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Bachelor Blake: Fight Night! (Plus Chantal Gets Shit-Faced)

Oh you’re not wrong there, Chantal – boy did it EVER!

Remember how just yesterday we were yapping on about how the producers were really putting their hunched backs into fucking with some of the bachelorettes so hard it’s lucky they’re still able to walk without a luggage trolley?  1,609 more words

Satire

TWOS: BACHELOR IN PARADISE – Oh, and what's her name...

Welcome to my weekly blog series: Tuesday Walk of Shame. Here I hang my head low as I admit to having watched the previous night’s episode of The Bachelor (or its various spin-offs) and provide my own personal commentary. 1,044 more words

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An Informal In-Depth Review: Bachelor in Paradise Episode 5

(WARNING: Spoilers)

Last episode ended off with a “to be continued” with Graeme ditching AshLee. Every episode seems to start off with the whole gang being confused probably because it’s hard to comprehend anything with such a low level of intelligence. 993 more words

The Bachelor Season 2: A Trip to Loony Park

So I asked my housemate if she’d seen tonight’s episode. She hadn’t. But then she said, “Let me guess; people went on dates, then bitches got cray, then there was pashing, then someone cried, then drinking, then someone got mad, then they all went home.” 1,378 more words

The Bachelor

Fee's Sleaze: The New Bachelor Is Announced!

The next Bachelor has been chosen! Ladies, get excited that you get to look at Chris Soules a.k.a. “Farmer Chris” for another season!

ABC is refusing to comment but sources say he beat out former Bachelorette star Arie Luyendyk Jr. 52 more words

Shows

Chris Soules es nueva 'licenciado' ABC

ABC ha elegido a su próximo “soltero”.

Chris Soules, quien llegó en la temporada pasada en tercer lugar en “TheBachelorette”, buscará amor entre 25 mujeres que se disputan su corazón. 218 more words

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An Informal In-Depth Review: Bachelor in Paradise Episode 4

(WARNING: Spoilers)

Can I just say I’m not really sure why “television event” and “Bachelor in Paradise” are in the same sentence? The only reason I’m tuning in so early is literally because in the preview for these episodes Clare’s like “THE THINGS YOU SAY ARE STRAIGHT UP TACKY” and also because someone is in an ambulance. 951 more words