Just want to clear that up.

Tiger Woods ain’t talkin.

The Muppets are better than Queen.

5 couples destroyed by reality TV.

This couple actually made me barf.

Could Gwen Stefani’s family be any cuter?

Hace unos días me tope este video que esta genial en AA y se me había pasado postearselos, pero aquí se los dejo.

Véanlo! esta muy cotorro!

Muy bueno para empezar la semana.

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Изтрещели типове!

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Even Gordon Ramsey (or Chef) couldn’t cook up a dish this fine. Ingredients?

Take one Queen Classic (Bohemian Rhapsody)+ a handful of Henson’s finest + a rather nice video = an instant viral hit…

Special mention goes out to Miss Piggy, for her admirably honest closing of the number. Damn she’s ageing well. Doesn’t look a day older than I remember her in the early 80’s…

Iain G. Morrison is an ardent muppets fan first and foremost. And a senior marketer in the British Tourism Industry second…

I’ve been considering setting up a new niche – the thoughts of a twenty-something trainee journalist who still lives with her parents. This is something I know about, well, but don’t want to know anymore about. Enough is enough.

If I have to hear “Simon is going to take (insert terrible artist) under his wing”, one more time, I may spontaneously combust.  I have heard the same line since Lemar was back on that BBC spin off, what was it called? The Wretch Factor? No, I know not.

But really, how long can it go on. I am “obviously not making much of an impression in the room” said my dad when he asked me for the second time whether I had seen Gavin and Stacey this week.

I was sat right next to him.

Must watch…

God Bless America

Excellent! The Muppets like you never seen them before! Playing one of my favorite songs with politically correct lyrics.

Thanks to Dean for sending this my way. It just never gets old. Gotta love Beaker.

Playboy’s Miss November 1986, the lovely and talented Donna Edmondson, was named the Playmate of the Year in 1987, fitting given that her high school yearbook predicted she was “Most Likely to Become a Bunny.” (What the hell kind of high school yearbook adviser approves that as a category?!) However, her more lasting claim to fame has been her reknown as The Virgin Playmate.

Photographed by Arny Freytag and Stephen Wayda

She had at least gotten to first base; that was her position on her softball team in high school (rimshot!). Actually, it was, in all seriousness — she played first base for her high school in Greensboro, North Carolina. But back to the more interesting issue. Quite the controversy was sparked by the 20-year-old real estate agent’s vow of virginity, which she discussed in her Playmate interview.

“Men are wonderful, but I haven’t really let one close enough to me that I can talk about sex the way some girls can. Virginity isn’t something you discuss. I’m not ashamed of still having mine, mind you. It’s just not something I really want to talk about — except, of course, with the man who takes it away from me.” (“Sold on Donna,” Playboy, November 1986)

I thought about that when I posed for my layout — imagining the kind of sex I’ll one day have. I don’t know when or where it will happen. But I do know it’ll be with somebody I know and love.”

That’s pretty much all she said, but some fits were pitched and fell back in because of where America was, pornography-wise at this time. Let me bend your ear a tick on this topic, if it is news to you. What Ms. Edmondson accidentally stepped her pretty feet in was a total quagmire of hypocrisy and legal issues which had not much to do with her but plenty to do with the Meese Commission and how entertainment dealt with and tacitly sold the lifestyle of the modern single, the aftermath of the Sexual Revolution including the devastating consequences of HIV, and general assumptions of viewer maturity made by media distribution outlets vis-a-vis sexual morals at that particular juncture. What you had was a total flood of the market with new porn and ever-developing potential technologies for its procurement. So you had morality cops panicking bigtime.

Think about it. There was an explosion of private media possibilities in the 1980’s, and they were readily affordable to Joe Vaseline, which means, no matter where the man of the house stashed them, the chance lurked that Junior, too, would have access. Suddenly you could get porn in a pack of spank-sock’s worth of new forms, an embarassment of riches: direct-to-VHS format, dedicated adult cable channels, and even at the good ol’ liquor store from the more and more competing –and niche– skin magazines all making porn less controlled and more widely sold than ever before. Oh, the heyday! But of course, religion and politics intervened.

Sitcom stars, rock musicians, magazine publishers, freaking everyone was caught by Tipper Gore and Edwin Meese with their dicks in their hands on Capitol Hill, and the religious right was burning Blondie records for moral turpitude. Like, Jesus Jumped-Up Christ-Bananas! That is some ticklish shit to accidentally have come your way! And you’d think they would have all been proud of her …

I will let Ms. Edmondson’s official Playboy biography tell the rest of this interesting story.

The text to my original pictorial announced my virginity — and that created quite a stir. Also at this time, the anti-pornography report of the Meese Commission had prompted all 7-Elevens to pull the magazine from their shelves. I was thrown right in the middle of the scandal! All the talk shows immediately wanted to book the virgin PMOY from the Bible Belt. Joan Rivers made a huge deal out of my virginity on her show, but I just explained that you don’t have to have sex to be sexy.

On Larry King’s show, one caller accused me of not being religious because I let men see my body. But I don’t think that posing in Playboy has anything to do with whether I’m a good person. I knew I wasn’t hurting anyone. I defended myself by saying that God made us nude. We were born that way!

But I don’t regret a single moment. I thought the pictures were beautiful and tasteful, and all the Playboy people treated me very well. It was a great experience that I will never forget.

So how did the story work out for Ms. Edmondson? Seems it worked out smashingly, so in the haters’ faces. Once again, her words:

I took a job as a tax accountant, and on my first day of work I met the man who would become my husband. It was his last day of work; our eyes met, and I just knew he was the one. So I asked HIM out, we had lunch together the next week and we were together from then on.

As for my former claim to fame — as the virgin PMOY — all I can say is: Not anymore! Lots of love to you!

Dig the cover: ironically, Joan Rivers, who gave Ms. Edmondson such “holy hell,” so to speak, over the next several months after this issue was published, was herself profiled in the magazine the very same month. So it’s okay to be interviewed but not to pose? Or is it just for young women, or ones who you perceive as less bright than yourself, that the you-cannot-be-a-role-model-and-be-in-Playboy’s-pages applies? Is it that if a woman wants to be sexy she must want to be sexual? Do you enjoy pointing out hypocrisy only when it is not you, yourself, who is being a hypocrite? Where are the lines in the sand for you, Joanie? Is it not merely the case that you want attention at any cost and have made a career of glomming on to hot button people and topics in order to clutch every possible shred of spotlight in your cruel, manicured claws? Booyakasha!

Sorry, I do not normally take such personal issue with anyone who has appeared on camera with a Muppet, but Joan Rivers literally makes her living by being a mean hag, so screw her. Her career could have been great, she could have been an important special woman in the history of females on television, and she pissed it away to keep the level of fame she was accustomed to, with no integrity. Fuck Joan Rivers.

Anyway, so, Virgin Playmate. Tight, huh!

Esto se llama inversión: perdemos tiempo y encontramos cosas. Aquí la última curiosidad que se nos apareció: una versión de Bohemian Rhapsody, célebre tema de Queen, a cargo de, nada más y nada menos, Los Muppets.

Disfrútenlo como nosotros.

Aprovechamos para hacer un aviso: a partir de hoy, el Turco Viejo se declara fuera del área de servicio. No, no son vacaciones. Achacoso y senil, el Turco se suma a la cobertura que hará CompostaNet de la Feria Internacional del Libro de Guadalajara, que comienza mañana 28 de noviembre. Podrán seguir todos los contenidos que hagamos en el blog Cultura Pirata, que ha preparado todo un equipo para tenerlos al tanto de lo que allá ocurra. Vayan, los esperamos.

Não sou da época dos Muppets mas adoro tudo que já vi deles!

Hoje encontrei um vídeo com os bonecos cantando Bohemian Rhapsody, clássico do Queen! SENSACIONAL, ficou perfeito!

A primeira vez que vi os Muppets em um clipe musical foi no “The Muppet Show”, Elton John, que também adoro!

Vale a pena assistir os dois! Encontrei pra postrar aqui no blog!

Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen

The Muppet Show- Elton John