp job is so dull you couldn’t cut a blade of grass w … more →

Tags: augury, blah, boredom, Cliché, Consequences, Ennui, Failure, Gadgetry, Happenings

How To Succeed In Birding Without Really Flying (Not Possible)

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: So yeah, I’ve got something against penguins.  Who doesn’t?  You?  You hate them more th … more →

Tags: Race, reality, Stereotypes, Mockery, humiliation, Cliché, GATED COMMUNITIES, Victims, bodily fluids

Blissed Connection1 comment

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Ever have one of those moments on the subway—after what turned out to be a bitch of a girlfriend dum … more →

Tags: Binge Drinking, Cliché, craigslist, Dating, Ennui, Existentialist Crap, Happenings, honesty, Love

Ruffled Feathers

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Terrible news for Hillary Rodham Clinton today. That’s right: Big Bird has now tainted her can … more →

Tags: Stereotypes, Impossibly Dumb Ideas, The Media, Politics, The Unpatriotic Activities Of Big Bird, booze, Rubble of a Nation, The Decline and Fall, narcissism

Sex And The Shitty

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: What up bipeds.  I’m actually in a bit of a good mood today.  My mange has really cleared up, … more →

Tags: Art, New York City, Subconscious Desire, Interspecies Lawsuits, sodomy, humiliation, Fusion, sexual tension, LOL

Memorialize This

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Memorial Day Weekend is more than just an opportunity for brain-dead and liquored up humans to cover … more →

Tags: Segregation, Impossibly Dumb Ideas, bacchanalia, Memory, History's Greatest Atrocities, Sumptuous Feasts, Binge Drinking, Rubble of a Nation, BBQ

This Is Going To Sound Crazy

caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: But hear me out.  It’s all true.  A goose has been following me. No, you shut up.  I’m n … more →

Tags: reality, Torture, Goose Attacks, hunting, Consequences, New York City, hate crime, Existentialist Crap, Sweet Revenge

Public Disservice

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: I woke up in the Fortieth Precinct’s drunk tank again this morning, and you know what that mea … more →

Tags: Myth, Goose Attacks, Impossibly Dumb Ideas, Consequences, Specist Propaganda, Fascism, hate crime, Binge Drinking, GATED COMMUNITIES

Laugh Out Loud, I Dare You

nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: I confess to having LOLcat fever, despite my mixed feelings on the phenomenon. On the one hand, thes … more →

Tags: prejudice, flying v, Art, Goose Attacks, Mockery, Segregation, Impossibly Dumb Ideas, Interspecies Lawsuits, Specist Propaganda


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