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I suppose it could have been worse, like "Vagina Cheese Road"
You probably grew up on some normal-sounding street somewhere, didn’t you? Cherry Lane? Lexington Avenue? Or even the horrifyingly normal MAIN STREET? If so, I pity you. You, my friend, did not … more →
I suppose it could have been worse, like "Vagina Cheese Road"
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longredcape wrote 1 week ago: You probably grew up on some normal-sounding street somewhere, didn’t you? Cherry Lane? Lexing … more →
I secretly want to punch you in the throat if . . .
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longredcape wrote 1 week ago: . . . you interrupt my busy day to ask me to come to your office and help you with a technology-rel … more →
I never claimed it was a GOOD blog post.
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longredcape wrote 1 month ago: Wait a minute . . . . . . what’s this? Is it . . . could it . . . be? A BLOG? From LRC? Yeah, … more →
TMI Thursday: Things About Flatulence
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longredcape wrote 1 month ago: Happy TMI Thursday, toots and tootettes! OBLIGATORY ASIDE ABOUT “TOOT”: Next time a conv … more →
in which I am (playing) the ingenue
Snatch wrote 1 month ago: “You seem nervous,” the Lawyer said. I could not help scrambling to think how he could t … more →
Dumbledore prefers wands to cauldrons
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longredcape wrote 2 months ago: You thought you were done hearing about New York, weren’t you? Well, you’re not. Hopeful … more →
You don't want to go out for sushi with me . . . you might get smacked.
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longredcape wrote 3 months ago: “You know why I like hanging out with your friend Claire more than any of your other friends? … more →
Baby, I love you. But if you do that one more goddamn time, I'm going to scratch you with my toenails.
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longredcape wrote 3 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were watching Jersey Girl. (What? Jersey Girl was a GOOD MOVIE. Why … more →
This is what happens when you give a boy your password
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longredcape wrote 3 months ago: Since The Lawyer is sooooo busy making 167% of my current salary, he asked me to share my Netflix p … more →
The Players
The Tip wrote 4 months ago: There will be those who come and go and there may be those I don’t yet know, but at the moment … more →
Crazy Girlfriend Behavior
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longredcape wrote 4 months ago: In every new relationship, I think every woman should be allowed a small amount of Crazy Girlfriend … more →
Romance is not dead
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longredcape wrote 4 months ago: Things with The Lawyer are going swimmingly, thank you all for your concern. There’s not reall … more →
Another melodramatic one from yours truly. Yay.
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longredcape wrote 5 months ago: Oh, dearies. I feel the need. The need . . . to blog. I feel like I’ve been keeping you lovely … more →
Dirty texts, body farms, and incest
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longredcape wrote 5 months ago: Oh, hello there, blog! I almost forgot you were here! I was telling Andy the other day that I feel l … more →
I don't mind the yelling so much as long as he doesn't break out the hand saw again
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longredcape wrote 5 months ago: Guys like sports. I get that. Some of you, though? Just baffle the shit out of me with your shenanig … more →
Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day.
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longredcape wrote 6 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that … more →
*crickets*
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longredcape wrote 6 months ago: Anyone there? Look, I know I’ve been scarce around these parts. But there’s a reason for … more →
Soloman Graves Books Role in "Please Not Now"
Poster wrote 6 months ago: One Source Talent Los Angeles Los Angeles actor Soloman Graves has been offered the role of The Lawy … more →
Hungry for love and it's feedin' time
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longredcape wrote 6 months ago: You’re getting bullets. Deal with it. I’m leaving work in four hours and I don’t h … more →
