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Bushwick Gets Sandwich Named After It, Ingredients Include Vermin Shavings

As Bushwick continues to gain legendary status, it’s no surprise that it has finally gotten a sandwich named after it. The culinary genius behind the concoction, Yuri Troglodyte, has spent years studying what drives Bushwickians–what really sums them up. 126 more words

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New Narcissism Requirement for Living in Bushwick

If you’ve lived in Bushwick long enough, you’re likely raging: A raging alcoholic, a raging non-workaholic and a raging narcissist. Local government has taken note of this phenomenon and is seeking to use it to its advantage. 205 more words

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What Lies Beneath the "Happy" in Happy Fun Hideaway?

The seedy underbelly of a place called Happy Fun Hideaway is easy to pull apart at the seams. The name of the bar, after all, is so clearly trying to cover something up. 291 more words

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J'Accuse!: The Bushwick 30 Somethings Are Being Used as Boar's Head Meat

The Burning Bush recently reported on the peculiar nature of the neighborhood’s 30-something exodus. Uncertain sources have come forward since to tell us of a dark possibility for where the 30-somethings are… 364 more words

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Hipster Conversion Classes Now Taking Place at the Loom

Have you been wanting to move to Bushwick, but just don’t feel like you would fit in with “the scene”? Or have you recently moved here but feel like you stand out like a preppy sore thumb? 302 more words

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The 30 Something Exodus

You might have noticed something rather…specific about Bushwick’s demographic: Everyone’s either a zygote or old as fuck (that means 40). Like the missing middle class in America, Bushwick is missing the middle point between birth and death–your 30s. 294 more words

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Are Europeans Taking Over the Neighborhood?

It’s been happening more and more often lately. You keep hearing strange accents when you walk down the street. You’re not sure anymore if it’s drunken slurring or a foreign language–or a combination of both. 199 more words

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