John wrote 4 months ago: Okay boys! It’s time to draw them guns and have ourselves a gunfight so it is. But Mr. Earp? … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Now listen here Mai-Ling, I am not going to panda to you anymore. You understand? … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Nancy, I’m looking at these wardrobe assembly instructions and … well … this wardr … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Happy birthday, dear. Oh thank you, this gift is really thoughtful! It must have cost you a fortune! … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: So you see, by this marketing strategy I’ve devised right here… *ZZ Top.* What? Nothing. … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Hey ma’am, it looks like you could use some help. Oh, thank you. You’re very kind. Am I … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Holy shit! I leave this class for two minutes and come back to find you fucking kids are knuckling d … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Ew! Jesus fucking Christ! Hey, you better stop doing that with your goddamn eye. You have no idea ho … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: How is it? Well the Coke tastes about the same … but I look a solid 35% more awesome drinking … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Hey guys. If you want this thing built today, you’ll have to bring more than one cow at a time … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Ah hello. I’m Ed McMahon and I’m proud to be able to give you, the loving public, M … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Hey, what are those onion ring-looking things over there? Blanched labias. … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: We interrupt this witch trial for a few moments of very important upside-down dangling. Holy shit, l … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: BEHOLD MY KING!!! I have returned to you from the neitherrealm. And lo, I have brought to you, my ki … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: Mumbai, India. Bloody door frame, all cracked and falling apart. I’ve had enough. I am calling … more →
John wrote 4 months ago: KAMINO. Ah, the force is strong with this one. It seems I can’t turn this water to the darksid … more →