much has been said about shakespeare’s lost plays, love’s labour won and cardenio. it is all lies. apart from the one play called manji kithay dhawaan? that has all but disappeared from co… more →
Samandar-e-Bemaina - The AbbasnamaXill-e-Ilahi wrote 1 week ago: much has been said about shakespeare’s lost plays, love’s labour won and cardenio. it is … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 4 weeks ago: admittedly i have been somewhat lax in our online reminiscences of the life of my royal majesty, lea … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 3 months ago: apart from the few iranians who claim that friday is named after this persian chick named farideh (a … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 3 months ago: got a comment a few days ago from a kid named khawar on my about page saying, more or less, that i … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 4 months ago: one of the most elementary examples of unbigoted racisms as described in the iceman’s guide to … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 4 months ago: lets face it. i was once a pseudointellectual type. at one point in time it was considered cool to h … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 5 months ago: at this point in time i am attending a presentation on the things a guy can do in abu dhabi. do i re … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 6 months ago: when i was still in school i had a crush on this girl in my class who was pretty well sorted in the … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 6 months ago: i’m pretty sure we all know the guy who designed the parental control tool for the kaspersky s … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 6 months ago: it is an undisputed reality that val kilmer is cool. he has to be. he played a dude called the icema … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 8 months ago: when all else fails, there is always apple juice. __________________________ which brings me to the … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 9 months ago: i don’t correct typos. this is an ego issue. and one of faith. what i mean to say is that chec … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 9 months ago: it has been said that attempts at creativity, like writing, revive, and occasionally even resurrect, … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 10 months ago: there are, among those who are in the loop, certain standards by which life is meant to be led. cert … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 11 months ago: if i were just average looking, that truly would have been enough. but then, as paresh rawal would n … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 1 year ago: in every fat man there is a thin man screaming to get out. in every colonial desi man there is a gor … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 1 year ago: i’ve never been to jamaica. not in the physical sense anyway. but if i had, i would expect to … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 1 year ago: sumo ballet hah! i know you guys are expecting a treatise (ok, a satirical variant of one) on the to … more →
Xill-e-Ilahi wrote 1 year ago: it is no less than a sacrilege that in the same theatre where i was the only one watching a screenin … more →