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I've created a new Bollywood character that blends east with west....

melissadesa wrote 4 hours ago: His name is Inspector Gadjit, modeled after the Western cartoon character, but made into a movie. Th … more →

I was on the phone with a Bell technician from India today...

melissadesa wrote 3 days ago: and I thought “Man, there should be caste for this…and stick it right under “Engin … more →

Jump Start

Ben Simpson wrote 4 days ago: Jump Start, originally uploaded by powerpig. You will turn. … more →

Tags: film, Grab bag

I think Sean Paul would be the perfect spokesperson for the ShamWow...

melissadesa wrote 1 week ago: “Ya flah be DUTTY YEAH, Ah yo, ah yo-yo…”, ‘dis one is totAAl madness! ya du … more →

I plan on upstaging Michael Jackson's funeral.....

melissadesa wrote 1 week ago: So far I’ve gathered 8 pinwheels, 1 glitter oven mitt, a stuffed chimp with a spinny bowtie  a … more →

Meeting highschool friends after 10 yrs, Friday. Debauchary afoot?

melissadesa wrote 2 weeks ago: I need you suggestions as to what kinda crazy shit we could get up to, be original now… I … more →

I have nothing to feel self-conscious about... — 2 comments

melissadesa wrote 2 weeks ago: when the guy next to me on the treadmill is running like he’s on fire….he’s not ac … more →

The reason I should stop going out bra-less — 19 comments

Hope wrote 3 weeks ago: Dear Old Dude, Hi there, I’m Hope. You don’t know me by name, but I’m the girl who … more →

Tags: Daily, On Being a Woman, The Scary, boobs, Cringe, First Impressions, social awkwardness, starbucks

Hairy — 15 comments

Hope wrote 1 month ago: Every couple of months I submit myself to laser hair removal. As a long time wax-er, I find the ice- … more →

Tags: Daily, Ego, On Being a Woman

I've been busy — 2 comments

Dagny Taggart wrote 1 month ago: Muzzling a kimodo dragon.  Or twenty. Don’t ask.   … more →

Tags: The Happy, Darth Vaguer