Can a motherfuckin goose go to no mini golf place without some drunk dad thinking he’s part of the course? GOD. DAMN. IT. This is the end of a parlor trick. The beginning was him shoving the bal… more →
Caligula Vs. Neronerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Can a motherfuckin goose go to no mini golf place without some drunk dad thinking he’s part of … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Is the dumbest feckin’ thing you can do—you think this is some old school WB sitcom where the … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Folks, tomorrow is the 12-week/3-month anniversary of Caligula vs. Nero. And in that short time, we … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Um: hello? It’s chilling enough that goose-torturers as infamous as the French could take a b … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: The indignities just keep coming. My temp job is so dull you couldn’t cut a blade of grass w … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: So yeah, I’ve got something against penguins. Who doesn’t? You? You hate them more th … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Ever have one of those moments on the subway—after what turned out to be a bitch of a girlfriend dum … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Terrible news for Hillary Rodham Clinton today. That’s right: Big Bird has now tainted her can … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: What up bipeds. I’m actually in a bit of a good mood today. My mange has really cleared up, … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Memorial Day Weekend is more than just an opportunity for brain-dead and liquored up humans to cover … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: But hear me out. It’s all true. A goose has been following me. No, you shut up. I’m n … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: I woke up in the Fortieth Precinct’s drunk tank again this morning, and you know what that mea … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: I confess to having LOLcat fever, despite my mixed feelings on the phenomenon. On the one hand, thes … more →